CanadianBacon

Now that made me chuckle out loud.

Don't mention "the war"........I did once but I think I got away with it.

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the flat, Not a creature was stirring, not even the cat, The doctor came and shook his head, "It's not a pill or sweets", he said, "Perhaps the food you've given Gertie, was chopped up when your hands were dirty?"

No.

Back in the day 'fans' groups' didn't exist......we were as one....a united support all backing the same team and fighting the common enemy. Then, somewhere down the line the chance to make money from fellow supporters appeared on the scene and it's been downhill ever since. There are more "fans' groups" than I've had hot dinners......and I'm a fat bastard. I was one of the founding members of the RST (a below #40 two-digit membership number as it happens) however that was quickly hijacked by someone (no names no pack drill) in the sentence above. A great idea ruined. As others have noted, The

(With apologies to The Bard) The Forth, The Forth, the windswept Forth, Claims a worldwide appeal, But that was then...and this is now, It's a rotting pile of steel.

Ibrox Stadium is a world-recognised Listed Building, a thing of beauty and a joy for ever. Meanwhile, on the other side of town Kiddie-Fiddler Palace is a 'listing' pile of shite and breeze-block and smelling like a burst WC. Nothing to see (build) here. Let's mend a few things and move along.

We should take it as a compliment that clubs in England (or elsewhere) are showing an interest in our manager. The only one taking an interest in our last manager is the charge-hand at his local boozer who wants to know when the bar tab is being cleared. MW will be going nowhere any time soon.

The Keystone Cops version?

Is the racist homophobe still tweeting?

I watched the Europa league highlights last night and waited with bated breath to catch the bheasts and their Europa disappearing act. Better comedy than Laurel & Hardy in their prime. If Runny Diarrhoea thinks this is "progress" it is my fervent wish that they retain the Nordic dick (it rhymes) for another couple of seasons.

I'm pretty sure the world of the on-the-street fanzine sellers morphed into the GIANT creature that is the on-line fans website? Or did I get that wrong?

Yeah.........I'm a fans chief too.........(Cries of "I'm a fans chief......and so's my Mum")!

I've missed your comedy posts whilst I've been gone these past few weeks. Did you get a Laurel & Hardy DVD box set or are you still viewing the Marx Brothers stuff?

Charlie Nickerless is an attention-seeking prick. Fact.