Dan Deacon Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 So imagine it. 2-0 Down in a cup final. Players not perfoming. What would you say to rally the Rangers team into a victory. Here is something I though of while at the printer at work earlier, dunno why it popped into my head. "Have you guys ever stole anything in your lives? Because right now, you are stealing good money from the fans pockets, your robbing the club of wages, and you are stealing the dreams of the fans who dreamt last night of your cup win today, you starting 11 have stole the places of the boys on the bench and in the reserves and you are throwing it all away.Well keep it up, keep being robbing bastards, but steal something else. Steal the victory from under their noses, rip the trophy out of their hands and wave it in their faces, steal the dreams from the oppositions fans and give them to ours"What would you say ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigeee Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 I'd be in the dressing room cringing like fuck if my gaffer hit out with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNuts Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 I'd be in the dressing room cringing like fuck if my gaffer hit out with that.this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the brown brogue Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Fuckin hell, sounds like a line from Mike Bassett: England Manager... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Deacon Posted May 4, 2011 Author Share Posted May 4, 2011 I'd be in the dressing room cringing like fuck if my gaffer hit out with that.thats you dropped for the next game and a weeks wages docked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 :lol: Good idea, but it's gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdunsmb Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Score 3, concede 0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigeee Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 I'd probably go with the John Collins approach of showing off my six pack and telling them that it's well known I am an absolute stickler for high quality physical conditioning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Deacon Posted May 4, 2011 Author Share Posted May 4, 2011 :lol: Good idea, but it's gay.yeah reading it back it is really gay. sounded good in my head. should have kept it in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the goal machine Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 "THIS IS RANGERS"That's it. In the style of 300. I don't see how that couldn't inspire everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILL.I.AM Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 I'd blame Edu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluetiful Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 And lying in your beds many years from now..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILL.I.AM Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 yeah reading it back it is really gay. sounded good in my head. should have kept it in there Just read your OP properly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacecowboy Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 stay away from that printer - i think the tonner is leaking or somit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caddy Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 I would just tell them to get their fingers out of their arses or they wouldn't be allowed booze and women for a year. At least that way we know Shagger wouldn't let another goal in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasper Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 And lying in your beds many years from now..... Had a good chuckle at that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coplandbear11 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Too much football manager mate. Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skol Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day! Only thing I could find more cheesy than the OP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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