Jakes Pal

Covers have to come off a couple of hours before the game. Given the seeming state of the surface, ten minutes of rain on it will turn it back to swamp, never mind a couple of hours, and of course the damage that would be caused once play starts and it is probably still raining. Abandoned before half time if that happens. Basically the only chance I see of this game going ahead and actually playing to a finish is if the weather forecasters have got it wrong and it stays dry in Dundee all day.

That has been the case for a long time now. Any decision that goes against Them is a result of the and of course failure to win any trophy, especially domestically is naturally down the Them being cheated, but never defeated. The pressure and let us not mince words, intimidation tactics that they have employed have been so successful that referees are basically unwilling to book any of their players unless it is so bad they cannot let it pass, or the player has wracked up double the amount of offences committed that would normally see you booked for persistent fouling. Off the playing field, it is obvious to everyone that Them have an undue amount of influence upon the people that are supposedly running the game. The slap on the wrist for Brentan being the latest of numerous examples in recent years of the authorities coming out with favourable outcomes for Them, lest they feel the wrath of Peter. It has been said before many times, but worth repeating, the idea that That Mhob have been victims of a conspiracy that has seen Them win just about everything domestically for the last 15 years would be the biggest laugh ever, if the consequences for other Clubs in the League, but particulary so, us, were not to serious. It goes without saying that the intimidation machine will be cranked to maximum in the next few weeks as they do whatever is required to prevent us from winning the Title this season. Of course I could be accused of paranoia with that statement, however unlike Them, we have clear and numerous examples of honest mistakes on field and the curious decisions that have been made by the League in matters involving Them over the last few years. Has Dundee's email turned up yet?

It was put up as a possibility by the League to move the Dundee v Motherwell game to an all weather neutral venue to be played behind closed doors as the match had to be played. We are in a similar position, if as is likely Dens is unfit after another two days of heavy rain forecast for today and tomorrow, then the League has this option. The game has to be played, either at a potentially unsafe Dens, or moved, for example to Falkirk with its plastic pitch with no supporters in attendance.

Heavy rain forecast for Dundee Tuesday and Wednesday. Even with covers on there will be serious doubts about the pitch, and as the covers will obviously have to come off a couple of hours before kick off, even that short time exposed to rain will turn that surface into a swamp. If the League try and screw us by forcing us to play on an unsafe surface or switch to a closed door plastic pitch ground then hopefully the Club has the balls to tell them to do one.

No place for his hidden sniper routine at Ibrox. We quite rightly rip it out of opposition players, especially a certain Japanese cheat at The Piggery, so it would be hypocritical not to do the same to one of our own. Hopefully Clement will make sure that there is no repeat of that nonsense if he wants to play for us again.

The reaction to the setback was non existent. Fucking surrender monkeys the lot of them.

Muster up another goal for Them. This could go from a sore one to an embarrassment in very quick fashion.

Shameful, this is going to be 4 or 5 unless we see some sort of miracle recovery in the second. We are blowing the Title today and almost certainly handing Them the Double given that we are obviously psychologically incapable of beating this Mhob in a game that matters.

Game set match and Title to the Scum. Pathetic.

Clement is going to have to work some magic here to even get a draw out of this.

We are shitting the bed at the moment. Difficult to see us turning things around at the moment.

The stands will provide some shelter, but I imagine that the wind will have an influence today, hopefully in a positive manner for us.

Has Sellik TV hijacked the Sky stream? Fuckin love in here.

Hopefully the Gers win this today and you will be in a suitable mood to reward her later on today.

Clock watching till 10 and I can get the cans in. Schoolboy error not getting them in yesterday , although in honesty I would have tanned most of them last night. Intae this SCUM Gers, play as you can and victory will be yours, even if that Mhob benefit from an honest mistake as they have done in the previous two games. That being said, all those people out there with silly superstitions, lucky pants etc, but especially the dog walkers,please feel free to indulge. We will take all the help we can get. Cmon The Gers.

Why behind closed doors? Why should the supporters of both teams be denied the chance to watch the game that they have paid good money to attend? Three thousand odd Bears have bought tickets for this game, probably the same amount of Dundee season ticket holders and general sale tickets as well? No doubt down to Elf & safety, but there must be someway that the supporters of both teams could be safely allowed entrance to a neutral venue, even at short notice.

Dens pitch inspection underway.

I wonder what sort of excuse Lost Email FC will come up with to try and avoid refunding the ticket money if the League order the game to be played at a neutral ground behind closed doors? And if it does go ahead with no fans present, surely Rangers can claim that sporting integrity (no sniggering at the back there) has been compromised as Rangers will be without the backing of the 3000 or so Bears who would have been at the Dundee Everglades?

Not a chance in hell. In Dundonian terms that would be like Sellik having to come to us for the use of Ibrox in the event of some safety failure at Breezeblock Boulevard.

The meltdown if we were to be awarded a 3-0 walkover against Lost Email FC would be glorious to behold.

Thanks for clearing this up, given the sheer volume of complaints that seem to be being made I am sure that your last sentence there will prove to be the case. Obviously the number of complaints will die down a bit after the novelty factor and publicity fades, however there will be events, like Sundays game, Indy marches, Loyal order, Republican parades, celebrity and political outbursts and ill advised statements that will see huge numbers of complaints being made that could see it take weeks for complaints just to be logged, never mind investigated or acted upon. An utter shambles, that absolutely everyone except Useless and his troupe of clapping seals at Holyrood saw coming.

Not that technically savvy but would a VPN make it impossible for the site to provide an IP address?

A Club that now has a pattern of behaviour in ousting Jews from its boardroom and playing staff.

I see that Mhob are full of themselves this morning after defeating the mighty Ferrantibankston Thistle, all over every back page this morning about how good they are, how they are flying and how much they are looking forward to Sunday. Whilst I doubt that Clement will be one for sticking press cuttings up on the dressing room wall, I would hope that he and the players will have read this shite with a sense of determination to shut these mouthy bastards up come Sunday lunchtime.

Only in Scotland. Intentional or not, smashing your elbow into your opponents face is foul play, every second, of every minute, of every hour, of every day, of every week of the month.