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You win 

I wanna dance with Diomande
i wanna feel the heat with Diomande
Yeah I wanna dance with Diomande
I  just want Diomande to love me

To the tune of 'Friday I'm In Love' by The Cure 
Mohamed Diomande's blue
Sterling's great and Cortes too
Dessers, we're not sure about you
It's Diomande, I'm in love 
:)
 

50,000 people chanting this instead, please:
"Hey ho, here we go,
RFCDave is a massive paedo"
(Based on the song Candy by Robbie Wiliiams)

I want full shark ideally, this is only half shark but I'll take any form of shark.

It’s like watching a game during Covid. Can pure hear the players talking. Tarriers must be doing a sponsored silence for the people of Palestine.

The wee pervert on the phone to SSB referring to us as the "Ibrox Club" every other sentence 
"I don't fear the Ibrox Club, because every time the Ibrox Club plays Selik the Ibrox Club crumbles" 
Just a shame that not one pundit had the presence of mind to say "Yes you have not dropped points to the Ibrox Club, but you have dropped points to the Pittodrie Club, Fir Park Club, Easter Road Club, Tynecastle Club, McDiarmid Park Club and the Rugby Park Club and the Rugby Park Club knocked you out of the league cup also.

The wee pervert on the phone to SSB referring to us as the "Ibrox Club" every other sentence 
"I don't fear the Ibrox Club, because every time the Ibrox Club plays Selik the Ibrox Club crumbles" 
Just a shame that not one pundit had the presence of mind to say "Yes you have not dropped points to the Ibrox Club, but you have dropped points to the Pittodrie Club, Fir Park Club, Easter Road Club, Tynecastle Club, McDiarmid Park Club and the Rugby Park Club and the Rugby Park Club knocked you out of the league cup also.

The gunpowder is down the fuse is set they are fully poised for shark season just need the final spark to set it all off.
Tonight would be ideal and it would snowball in to the weekend and a Scottish Cup exit just to end them entirely.

The wee pervert on the phone to SSB referring to us as the "Ibrox Club" every other sentence 
"I don't fear the Ibrox Club, because every time the Ibrox Club plays Selik the Ibrox Club crumbles" 
Just a shame that not one pundit had the presence of mind to say "Yes you have not dropped points to the Ibrox Club, but you have dropped points to the Pittodrie Club, Fir Park Club, Easter Road Club, Tynecastle Club, McDiarmid Park Club and the Rugby Park Club and the Rugby Park Club knocked you out of the league cup also.

The gunpowder is down the fuse is set they are fully poised for shark season just need the final spark to set it all off.
Tonight would be ideal and it would snowball in to the weekend and a Scottish Cup exit just to end them entirely.

One of them phoned up last week to talk about "The new Chinese boy we've signed Kühn, sorry Japanese"
That Gordon Duncan was like "He's not Chinese OR Japanese he's German. 
Cunts are oriental in the brain, and thick as fuck! 

I was laughing like fuck!
The best one last week though was that Si Ferry on his podcast saying when he was in the youth team at that mob a lot of the boys showered with their pants on... 

The wee pervert on the phone to SSB referring to us as the "Ibrox Club" every other sentence 
"I don't fear the Ibrox Club, because every time the Ibrox Club plays Selik the Ibrox Club crumbles" 
Just a shame that not one pundit had the presence of mind to say "Yes you have not dropped points to the Ibrox Club, but you have dropped points to the Pittodrie Club, Fir Park Club, Easter Road Club, Tynecastle Club, McDiarmid Park Club and the Rugby Park Club and the Rugby Park Club knocked you out of the league cup also.