Just had a phone call re. the ownership of the club....

[AlCapone 7,678]

I'm laughing so much I feel Woosie

[DietofWorms 2,063]

My puns aren't up to scratch. I've got a bit of a handicap when it comes to humour as i'm from oosterhouse.

[opportunityknox 1]

Interesting. Is he the only show in town?

He could be the bogey man.

Which is par for the course.

Does he have an Island near New York?

[Guest therabbitt]

Wonder if David Murray has has a McColl from a potential buyer yet with an offer?

[AlCapone 7,678]

Wonder if David Murray has has a McColl from a potential buyer yet with an offer?

Murrays not in the picture, hes not up to scratch

[BlueIsTheColour 35]

This guy Ellis seems like a hazard to me.

[DietofWorms 2,063]

As long as we're Open to offers, then we won't be Masters of our own destiny......aaaaarrrgggghhhh!

[Polo 1,433]

A little birdie told me your sources are pish

[BrochBear 3]

Have the RS Tee not already bought Rangers?

[CanadianBacon 2,088]

My pet Spaniel, Gnasher, had a very bad accident recently - poor little thing ran onto the local golf course and straight towards the guy who was cutting the grass with one of those high-powered machines.

Fuxsake....what a complete mess. Blood and snotters everywhere!

There were bits of poor Gnasher thrown to the four corners of the course - his wee collar ended up lying to the front of the car park and the poor mutt lost its two front limbs.

One of them got thrown to the left of the guy's machine and.......yup, you've guessed it.........there was a dog leg to the right.

[boss 1,941]

My pet Spaniel, Gnasher, had a very bad accident recently

That's a shame, I like dogs, did he survive?

[*Manticore* 1,893]

Must be Canadian humour.

Canadian humour is no laughing matter (to paraphrase Mark Twain).

Mark Twain is from the Mississippi area of USA which is far away from Canada, hes NOT Canadian.

[TexasGers 96]

Must be Canadian humour.

Canadian humour is no laughing matter (to paraphrase Mark Twain).

Mark Twain is from the Mississippi area of USA which is far away from Canada, hes NOT Canadian.

On top of that, Mark Twain is from Missouri, not Mississippi!

[*Manticore* 1,893]

Must be Canadian humour.

Canadian humour is no laughing matter (to paraphrase Mark Twain).

Mark Twain is from the Mississippi area of USA which is far away from Canada, hes NOT Canadian.

Calm down.

I can only presume that he doesn't know what 'paraphrase' means.

[CanadianBacon 2,088]

My pet Spaniel, Gnasher, had a very bad accident recently

That's a shame, I like dogs, did he survive?

Only until tea-time that night - rather than take him to the vet for a humane ending we decided to BBQ him.

I was spitting dog hairs for a fortnight.

PS. We had leftovers the next day, done in a curry sauce.

I was shitting for a fortnight.

[MisterC 12,269]

All the hard work I have done today makes me want to go for a pint on Bath Street. Think I will go to Bunker for my Daly pint

[BLUEDIGNITY 33,647]

Any 'Links' to this story ?

[TravelingWilBEARy 4,319]

monty fuck

[BLUEDIGNITY 33,647]

The only bogey with stories like this you can end up with an impossible lie !

[sonOwilliam 0]

Must be Canadian humour.

Canadian humour is no laughing matter (to paraphrase Mark Twain).

Mark Twain is from the Mississippi area of USA which is far away from Canada, hes NOT Canadian.

Calm down.

I can only presume that he doesn't know what 'paraphrase' means.

Don't be stupit of course i know what it means.

That wasn't my point.

[the blue plumber 743]

The thought of a new owner gives me wood.

away and have a shank

[the blue plumber 743]

My pet Spaniel, Gnasher, had a very bad accident recently - poor little thing ran onto the local golf course and straight towards the guy who was cutting the grass with one of those high-powered machines.

Fuxsake....what a complete mess. Blood and snotters everywhere!

There were bits of poor Gnasher thrown to the four corners of the course - his wee collar ended up lying to the front of the car park and the poor mutt lost its two front limbs.

One of them got thrown to the left of the guy's machine and.......yup, you've guessed it.........there was a dog leg to the right.

whats its handicap now

[StrongbowLoyal. 36]

Everyone seems to be pitching in on this thread

[BLUEDIGNITY 33,647]

Wonder if David Murray has has a McColl from a potential buyer yet with an offer?

Murrays not in the picture, hes not up to scratch

Quite frankly Murray's a divot !

[the blue plumber 743]

Wonder if David Murray has has a McColl from a potential buyer yet with an offer?

Murrays not in the picture, hes not up to scratch

Quite frankly Murray's a divot !

you always replace a divot