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One foggy night, a Rangers fan was heading north from Kilmarnock and a

Celtic fan was driving south from Glasgow. While crossing a narrow

bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.

The Celtic fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage.

He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"

Likewise, the Rangers fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling

fortunate to have survived. The Celtic boy walks over to the Rangers fan

and says, "Hey pal, I

think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and

live as friends instead of being rivals."

The Rangers fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're

absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if

something else survived the wreck." The Rangers fan then pops open his

Boot and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Buckfast.

He says to the Celtic fan, "I think this is another sign - we should

toast to our newfound friendship."

The Celtic fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down most of

the contents, he hands it back to the Rangers fan and says, "Your turn

The Rangers fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the

rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, Ithink I'll just wait for the polis to show up." :pipeguy: (beer)

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Good one but we've all heard it before!

We've all ??????

Can you forward all their names I would like to apologize by PM personally for being such a feckin bore :lol:

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Good one but we've all heard it before!

We've all ??????

Can you forward all their names I would like to apologize by PM personally for being such a feckin bore :lol:

Fishyface - no need to apologize , you may be a lot of things but NEVER BORING!

You tend to cheer me up!

(beer) (beer)

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Good one but we've all heard it before!

We've all ??????

Can you forward all their names I would like to apologize by PM personally for being such a feckin bore :lol:

Fishyface - no need to apologize , you may be a lot of things but NEVER BORING!

You tend to cheer me up!

(beer) (beer)

If thats the case then I will need to consider charging ye a small fee...I hate the thought of someone taking advantage of my good nature :pipeguy:

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