Dunny_01 2,007 Posted May 6, 2011 Author Share Posted May 6, 2011 dae you win anything if u score??if your right footed hit it too the left, if your left footed hit it too your right side. dnt look to where your gonna put it just look at the ball and last but not least try and get it off the ground, but dont put it over.i wid deffo score, even into shagger.No Mate that is the prize, to take the penalty.Im scoring dont you worry ! but im gony practise doon the park the night exactly wat you said ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stefc1992 3 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 buy one of the walter masks from jjb and pull it out after you score! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKai 439 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Do the Bouncy! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukestreetsoup 69 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 place the ball on the spot, take 3 steps back, start chugging. wait 2 minutes till your on the vinegar strokes then blast that badboy in the net.spaff over the pitch and wipe your hand on the next guys top. if you score run over and slap the keeper (in a manly style obviously), if you don't, run over and belt a cheerleader. Either way, run 3 laps of honours screaming "look at me, look at me", then do a forward roll at the halfway line facing the tunnel, fall seamlessly into a commando style front crawl, and make your way down the tunnell. try not too spaff when crawling. it's the only way to go mate. this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme_RFC 10 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Try and make it look like you're gonna hit it to the left... then tap it to the right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmartin809 4 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Sounds like the excuse is already there for when you miss, but if you do score just do a simple belly flop as your celebration. This always looks a lot better for the 15stone plus guy- not saying you are of course. Anyhow good luck and remember you'll either have a 100 percent penalty success rate or a 100 percent penalty failure rate at Ibrox, no pressure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fantana 28,894 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 i'd also say take a snack with you, you might be last in line to get a penalty and/or get a bash at the ginger cheerleader.no point going hungry. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemdog 39,389 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Just milk it to fuck mate !It's Ibrox. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavieMacRFC 850 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Good Luck mate and as someone said do the Flute and you will no doubt get a rapturous applause !!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilstonloyal 186 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 do the gazza (flute) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coplandbear11 1,087 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 A big dirty toe bash Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amac9 2,060 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Whip your banger out and wave it in the direction of Leah Shevlin! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTP 221 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 No Mate that is the prize, to take the penalty.Im scoring dont you worry ! but im gony practise doon the park the night exactly wat you said !That's also a goalie's philosophy in saving penalties pal Right footers, go right.Left footers, go left.Just thought I'd turn that pressure up a bit for you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveJ 743 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Do a Lennon and smash a water bottle - it means you are hard, ye know! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights 2,526 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Wear a t-shirt underneath with a political message. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueben_d 40 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 If it's wet do a big klinsman dive.If you miss do a gay skip and blooter some water bottles Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights 2,526 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Do the Darcheville. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverBlue_Since91 2,895 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Do the lafferty celebration Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Are The People 62 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Do the Dioufy/Butchy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Sasac 164 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Get it done. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Are The People 62 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Get it done.Too easy mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polo 1,433 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 You should go for a Ketsbaia - rip off your top and boot fuck out the nearest (Roosters Potatoes) advertising board Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JordanRangers 4 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Here lads im pure shiting myself big time, Taking a penalty at half time at the game, won it thru Isuperfan, Lol I have a gomy knee and pure scared that it goes and i get carted off hahaTrying to think of a celebration if i manage to hit the pokey, without getting slaughtered by all my mates !! All advice welcome !Do the Dioufy \o/ or the 'Lemmon' >*()*< (hold your ears) GIRFU the c*nt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CallumRangers 1 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 dae a jobby on the keeper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlippinEck 3,702 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Taking mine too, was feeling alright at the start of the week but now ive realised it will probably be a full house im bricking it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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