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No more Lloyds!!!!!!!! :crywank:

No more Murray!!!!!!!! :cool:

Rid of Bain!!!!!!!!!!! :peanut:

Get the deadwood to fuck and lets start being Rangers again.

A private press conference for Rangers TV and Rangers news would be the icing on the cake, no taig infested mhedia, no Spiers, Keevins or Guidi, no Grant, Cully or McGuire. A signal of intent from Whyte is what is needed.

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I dont think we can or will hear anything official until tmrw at the earliest, if its going to go through.

Martin Bain has been excellent for our club!!

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Craig Whyte's Rangers takeover is not the way forward for club, insists rival bidder Paul Murray

May 3 2011 James Traynor

PAUL MURRAY, who wants to hand Ally McCoist a massive £25million for new players, broke cover last night to plead with all Rangers fans - including David Murray - to reject Craig Whyte's takeover bid.

Whyte expects to become Rangers' new owner by the end of this week, perhaps even by close of play today.

http://www.<No links to this website>/2011/05/03/craig-whyte-s-rangers-takeover-is-not-the-way-forward-for-club-insists-rival-bidder-paul-murray-86908-23103753/

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Getting desperate now, must be close :pipe:

As close as my first shite... ;)

PS..how can paul murray comment and whyte can't, stock exchange rules old boy, whatever happened to them, and murray an ex deutsche bank executive, you would think he would know the script. :sherlock:

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GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS (May 2011 edition)

The world famous Guinness Book Of Records have been in touch to officially announce that the wee London-based spiv has been awarded "The Longest Takeover In History" prize.

It's spokesman, Arthur Incredulous, said, "We've been following this one from the outset as we had good feelings about it. Our staff have been counting the days and it was only yesterday (May 2nd) that it passed the previous World Record held by Mrs Biggins Butter Factory when she took over the Mr Biggins Margarine Factory in 1948 in a long drawn-out tussle after their bitter divorce over 'toast rights'.

A spokesman for the wee London-based spiv said.................. well, nothing really! :disappointment:

Meanwhile in other news.....Sammy Bin Uplift has been killed, aliens have been found on Mars and Dale Winton has been 'outed' for wearing fake tan.

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Shock Horror rival bidder says the opponents bid is not the way to go lol

Curiously enough - the alternative bidders could have made a bid that would have blown Whyte's offer into a state of irrelevance. Debate over, and yet these mega wealthy Rangers directors have stood by and watched the unwelcome dramas unfolding for years. But, Whyte stopping the dramas is the wrong deal now? It's surely a lot less wrong than what the current incumbents have presided over.

All that money in their pockets (they say) and it's taken Whyte to smoke them out. Seems reasonable to conclude they are more upset that someone else seems to be getting the bargain and not them.

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Mystery money men who come from nowhere.

A huge tax bill that Whyte will be stuck with, while their bid would have made it vanish as if by magic. (No coincidence their bid emerged the same day the tax case restarted).

They can somehow renegotiate the loan to another bank, yet couldn't get away from Lloyds before.

We'll be stronger but still have the debt ?

£10m won't be enough to rebuild the team ? Why is that ? Oh that's right, it's because the board presided over the running down of the team.

I wouldn't believe a word these glasgow bases divs come out with. Folk have speculated on Whytes finances, but this lot admit they ain't saying where it's coming from, despite proving year in/year out they don't have a pot to piss in.

The talk of fan ownership is just stroking us.

F*ck off Murray, you've had years to take a shot and did nothing.

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The most interesting part of that Record story is this:

Secondly, he is extremely concerned that Rangers are to be fully exposed to an adverse outcome from the HMRC tribunal because the club will still carry the responsibility for any liability after the deal has been completed.

So much for David Murray covering any HMRC bill (if this is to be believed).

Followed by a little later....

"But crucially, and I believe fairly, any liability arising from an adverse tax ruling would rest with the Murray Group/Lloyds Banking Group.

So Paul Murray's bid would force any tax issues onto the Murray Grou, but Whyte's bid wouldn't???

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GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS (May 2011 edition)

The world famous Guinness Book Of Records have been in touch to officially announce that the wee London-based spiv has been awarded "The Longest Takeover In History" prize.

It's spokesman, Arthur Incredulous, said, "We've been following this one from the outset as we had good feelings about it. Our staff have been counting the days and it was only yesterday (May 2nd) that it passed the previous World Record held by Mrs Biggins Butter Factory when she took over the Mr Biggins Margarine Factory in 1948 in a long drawn-out tussle after their bitter divorce over 'toast rights'.

A spokesman for the wee London-based spiv said.................. well, nothing really! :disappointment:

Meanwhile in other news.....Sammy Bin Uplift has been killed, aliens have been found on Mars and Dale Winton has been 'outed' for wearing fake tan.

This is an honest question and not a dig CB.

You don't want this guy near us, but don't you think if he wants to strip us bare and fuck off, he could do that with another business in trouble and get away with it with a lot less hassle ?

If he has done it before, he's escaped any bad publicity from the media etc, he must know there is no way he could salvage his reputation if he did it with us.

I just think if it's a quick profit he's after, he could find some easier ways to make it, especially in this financial climate.

I do wish we could dig up more about Whyte, but Christ, I can't even think of facing next season if we're still in the clutches of the bank.

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Mystery money men who come from nowhere.

A huge tax bill that Whyte will be stuck with, while their bid would have made it vanish as if by magic. (No coincidence their bid emerged the same day the tax case restarted).

They can somehow renegotiate the loan to another bank, yet couldn't get away from Lloyds before.

We'll be stronger but still have the debt ?

£10m won't be enough to rebuild the team ? Why is that ? Oh that's right, it's because the board presided over the running down of the team.

I wouldn't believe a word these glasgow bases divs come out with. Folk have speculated on Whytes finances, but this lot admit they ain't saying where it's coming from, despite proving year in/year out they don't have a pot to piss in.

The talk of fan ownership is just stroking us.

F*ck off Murray, you've had years to take a shot and did nothing.

exactly, how can anyone believe the current directors and board are good for the club is beyond me

sat back and watched us go down the pan, except for that one time where they tried to offer the banks 60-70 oence in the pound for the debt :lol:

CB might not like the supposed london spiv, but right now we have a fucking boardroom full of glaswegian ones with a yank one tagging along

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Mystery money men who come from nowhere.

A huge tax bill that Whyte will be stuck with, while their bid would have made it vanish as if by magic. (No coincidence their bid emerged the same day the tax case restarted).

They can somehow renegotiate the loan to another bank, yet couldn't get away from Lloyds before.

We'll be stronger but still have the debt ?

£10m won't be enough to rebuild the team ? Why is that ? Oh that's right, it's because the board presided over the running down of the team.

I wouldn't believe a word these glasgow bases divs come out with. Folk have speculated on Whytes finances, but this lot admit they ain't saying where it's coming from, despite proving year in/year out they don't have a pot to piss in.

The talk of fan ownership is just stroking us.

F*ck off Murray, you've had years to take a shot and did nothing.

Agree with your last sentence, however, that doesn't mean that Whyte is the right deal for the club either, then again, he's not even put in a bid after six plus months.

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