They Gnu

Ours tomorrow night, I’ll post those 2 beaten finalist prizes........aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh

Andy Halliday V Morton springs to mind.

Naw you fruck off ya handwringing fanny

If he was Asian he would have said expelience

Looks like my mates club after he’s fucked a shot and hit a tree.

Kate Winslett ... almost perfect just a tiny bit fat Kate and Gerry....horrible but got off with it Son in Law ...not exactly what you wanted but it’ll do. neil Lennon Ashton Lane ... a putt you didn’t hit hard enough. Bobby Sands..... skinny and horrible.

Green some foursome, a foursome is one player tees off on all the odd numbers while your partner tees off on all the even holes, both formats then it’s alterna shots.....I think.

Snap

A fuckin Knob jockey

Is the cunt Delahunt being paid for his ramblings by anyone at the moment?

Quite possibly, think he feeds off the crowd

Poulter is the man in Ryder Cups, fekkin love him.

Don’t care how many cocktail waitresses he’s pumped I’d love to see him back at the top.

What the Old Course?

Probably the Old Course. Haven’t played the Pestana Groups courses but had a coffee on the patio of Alvor GC, course looked great and very quiet. Since Dom Pedro bought out Oceanic they’ve changed start times from 9min intervals to 8min, doesn’t sound much but it’s an extra 12.5% volume of players. Also played Vale do Lobo and Quinta Do Lago courses, they’re excellent. Only ones I’ve not really enjoyed were Christy O’Connor/Faldo courses.

Yes a few years ago, very American feel to it, was one of the Oceanic Courses with The Old Course, Laguna, Pinhal, Millenium etc but they’ve all been taken over by Dom Pedro Golf. Done the Algarve to death so we’re going to Costa Del Sol next year. Same sort of 5 night 4 rounds of golf deal is £200 cheaper.

Nice course Victoria.

Exactly

Good deal that, done Vilamoura for past 5 years but the Ocianic Group have been bought out and the new owners are squeezing more people on the courses and jacking up prices. We’re going to Costa Del Sol next spring, the package is £180 cheaper than Portugal. Mate of mine raves about Costa Blanca and reckons the Alicante course is brilliant.

Looks nice mate, what’s the green fees there?

Watch a few Cardiff games nd the standard is pretty poor.

Lost two finals, to same boy, in 8 fuckin days, 3n2 today.

Whereas for Rattlers it goes in Father O’Shaunesseys hand.

Exactly don’t moan if you pay a licence, fuck the BBC.