bonhillbear 58 Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 I know all the twitter accounts are fake and all wee dhims sitting at home tweeting but some of the updates are hilarious.www.twitter.com/PaddyMcCourt20“Oh shit, forgot to Sky+ The Scheme before I left. Don't want to miss the episode with John Fleck's maw in it”“In the sunshine for an hour and the gaffer is fuckin' beetroot. Told him to keep his shellsuit on at all times”www.twitter.com/walter_smithOBE“Can hear music blasting from edu and bougherras room...Its like fucking mtv base in there. Pair of mad gangstas”Cha Du Ri, Andreas Hinkel and Shaun Maloney also have spoof accounts among others. All very amusing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andymc10 6 Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 HAHAHAHA Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheYellowSubmarine 22 Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbrandrfc 26 Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Big sam alerdyce(sp) has one its pretty funny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
52andcounting 15 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Couple of crackers from walter.Saw big weiry getting out the shower earlier.. Why oh why did i give him another years contract... He's got pubes like uncle alberts beardHalf time. They just started to play the home and away theme tune over the tannoy.... I fucking love that song.Me and mccoist just looked into each others eyes and sung "you know we belong together".. it was utterly beautiful Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmytto 220 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 'Walter Smith' - "yep.. Neil lennon's team got mugged, not seen a doing like that since I caught mccoist pulverizing fleckys hoop" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GersBear 6 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Edu has a real one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonhillbear 58 Posted July 29, 2010 Author Share Posted July 29, 2010 www.twitter.com/MauriceEduAnd Beasleys is real too. Usually find him and Edu tweeting each other Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
warden90 0 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Gaffer's fuming. Just saw him sneaking Nadia, the Portuguese tranny from BB, into his room for an angry game of hide the sausage. #Celticabout 9 hours ago via Echofon From Paddy McCourt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
raka5 0 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 I agree with you but from my personal experience, it bought 10000 Twitter followers from www.socialkik.com and they added them to my page in a little over 2 month. All the followers appeared to be real and some of them turned out to be great customers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Laff's Dodgy Barnett 20 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 I agree with you but from my personal experience, it bought 10000 Twitter followers from www.socialkik.com and they added them to my page in a little over 2 month. All the followers appeared to be real and some of them turned out to be great customers.your 1st post, and you go back a good few pages to find this thread ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurto 9 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 your 1st post, and you go back a good few pages to find this thread ? That's a spamming account I'm afraid.But to stay on topic, I thought the Gary Caldwell fake account was the funniest out of them all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
papaguy51 912 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 www.twitter.com/walter_smithOBE“Can hear music blasting from edu and bougherras room...Its like fucking mtv base in there. Pair of mad gangstas” :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
papaguy51 912 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Another from the Walter Smith one;Getting some nasty messages about "anti football". Well let me just say this....... Lick my fucking grey wrinkly hairy beanbag Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
swanseabear 25 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Had a wank last night wearing an old pair of Andy gorams gloves.. My cocks in turmoil... Got "uhlsport" embedded on my shaft now From Walter Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie1807 146 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Ethel was complaining about a sore twat all week.. So I done some exploring last night and found a curly wurly we used in a sex game in 1997 @KaiWayne il try my best little man... He's not setting a great example to you is he kai?I'm retiring at the end of this season..... I'm going to ask Ian brown if he wants to reform the stone roses and il take squires place :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1st_Jan_1994 4,868 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Some of them are so funny it's unreal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bombaybadboy08 15,660 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Some of the fakes are brillaint Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie1807 146 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 snuggled up on the couch with Ethel.. Glass of sweetheart stout, packet of scampi fries and bloodsport on dvd.. Her muff is getting it later @allmo_1_ look up the word "disgusting" in the dictionary allan and there's a picture of you blowing the back door off some little tramp@allmo_1_ lying on the couch with the wife... Trying to play the guitar solo from bohemian rhapsody on her pubes but she's having none of itIs there anything better in the world than a triple bill of friends on e4? The answer is yes.... Playing naked kerplunk with lorenzo amorusoI've been stuck on the penultimate level of altered beast on the megadrive for 2 weeks now... It's affecting my moods horrendously Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNuts 552 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Another from the Walter Smith one;pissed myself here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
52andcounting 15 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 It's me that doing the fake Walter one..... There's cracking fake accounts, the guy that does Sam allardyce is quality as is kaiwayne... I was going to close it down but i think il keep going for a while longer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwrfc 32 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Paddy McCourts is hilarious:I'd tell you all to keep the faith but Bon Jovi has already said it and, let's be honest, he has better hair than me. #CelticWee Forrest isn't talking to me because I told him it looks like the coat hanger's always in his t-shirt. I feel terrible. #naeneck #CelticGonna make it up to him by helping him lose his virginity. Dutch prozzies surely don't care he's got a face like a joiner's nailbag? #Celtic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
papaguy51 912 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 snuggled up on the couch with Ethel.. Glass of sweetheart stout, packet of scampi fries and bloodsport on dvd.. Her muff is getting it later :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
52andcounting 15 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 if your following fake watty can you do me a wee favour and vote on this for me http://www.goldentwits.com/user/walter_smithOBE Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibroxstadia 3 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 http://twitter.com/lafferty27 looks pretty real? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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