We've not had much to laugh about for the best part of a decade, I share your fears but I'm honestly just living for the moment just now, hope it lasts but I'm absolutely revelling in their hurt right now , fucking fenian bastards.
I'll save my sympathy for each and every one of over 100 kids abused at that horrible fuckin place.
They should actually count themselves lucky this was not done in a country that protects children with serious punishment for abuse.
A man takes his wife and son to France for the weekend, while they're there the son finds a skunk and begs his parents if he can bring it back to Scotland. When they get to customs the wife says, "how are we going to smuggle this thing through with us?" the husband says, "put it on your head, pretend it's a hat" the wife says, "why don't you put it round your neck pretend it's a scarf" the husband says, "I've got a better idea, why don't you stick it inside your knickers" the wife says, "what about the smell?" The husband says, "If it dies, it dies."