Blueshoff 11,751 Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 He's moving abroad in the summer because his wife is having an affair with a Derby County player and he has got a 16 year old pregnant and she is keeping it. He's in court at moment trying to keep a lid on it so Capello doesn't kick him out of the world cup squad.Got nothing to back it up - any one else heard similar? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboyrfc 296 Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 No but i heard that tonight at around 7:08pm there will be a flock of pigs cruising through the sky Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu1993 101 Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 i herd he is comming to us because he wants to play in europe next year.hahahaha only joking. i havent herd anything but i dont believe any of that to be honest with you mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNuts 552 Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 i just won the euro millions and i am buying rangers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vandelay 0 Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 How many rumours can you get in one sentance Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu1993 101 Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 im sure, and this is 100% sure. that somehow the press would know hes in court. hahaha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueshoff 11,751 Posted April 21, 2010 Author Share Posted April 21, 2010 got to admit that there were so many layers I thought it can't be made up! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithgersbear 3,225 Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Probably true Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddsyRFC 1 Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 complete bullshit! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 82,015 Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 I had a blackout once too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermac 115 Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Aye the Derby player is Stephen Pearson Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemesis 277 Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Ridiculous rumour but saying that is it any more ridiculous that 5-6 top French Internationals have been taking shots on a 16yr old prostitute?Fuckin Frenchies Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemesis 277 Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 im sure, and this is 100% sure. that somehow the press would know hes in court. hahahaThey could know but if a temp injunction is passed (as it was originally in the early stages of the John Terry case) then they can't say a thing or they lose there licence Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chookes 20 Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Of all the rumours I've heard over the years, I like this one the best. It has so many layers, each one more ridiculous than the last.That's why I believe it. It's too ridiculous to be a rumour, it has to be fact.Good OP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangers4eva 12 Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 who told you, the neighbours gold fishes cousin from liverpool? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper 117 Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 He's moving abroad in the summer because his wife is having an affair with a Derby County player and he has got a 16 year old pregnant and she is keeping it. He's in court at moment trying to keep a lid on it so Capello doesn't kick him out of the world cup squad.Got nothing to back it up - any one else heard similar?Piss off ya wankerSteven Gerrard is god Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SandyIniesta-Nordahl Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 He's moving abroad in the summer because his wife is having an affair with a Derby County player and he has got a 16 year old pregnant and she is keeping it. He's in court at moment trying to keep a lid on it so Capello doesn't kick him out of the world cup squad.Got nothing to back it up - any one else heard similar?Piss off ya wankerSteven Gerrard is god He's a diving thug who should be in prison. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GersBear 6 Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 He's moving abroad in the summer because his wife is having an affair with a Derby County player and he has got a 16 year old pregnant and she is keeping it. He's in court at moment trying to keep a lid on it so Capello doesn't kick him out of the world cup squad.Got nothing to back it up - any one else heard similar?Piss off ya wankerSteven Gerrard is god He's a diving thug who should be in prison.And that's a let off! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmrfc1873 48 Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 He's moving abroad in the summer because his wife is having an affair with a Derby County player and he has got a 16 year old pregnant and she is keeping it. He's in court at moment trying to keep a lid on it so Capello doesn't kick him out of the world cup squad.Got nothing to back it up - any one else heard similar?Piss off ya wankerSteven Gerrard is god He's a diving thug who should be in prison.This , he is a total wank Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh103 12 Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 All the stuff we've all heard the past few months with Ashley Cole, Terry, Ribery. This honestly wouldn't surprise me.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie1807 146 Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 It's not a Derby County player who is having an affair with Alex Curran and has gotten a 16 year old pregnant.It's me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff crap in the head 120 Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 The Everton fans do sing 'the baby's not yours', must have foreseen this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie1807 146 Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 I hate Steven Gerrard.He's a thug on and off the pitch, but the media don't care.What if Kyle Lafferty or one of our other players did what he does? The media would be licking the dogs nuts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
papaguy51 912 Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Please let this be true.It would be so funny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKirk 25,605 Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Even Greegs is not as bad as Gerrard of the pitch he is a total wank Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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