Dunny_01 2,007 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 My wife is sitting slagging me and says I have an emotional problem watching Rangers haha, She says I love Rangers more than I love her, but really i love Aberdeen more than I love her !! I was watching The original Helicopter sunday, and its hard to watch that dvd without the tears streamin down my face. I mind sitting at Easter Road, saying to my dad '' All we need is a miracle now '' 10 seconds later, we had big Marvin pointing to the sky, me shouting at the Rangers players to tackle the Hibs players, whilst Alex Rae n Co were jumping on each other while game still playing !!! Then no long after actually watching Rangers getting the trophy ! Fiorentina away, in that crowd I dont think their were many dry eyes that night, never seen so many grown men crying in a football stadium like that night, just gives u goosepimples thinking about it !! UEFA Cup final before that started Im crying my eyes out as The FOO FIGHTERS Best of You comes on !! '' We cannae lose My songs playing !! '' How wrong was I ......Kilmarnock 2 mins before the game, eyes all filling up ......praying we dae the damage.....Point im making is, all these moments live with you forever, you go to Damm doon the red-windaes, up the 50 rooms in stuttgart etc.....But see when it comes right doon to it !! Ye would rather be in the Stadium watching the Glasgow Rangers, wae all yer fellow bears....... By the way shes moving back to her da's & tore up all my programmes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingbroadfooot 68 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 My wife is sitting slagging me and says I have an emotional problem watching Rangers haha, She says I love Rangers more than I love her, but really i love Aberdeen more than I love her !! Fuck off ya sheep shagging basturt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Jela 20,361 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 The Rangers have never gave me an orgasm, but I know what you mean Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TunnyLoyal 1,136 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Some brilliant memories there, can relate to everyone you mentioned. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coplandbear11 1,087 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 The Rangers have never gave me an orgasm, but I know what you mean They give big Jig stawners Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEDIGNITY 33,647 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Got to agree Mate gaun tae see The Rangers is better than hivin sex wae your wife ! She makes a rerr cup 'o tea but ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dado 334 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 You're doing it wrong Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny_01 2,007 Posted June 4, 2011 Author Share Posted June 4, 2011 Got to agree Mate gaun tae see The Rangers is better than hivin sex wae your wife ! She makes a rerr cup 'o tea but ! Hahahaha brilliant mate this thread is gony be an epic!!Theyll be loads on here kackin it to post anything haha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEDIGNITY 33,647 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Hahahaha brilliant mate this thread is gony be an epic!!Theyll be loads on here kackin it to post anything hahaNae probs Mate, thanks fur the feed ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooliGoon 1 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 My bird luvs when the Gers win cuz she gets a right good shaggin. When we lose or draw she gets grudge fucked. Which she loves too. Win win fer her. lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TunnyLoyal 1,136 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 :lol: grudge fucked Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stone Roses 1 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Great post mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stone Roses 1 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Truely is fantastic to be a 'Ger.Stick through the ups and downs, sure is worth it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny_01 2,007 Posted June 4, 2011 Author Share Posted June 4, 2011 :lol: grudge fuckedI tweeted Carlos Cuellar after fiorentina.... No point singing a song to him and no keep ma promise.....oh carlos cuellar ur the love of my life.... Oh carlos cuellar ill let ye shag my wife!!! Im just thinking thats why that bassa left Rangers im gony tweet that durty bassa!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMB 14,167 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 I prefer sex to football I must admit. But there's still room in my hearts for the gers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbroxBurnzy 484 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Hahahaha Class thread lads n Dunny i agree 100% Mate!! Although i try combining both at times Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibroxgers25 18 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Truely is fantastic to be a 'Ger.Stick through the ups and downs, sure is worth it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissg910 110 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 depends who yer shaggin n how durty she is!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingbroadfooot 68 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Hahahaha Class thread lads n Dunny i agree 100% Mate!! Although i try combining both at times What! Like this?(Ferdasyn made this image BTW - I had nothing to do with this abomination) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Govan Front Antz 15 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Agreed dunny! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNuts 552 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 put it this way, youve loved rangers all your life, youve only loved your wife a couple of years. one of the best feelings in my life was Edu's goal 2 seasons ago, doubt anything will ever top that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny_01 2,007 Posted June 4, 2011 Author Share Posted June 4, 2011 BassssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssI just got done with the polis doon at Ballieston for on mobile phone and playing the drums on my steering wheel !! After taking all my details the Polis said, were u from orginally, I said Dennistoun, he said ''i a mind you from playing doon the Ash Parks, Ive clicked the machine now but pity you didnt say earlier '' AYE ALRIGHT Ya Pig BassaServes me right for being nice and picking my granny up at the vogue bingo.I think ill watch the Uefa cup final to cheer myself up........ Cannae believe they poxy bass's....HAWL And NOONE Suggest pumpin the wife ya durty sods Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbroxBurnzy 484 Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 BassssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssI just got done with the polis doon at Ballieston for on mobile phone and playing the drums on my steering wheel !! After taking all my details the Polis said, were u from orginally, I said Dennistoun, he said ''i a mind you from playing doon the Ash Parks, Ive clicked the machine now but pity you didnt say earlier '' AYE ALRIGHT Ya Pig BassaServes me right for being nice and picking my granny up at the vogue bingo.I think ill watch the Uefa cup final to cheer myself up........ Cannae believe they poxy bass's....HAWL And NOONE Suggest pumpin the wife ya durty sodsPump The wife?You've been punished enough. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny_01 2,007 Posted June 5, 2011 Author Share Posted June 5, 2011 Burnzy im no putting that on facebook her sisters are on thier haha, especially the speeding!! They think im amaniac driver!! Im goin up that reflex for a new bird next weekend, if that fails rangers dvds goin on haha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemdog 39,389 Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 The burd gives me it tight how much I love The Rangers.It's a voodoo topic.If yer reading this just now just calm it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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