ErraPolis 0 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Id do a "paisley panda" and run up to their fans, find a scarf or something green and wipe my arse with it. Worth the sending off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear_Necessities 41 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bilko89 507 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 I would lift my top over my head to reveal a t-shirt that read : Even a fat bastard who cant get through a game of 5's can score against the mhanky mob. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
miracle 7,764 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 a flyby by The Red Arrows, with them leaving streams of red, white and blue smoke in their wake Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DietofWorms 2,062 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 I would bless myself in front of them to really confuse them in their fury, then as I was running back to the centre circle i'd have a wee play of my 'air flute', a la Gazza. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddsyRFC 1 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 run past all the celtic fans with my hands over my ears and then go and celebrate with the rangers fans. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenose_72 198 Posted April 6, 2010 Author Share Posted April 6, 2010 I would lift my top over my head to reveal a t-shirt that read : Even a fat bastard who cant get through a game of 5's can score against the mhanky mob. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
papaguy51 912 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 That.Right in front of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlenH79 42 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 id go fucking crazy run around like a lunatic shouting at the top of my voice, and do a lap of the pitch milking the Rangers supporters reactions and laughing at the tims, when the match finishes with my goal being the winner, i'd have to grab a champions flag and run around the pitch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverBlue_Since91 2,895 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 run right into the Rangers fans, a wee bit of badge kissing,then on the way back look at timmy end and tell them WATP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bombaybadboy08 15,660 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 That.Right in front of them.Beat me to it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenose_72 198 Posted April 6, 2010 Author Share Posted April 6, 2010 That.Right in front of them.Beat me to it Wonder what kind of things the paedos would throw at you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenose_72 198 Posted April 6, 2010 Author Share Posted April 6, 2010 Straight to the Rangers fans. The goal would be for them and thats who I'd want to be celebrating with.Its either this or get my banger oot and give it a right good tug.Would you have a power wank and jizz all over them? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
papaguy51 912 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 I know you say that running to the Bears would be the first instinct, but they'd be having a good time without you.Getting it right up that dirty scum would be much more fun Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluelessons 0 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 take the top off to reveal the t shirt that said torbett f*cked you,se now its my turn.BJK Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bombaybadboy08 15,660 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 That.Right in front of them.Beat me to it Wonder what kind of things the paedos would throw at you? It would be well worth it whatever they threw,i'd take few stitches just to see their anger close up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muiry12 7 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Run right upto the goal infront of them throw my top on the deck and proceed to do chin ups on the crossbar right in front of THEM!!! lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenose andy 1 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Would just run to the rangers fans lie down and watch the bears celebrate as only we know how to Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgo 0 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 run to the gers fans, pick up a sack o tatties then me n the rest o the team would fire them at indicator armpits!(Lennon) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu1993 101 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Get my flute out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fog 289 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 i'd just run around the pitch, dive into the rangers fans and see how far i got with a bit of crowd surfing coming back out with union jacks around me :praise: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinson1873 0 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Celebrate with our fans. Then when it dies down lead our end into a chorus of the Billy boys, just like Roberts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeBlue 39 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Id pull out my M16, shoot 5 bheggars, plant my airstrike on the taig end which should get me a chopper and that would be the end of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don81 2,832 Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Would have to run straight to the referee , roll down one sock and then engage him in a three fingered handshake, just to get the tims blood boiling then run to the bench , collect my flute and join the rest of the team in a full lap orange march with wee nacho at the front beating his chest twice in quick succsession and pumping his fist in the air all the way round and then grab a microphone and join the bears in the crowd in a rendition of god save the queen, it would be well worth the yellow card! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fog 289 Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Id pull out my M16, shoot 5 bheggars, plant my airstrike on the taig end which should get me a chopper and that would be the end of them.take it you'd save your nuke? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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