UlsterFifer

I would like to Wish Him Well. If he likes it here he might Sign His Name and we could Let Him Stay.

Why aye, that would be likely lads. Oooooh what happened to you, whatever happened to me and what became of the we are the people, we used to be. I think the news lads will fire a bit of life into our team and despite having a muppet manager, crowd numbers will be revived.

Reminds me of the first Iraq war Human Shields with Saddam Hussein and an obviously unhappy wee boy. Plenty of them will know who did this. If they want to do the right thing then hand him over and stop dancing with their pals in their press.

He.s our top goal scorer with 7, Typically under the greedy creep.s management our top scorers are mid-fielders or defenders, If we look at Ally the clowns pals: Miller the headless chicken has 4. The Dublin Donkey has 3. Fatty Boyd has 2, This is all due to them not getting the same quality of service as they get down at Pizza Hut. Hopefully five players from a proper league will change this farce,

West Fife weather report: Sun is shining like the first day of spring. Wouldn't have predicted that this game would be off when I got up this morning.

If you remove sexist attitudes and apply the law equally, there would be a stronger case for charging her with rape. Reversing the gender: If a bloke was in a night club for less than an hour then spent over an hour annoying people in a fast food shop, was seen pissing in a shop doorway and gesturing at passing cars, then flags down a taxi, approaches a lone woman in the street to see if she wants to share the taxi. On finding out she is going back to a hotel he tells her he is going back with her, she has been out drinking for several hours. Outside the hotel he grabs her arm and walks her into her room telling her she is not to leave him behind as they pass reception. She has sent a text to a friend telling her she is with a bloke. The friend calls at the hotel to check on her. On finding her in bed with the bloke, she ends up joining in, she was also drinking for several hours that evening. The desk clerk is worried they are breaking the occupancy numbers rule, he goes up to the room and hears male and female grunts and groans, he describes them as playfull noises. Both women leave the room one after the other leaving the bloke in the room they paid for. The next day he reports a lost item and tells the police his movements including waking up in the hotel but he doesn't remember much about what went on in the room. On contacting the two women, what are the chances they would both be arrested and subjected to an interogation about there actions that night. Based on a testomony that the bloke consented to the sex, what are the chances of the police charging both of them with rape. If the women told the police they couldn't remember anything that happened in the hotel and the bloke then told the police he shagged them both and they agreed to it, he would have been arrested and would have had a weaker defense that the two footballers.

OK, so on behalf of "cunts" and apparently my fellow country men, that put more time and money into follow Rangers, here is the case for the defense: Thanks to a greedy creep our current team is very poor. A proper football manager could be doing with a full season to build a team that would storm the top division the following season and go on and do something in europe. Although the standard of Scottish football is now lower that I can remember, our team would struggle against substandard premiership teams and our fans would have to put up with their jacobite fans heaping sectarian abuse on our gagged fans as your fair-minded Scottish press lapped it up. If we are going up against them again we need to do it with a strong team that will put them in their subservient place. We would suffer financially but the clubs that tried to destroy us would suffer more. We would have bragging rights over Celtic for at least a year and there would be nothing they our their impartial Scottish press could do about it.

Hoy had already done the drama queen routine, after a constant parade of butch lesbians, him and Lewis's girley ear rings were the most effeminate things on stage. Hamilton has long since left the UK to avoid tax and McIlroy has declared for a forigne country for the olympics. Neither of them should have been considered but in the true tradition of this competition, the winner doesn't have much of a personality.

There's no end of opportunities out there, all thing he would be good at: Strictly I'm a celeb get me out of here UKiP celeb big brother

Would love to hear the Gibraltar fans give both the Celtic teams a dose of the England fans song sheet. Can see the two Celtic teams scrapping for third place, hopefully neither of them get to France.

It puts him in the shop window. He might get snapped up by I'm a Celebrity or Celebrity Big Brother.

Must be the first time Celtic played Celtic at Celtic Park. Hopefully neither of them get anywhere nears France.

Yes, that's why the police surround them with cameras waiting for them to step out of line. A fishing exercise that only happens to our fans. Nobody suffered hur,t lose was even offended but we have 14 nice soft easy arrests that will be supported by the jacobite courts and press. The lads will not know there rights and will be easily bullied into accepting some trumped up charge. They will not understand that this will be used against them for the rest of their lives. They will not have the courage to insist on their day in court with a jury deciding there case rather than some tarrier pig. Mean while on the other side of town a taig that battered a Dutch police man was given a tour of the piggery and paraded like a hero at half time. That's your fairer more equal National Socialist Scotland for you. God help the poor England fans tomorrow night.

Yea, that sounds right. The big bad Westminster politicians told the biggest whingers in the UK they were not allowed to go to the ceremony and they quietly accepted this. Yet NI with no land link to England turn up every year and representatives from all over the planet can make it. They are not there because they do not want to be there, because they are anti-British rebel scum.

Miller/Boyd have scored 3 goals so far. That would be 12 goals by the end of the season.