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What would be the sweetest way to win the league?


Sheikh Salim

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We win the next two games, Celtic pick up a draw somewhere and we go into the last day of the season one goal off Celtic on goal difference. Kyle Lafferty scores in the 94th minute and at the exact same time Antony Stokes turns the ball into his own net from a free-kick that shouldn't have been given. By Willie Collum.

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Go into the last game level on points, then win our game with a last minute Jelavic shot that scuffs off an offside Diouf's arse and goes in the corner, with Celtic losing theirs thanks to a penalty given for a foul that wasn't a foul, and was also outside the box.

At least half the Tims in Scotland would explode and we'd be well on our way to solving the current problems.

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For Rangers to win the league with a fantastic goal in the 93rd minute from the one and only David Healy. Then after the match for Rangers to announce the takeover of Craig Whyte has been completed and Ally McCoist has money to spend :21:

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Any way as long as we win but how about this for a carlsberg way to win the title.

Everything is completely level goal difference scored points etc going into the last minute of stoppage time in both games we both get a penalty ours stonewall to the point no one can argue it was a spot kick and celtic to get one from a dive outside the box given by a biased ref whoever it is. We score from healy or diouf or naismith someone they really gate they miss theirs the ref orders a retake citing the penalty not going in as the genuine reason it was retaken they miss again another retake this time the ref himself steps up to take it he scores the goal is given obviously but the stress caused by this causes Lennon to have a heart attack sadly not pulling through. Such a shame I'm sure we could have been great friends if only we hadn't started on the wrong foot as well.

Uefa upon seeing this tragic miscarriage of justice step in and reverse the decision and we win the league and as a punishment both the ref and celtic are banned for life from any sort of involvement with sport.

Would be my idea of heaven an put all the conspiracy theories to bed at the same time as well.

Or failing that it to be level on everything and come down to alphabetical order with the league title going to rangers football club ahead of celtic football and athletic club both would be perfect for me.

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