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What was the Funniest Chant you've heard at a match

Only 2 posts and you ask this shit? Ican only guess whats coming next , sniff sniff :anguish:

It's not an unreasonable question.

Just because you have 111 times as many posts as him.

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"Your stadium is a fuckin' tent, your stadium is a fuckin' tent!" @ Falkirk fans.

"Zaluska is Polish for gay, polish for gay, polish for gay" @ Zaluska.

"Edu, edu, edu edu edu" when Edu wasn't even on the bench.

Broomloan 'behind the goals' loyal, there's a guy who sits behind me who shouts constantly - he's fucking hilarious.

Also to add, "YA FUCKIN' REFUGEE FUCK OFF" at Beasley. :lol:

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What was the Funniest Chant you've heard at a match

Only 2 posts and you ask this shit? Ican only guess whats coming next , sniff sniff :anguish:

It's not an unreasonable question.

Just because you have 111 times as many posts as him.

Wait and see then

Fair enough. Still don't really see why it was such a terrible thing to post.

Either way you've ruined my maths.

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the arsenal fans at liverpool the other night

"liverpool, HOOF the ball"

or i canny mind the guys name, jason something maybe, played for forest and he had a bad hairdo

"he's got a pineapple, on his head"

or the best one

getting pumped 3-0 off the beggars at the piggery, capucho comes out to warm up and the celtic fans start laughing at him

all us bears launched into a rendition of

"nuno capucho won a medal in seville, a medal in seville, a medal in seville"

timmy was well raging at that one

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In '86 at Tannadice, Butcher put in a hard but fair tackle and the Utd fans gave it "Dirty English Bastard!".

A minute later, big John Clark clattered into Durrant, as I recall.

The Rangers fans responded with "Dirty Scottish Bastard!".

I enjoyed that one.

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Broomfield the day McSwegan carried the McCoist cardbord cutout round the park and we had won the league 1989 ??. Standing at the fence next to the Section B and they all started to say shhhhhh for ages. We were all wondering wtf they were doing then 200/300 of them all turned to Gers fans, stuck their middle finger up and started singing

"Smell yer maw, smell yer maw, smell yer maw"

Was funny as fuk the way the orchestrated it.

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Hes half a girl and half a boy

torres, torres

He look just like a transvestite

torres, torres

he wears a frock, he love the cock

he sells his arse on albert dock

Fernando torres, Carraghers bit on the side.

Hes half a girl and half a boy

torres, torres

He look just like a transvestite

torres, torres

he wears a frock, he love the cock

he sells his arse on albert dock

Fernando torres, Carraghers bit on the side.

To the same tune as Artur Boruc Ulster's number 1

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Can't remember when this was.....couple of seasons ago anyway now.

Newcastle V's Sunderland with both teams in a precarious league position. Sunderland fans started beying the Toon Army: "Going Down, Going Down, Going Down...."

Toon Army's reply: "So are we, so are w,e so are we..."

:lol:

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the arsenal fans at liverpool the other night

"liverpool, HOOF the ball"

or i canny mind the guys name, jason something maybe, played for forest and he had a bad hairdo

"he's got a pineapple, on his head"

or the best one

getting pumped 3-0 off the beggars at the piggery, capucho comes out to warm up and the celtic fans start laughing at him

all us bears launched into a rendition of

"nuno capucho won a medal in seville, a medal in seville, a medal in seville"

timmy was well raging at that one

Do you mean Jason Lee he would later play for my local team Falkirk saw him a couple times he was a load of shoite

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