Amokachi

Man U are the most entertaining imho 

Brings a new meaning to ‘all inclusive’. 

He didn’t seem to have an obvious weak point to his game from what we managed to see of him. Direct, wasn’t afraid to take a shot and seemed to be able to control the ball well under pressure 
Shame he got injured because he was probably as excited as I’ve been by a new wide player for us in years 

We’ve been desperate for goals from wide positions for about 5 years. If we could get him for £5-6m I’d do it. 

If we signed him for a reasonable amount I wouldn't complain. Would be a decent squad player.

McCausland, Matondo and Silva

Reminds me of Ojo. Lots of good attributes without a brain to match them.

Brings a new meaning to ‘all inclusive’. 

Nah, Dolphin beer garden bound. 

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Nah, Dolphin beer garden bound. 

Brings a new meaning to ‘all inclusive’. 

Looks like a dive. Wasn’t a dive. He tries to adjust his feet so that he can meet the ball in stride and somehow gets his toe stubbed in the turf.
 
I know because I watch my boy playing under 12 football and it sometimes happens there. 

Souttar was a bombscare yesterday, thank fuck for balogun as balogun certainly benefitted tav and didn't crumble when souttar had his mare

Balogun, Diomande, Butland, Sterling and Cantwell were stand outs for me. Dessers genuinely could’ve scored another 2/3 goals but took his goals well. It was a usual Steven Maclean performance as the referee who gave us fuck all and allowed Devlin to foul constantly without being booked.

It’s not even anywhere close.

Why would they be fucked when he very rarely takes a defender on?!

Maybe from The Politics Section then ? 

In general play he’s awkward but his athleticism makes him a threat and he has the beating of every full back in the league.
Huge loss when you consider the other options if Sterling’s still needed at left back.

Ping one as in one in 40?
His attempts to keep repeating that including the one miles over the bar today are embarrassing.
Worst footballer in terms of basic footballing ability and brain I’ve ever seen play for us when not down the leagues.

The way he takes a pass in and then turns into space everytime ans drives forward, id love to see what he can do further up the pitch with 2 guys like sterling sitting behind him

To be expected with that profile of player, I suppose. It's frustrating at times, but he gives you more than he takes away. The hope is you can drill that out of him and get a good few years before making money in a sale.

Turkish polis have been known to rape people in custody with broom sticks.
Think he'll have the gait of Louie Spence by the time he ever gets back.

When he phones the British Embassy to explain why he's in the jail with his stinking top on.
Embassy worker:
 

Getting into final is the most important thing and we've done that. We were never going to be perfect after the last week.
Hopefully Sima is okay as his goals will be vital on this run in.
Good to keep a clean sheet. I see it this way with our attacking options if we defend well and keep clean sheets then the reliance on them becomes even less as we dont need 3/4+ goals. It gives us a real chance.