To All T*igs I have watched with interest as you and your sort squirm and stutter whilst thinking of lies to hurt our Club with. I'm pleased to inform you that Alan McGregor will not be arrested for this alleged rape and will indeed be guarding Her Majesty's goal on Sunday. Furthermore, Usain Bolt and Linford Christie have been drafted in as linesmen to keep up with the lightening quick Potato Hunter. So while you're all giving up your sins for lent, one habit we won't be kicking is winning. Yours Truly The Chosen One's.