Sgt. Pepper 117 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 There has been some belters on my supporters bus over the last few years, So I have decided to get RM involved, I'll start with a few basic ones everyone has probably heard to get us started then we can move in from there.They've got Elaine C Smith celebrity fan, Cause Celtic are a massive club.They've got Madeleine McCann playing hide & seek, Cause Celtic are a massive club.They've got four big stands but non of them match, Cause Celtic are a massive club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverBlue_Since91 2,895 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 There has been some belters on my supporters bus over the last few years, So I have decided to get RM involved, I'll start with a few basic ones everyone has probably heard to get us started then we can move in from there.They've got Elaine C Smith celebrity fan, Cause Celtic are a massive club.They've got Madeleine McCann playing hide & seek, Cause Celtic are a massive club.They've got four big stands but non of them match, Cause Celtic are a massive club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin93 136 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 They've got the most fans in ireland, apart from man u, cause celtic are a massive club.Then theeres one about mr tommy burns dont think a should post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1st_Jan_1994 4,868 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 They shag weans cos they are a massive club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irwin Sparkes 97 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 They signed Marc Antoine Fortuné for £4 million, cos Celtic are a massive clubThe play Charlie Mulgrew at centre half, cos Celtic are a massive club Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOAT 30,449 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 They've got the most fans in ireland, apart from man u, Liverpool and Arsenal cause celtic are a massive club.Then theeres one about mr tommy burns dont think a should post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin93 136 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 ... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibroxgers25 18 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 they signed robbie keane for fuck all cuz there a massvie club Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin93 136 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Doesnt go in tune with the song though. That was meant for goat but it didnt work trying to quote lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
H72 265 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 2,000 fans showed up for their friendly versus Alkmaar, because Celtic are a massive club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartinGers93 388 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 they had 10000000000000000000000000000000000000 fans in seville because c*ltic are a massive club Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right_To_Censor 1,951 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 They shag weans cos they are a massive club.no, its "They rear young kids because they're a massive club" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWalterSmithLegend 206 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 1400 fans turned up for John Kennedys benefit match in their beloved Oirland coz Celtic are a massive club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis 1,011 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 1400 fans turned up for John Kennedys benefit match in their beloved Oirland coz Celtic are a massive club. Is that tonight? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RM Monitor And Standards Officer 112,262 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 They have a 4star stadium the rangers have 5 coz shellick are a massive club. theyv got father gerry shaggin a pole cause ra shellick are a massive club.they have peter tobin as head groundsman cause ra shellick are a massive club.they have jonny doyle fixing the lights cause ra shellick are a massive club. they have neil lennon manic depressive cause ra shellick are a massive club. sgt p is it jocks bus you go on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu1993 101 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 they have georgios samaras cause they're a massive club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWalterSmithLegend 206 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Is that tonight?Few weeks ago mate.Theres me thinking they had fans in Oirland! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianwrsc 23 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 They've got Jimmy Torbett head of youth. Cause Celt*c are a massive clubThey've got Peter Tobin as their handyman. Cause Celt*c are a massive clubThey gave the Aids disease to the Monkeys. Cause Celt*c are a massive clubThey've got Susan Boyle as their Calender girl. Cause Celt*c are a massive clubJust a few the now to wet the appetite lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossS1873 2,332 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 they are the only team to be knocked out of a european competition 4 times in a calender year cos there a massive club Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wbairds 24 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 shelltic ar a ma eh grate clubit goat tae dae wif oor edikashun Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis 1,011 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Few weeks ago mate.Theres me thinking they had fans in Oirland! only the plastics support them, I was in Dublin for a stag doo a few year back and everyone I spoke too had absolutely no time for them. The Oirish came up in my estimations after that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanow 72 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 They had a display against Rangers in the final but lost because C*ltic are a massive club Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dado 334 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Their supporters can see through a keyhole with both eyes at the same time because they are a massive club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWalterSmithLegend 206 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 only the plastics support them, I was in Dublin for a stag doo a few year back and everyone I spoke too had absolutely no time for them. The Oirish came up in my estimations after that.They are not liked over there as much as their propaganda tells folk here in Scotland. I remember someone posted a link to a Republic of Ireland forum and the Republic fans were slaughetring people who wore the green and grey hoops to their games telling them to stay away and stuff, they were an embarrassment etc etc. They are as embarrassed by them every bit as the Scots are. They do a good job at PR, shame 99.9% of it is all lies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper 117 Posted March 21, 2011 Author Share Posted March 21, 2011 sgt p is it jocks bus you go onSure is mate! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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