CholmondleyWarner 0 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Why does he drink in the grapes??He's not a fan of Wimbledon common and he can park the Hummer at the wee car park round the side and get the subway into town to head to Karbon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemdog 39,389 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 If someone says 'The Grapes' again I'm going to let out a little wine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOAT 30,449 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 The same pub I was in on Sunday... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bombaybadboy08 15,660 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 If someone says 'The Grapes' again I'm going to let out a little wine.That just sounds like sour gr... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueMe 25,327 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?" Again, the bartender tells him that, ?no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes.? The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes and if you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your little duck beak to the bar!'' The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?'' Confused, the bartender says ?no?!''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got any grapes?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterC 12,269 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 That just sounds like sour gr...I wonder if he was ha-vine a good time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bombaybadboy08 15,660 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 I wonder if he was ha-vine a good time Thanks a bunch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kplfishtank 4,656 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 is it the bunches my mate from belfast always called it the bunches Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterC 12,269 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Thanks a bunch would have been good to have seed him in there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemdog 39,389 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Thanks a bunch 'Help' cries a young Women, I've just been graped.A passer by asks "surely you mean I've just been raped"?No replied the young lady "There was a bunch of Them"?BOOM BOOM Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterC 12,269 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 'Help' cries a young Women, I've just been graped.A passer by asks "surely you mean I've just been raped"?No replied the young lady "There was a bunch of Them"?BOOM BOOM Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueMe 25,327 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 'Help' cries a young Women, I've just been graped.A passer by asks "surely you mean I've just been raped"?No replied the young lady "There was a bunch of Them"?BOOM BOOM my joke is better because of the talking duck... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
the goal machine 7,801 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Bairds? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBloubellsAreBlouie 209 Posted May 20, 2011 Author Share Posted May 20, 2011 Threads full of them.............. Bernard Manning Loyal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBloubellsAreBlouie 209 Posted May 20, 2011 Author Share Posted May 20, 2011 And is that Jim Bowen 2nd from the end?Any excuse will do to post this again.... We are ALL Jim Bowen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKai 439 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Duck joke is good! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazzanova 328 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Heard that place is full of wanna be fitba casuals haha couldn't box their way oot a primary school Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rangers_Youth 6 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 defo the grapes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dietspam 733 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 I'm gonna disagree with everyone and say it's the grapes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TunnyLoyal 1,136 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 So now we have established it was the grapes, when and why was he there? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Luther 53 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Anyone know? Yeah the Grapes I ask ages ago if anybody had this photothanks for posting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Luther 53 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Heard that place is full of wanna be fitba casuals haha couldn't box their way oot a primary schoolits paper bag couldn't punch their way oot a paper bag Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Luther 53 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 El Hadji Diouf approached me and said, "Can you tell me how to get to the Grapes Bar, please?"I said, "Certainly, monkey face. You go past the jerk chicken, around the grape soda and, Muhammad's your cotton-picker, it's opposite the watermelon."As I lay here in hospital, I'm thinking to myself, "That's the last time I eat those fucking Rowntree's Randoms!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Luther 53 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 A well known publicity seeking Glasgow Q.C goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.The doctor comes back and says, ", I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."The well known publicity seeking Glasgow Q.C is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?""Eat 1 curry sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts,1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."well known publicity seeking Glasgow Q.C asks bewildered, "Will that cure me, Doc? "Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your fuckin' arse is for." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Luther 53 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Two men are shipwrecked and manage to make it onto an uncharted island where they are approached by a large group of cannibals who can amazingly speak English.The cannibals tell them that they have a chance to live on this island without being eaten so long as they pass the "Ordeal of Fruit", the surviors accept the challenge with little pondering and the Cannibals send the pair off to individually collect one hundred pieces of fruit each and then report back to them.The first survivor returns with one hundred grapes and cannibals instruct him to shove each grape into his anus without wincing or laughing or he will be killed on the spot.However just as the first grape reaches his butt hole he bursts out laughing.The cannibals ask why he is laughing and he replies "I'm sorry, it's just that my friend is collecting pineapples!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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