Creampuff 22,628 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 We're relocating to Westminster because the Government can't afford to pay what they owe. The Gas Man 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff 22,628 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 We have bought the Government. Spliffy 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaryMc 2,394 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 BTW lads i have just spoke to dunny and he has heard the same thing. Just saying Did he have a look on here? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff 22,628 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 David Weir is going to be defence secretary. jdocherty72 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff 22,628 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Walter Smith is going to be Prime Minister. jdocherty72 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fyfe 19 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Sounds good, could be true that they've agreed to settle, but I can't imagine the settlement would be as low as £5m considering they originally wanted 10 times that much? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff 22,628 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 We are far richer than Man City! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff 22,628 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Rangers win.Forever. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris182 6,186 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Celtic get finedCeltic get fined againCeltic officially officially not allowed to sing most of their songbook Rangers resolve tax caseI love you santaWhat a Xmas this could turn out to be!I want to believe it but won't until we have some proof! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef 436 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Press could Rly do with a full time rm member for these breaks of news. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Did he have a look on here? haha a just posted on FB about the rumour and he messaged me saying hes heard the same thing. thats all lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheikh Salim 215 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 there is nothing more i can say for now, please respect that guys...PM the mods/admin so they can at least kinda vouch for ya, no? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirrhillLoyal 318 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 See if something like this does happen, the party's will be wild! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirrhillLoyal 318 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 PM the mods/admin so they can at least kinda vouch for ya, no?Do it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff 22,628 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 I have my sources to suggest that the pound is to be renamed the Ranger. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Negri's Beard 1,423 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 AlanCompton, you slay me. Ha i think I like your posts more because of your Laudrup pic, looks like he's happy too Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff 22,628 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 The Billy Boys is to become the new national anthem. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirrhillLoyal 318 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 I have my sources to suggest that the pound is to be renamed the Ranger.That's been five minutes! Back to reality Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaryMc 2,394 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 haha a just posted on FB about the rumour and he messaged me saying hes heard the same thing. thats all lolNow if he has indeed heard the rumour from one of his sources then I'd be a bit more interested. I have my suspicion though we have some filth amongst our ranks today...... it's a bit stinky around here today. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff 22,628 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 New legislation is to demand that they go home after an official proclamation that the famine is indeed over. OLE SUPER WILBERT 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheikh Salim 215 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 What a Xmas this could turn out to be!I want to believe it but won't until we have some proof!Hell, even if not, 3 out of 4 is still good going! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirrhillLoyal 318 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 haha a just posted on FB about the rumour and he messaged me saying hes heard the same thing. thats all lolThis just got interesting! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff 22,628 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Rangers are to replay the controversial European loss to a certain French team. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff 22,628 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Neil Lennon is to be castrated. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff 22,628 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Boab is to be placed in charge of the tickets for the Olympics. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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