CanadianBacon 2,088 Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Just a heads up - there's an new issue of Number One out v's HIV's on Wednesday, it will also be on sale v's the non-trying-except-against-Rangers Sheepshaggers on Saturday.Rabbitt (of this parish) has been sent the front and back covers this very day.Rabbitt (being a Rabbit ) will probably be down some burrow looking for carrots and various bugs and crawling insects to munch, so there could be a delay here. Hopefully he can put them up on the site for the amusement and perusal of those RM users who have an interest in such stuff. Look out for the Mark McGhee CSC group appearance at the San Giro.It's a fanzine classic.........if I do say so myself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfajerk 22 Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 tandoorilambtastic . see you wed cb Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianBacon 2,088 Posted November 8, 2010 Author Share Posted November 8, 2010 tandoorilambtastic . see you wed cbSupercalifragalisticexpialidocious.Even though I've sweaty feet my breath is quite atrocious,If I fart quite loud enough I start to sound precocious,Supercalifragalisticexpialidocious.Rum-tiddle-iddle-iddle-rum-tiddle-eye,Rum-tiddle-iddle-iddle-rum-tiddle-eye.Although I was afraid to speak when I was just a lad,Father O'Fondle gave my shorts a tweak and told me I was bad,But then one day he said something that scared me 'till I froze,He said, "Bend over laddie....now try and touch your toes!"Rum-tiddle-iddle-iddle-rum-tiddle-eye,Rum-tiddle-iddle-iddle-rum-tiddle-eye. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianBacon 2,088 Posted November 8, 2010 Author Share Posted November 8, 2010 Are there links to buy these online?I prefer square sausages to links.(barrump-ching - rim shot, drum roll, cymbal crash.....exit, stage left) You can get them sent via air-mail.New Zealand, eh? The land of Mordor, Rohan, Gondor, Eriador and The Shire.We'll need a heavy parcel to send you 'The Precious'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianBacon 2,088 Posted November 8, 2010 Author Share Posted November 8, 2010 hahahaha I'm sure you are aware there are a few Orcs down this way after the last Old Firm... http://i54.tinypic.com/2r5rebl.jpgScary stuff indeed - are you psychic? That's my front cover (well.....almost).The faces have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent.Look out for the Mark McGhee Clones. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
covenanter 158 Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Rabbits have to do what rabbits have to do.Namely consume lots and lots of garlic, immerse themselves in a bath of red wine, carrots and onions, then ignite the gas on the lowest setting, and enjoy the slow cook. There is nothing better than a plate of Bugs Bunny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianBacon 2,088 Posted November 8, 2010 Author Share Posted November 8, 2010 Rabbits have to do what rabbits have to do.Namely consume lots and lots of garlic, immerse themselves in a bath of red wine, carrots and onions, then ignite the gas on the lowest setting, and enjoy the slow cook. There is nothing better than a plate of Bugs Bunny.Question:Do you stick them in the red wine whilst they are still alive? Because that is what you are advocating here. That some poor bunny-wabbit should commit harry-cartwright for your dining experience.Shame on you Cov' - kill the little bugger first - remove its head, spleen and other internal organs - throw the outer body away and cook said organs.As they say, "You should always liver-little!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
covenanter 158 Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Question:Do you stick them in the red wine whilst they are still alive? Because that is what you are advocating here. That some poor bunny-wabbit should commit harry-cartwright for your dining experience.Shame on you Cov' - kill the little bugger first - remove its head, spleen and other internal organs - throw the outer body away and cook said organs.As they say, "You should always liver-little!" I am a firm adherent to the Elmer Fudd approach to all things Wabbit.There's a thing, ra Sellik should ensure constant homage to their saviour, Saint Elmer of Fudd; by providing a Wabbit and potato(naturally a nod to the aul' heritage) pie at all catering outlets around ra Stadd de Gadd. I think ra Yahoos would go for it, the opportunity to advance to being two dimentional has been an aspiration of theirs for in excess of a 120 years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianBacon 2,088 Posted November 8, 2010 Author Share Posted November 8, 2010 Hare today......gorn' tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterC 11,805 Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 I heard Mick Hucknall was arrested for animal cruelty after being caught shagging a rabbit whilst singing bunnys too tight to mention and holding back the ears Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianBacon 2,088 Posted November 8, 2010 Author Share Posted November 8, 2010 I heard Mick Hucknall was arrested for animal cruelty after being caught shagging a rabbit whilst singing bunnys too tight to mention and holding back the ears Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fog 289 Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianBacon 2,088 Posted November 8, 2010 Author Share Posted November 8, 2010 Shameless bump.Thanks Fog. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kplfishtank 4,645 Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 you not made enough to retire yet oh bald one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemdog 39,388 Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Brilliant front cover And a fitting back one also Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianBacon 2,088 Posted November 8, 2010 Author Share Posted November 8, 2010 you not made enough to retire yet oh bald one I've got a habit to feed.It's a nasty habit.........but I like it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianBacon 2,088 Posted November 8, 2010 Author Share Posted November 8, 2010 I heard Mick Hucknall was arrested for animal cruelty after being caught shagging a rabbit whilst singing bunnys too tight to mention and holding back the ears Have you heard the one where Phil Collins sings about the turnip that no-one can see?The line of the song goes, "She has an an invisible tumshie!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fog 289 Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Shameless bump.Thanks Fog.Is it worth an investment this week? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianBacon 2,088 Posted November 8, 2010 Author Share Posted November 8, 2010 Is it worth an investment this week? The Dow Jones has taken a bit of a bashing recently, the Hang Sen and the Bing Bong are probably worth a flutter, but stay away from the FTSE as there's been a run on the letter 'F' in alphabet soup.WARNING: Your investment can go down as well as further down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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