Resign from the SPL now

[boss 1,941]

You obviously haven't been doing so recently.

I bought one at the last match - from your employee (who goes through your payroll system) while you stood next to him chatting to a couple of minders. I interrupted you to say hello and you looked at me like a piece of dirt (which obviously I am, but that's not the point).

As I said, I used to buy Number One.

[CanadianBacon 2,088]

I bought one at the last match - from your employee (who goes through your payroll system) while you stood next to him chatting to a couple of minders. I interrupted you to say hello and you looked at me like a piece of dirt (which obviously I am, but that's not the point).

As I said, I used to buy Number One.

My "minders" (who don't go through the payroll system because they're volunteers who happen to like violence) drew my attention to you that day, both wanted to attack but I dissauded them of of such a notion given that,

A: They were in a public place.

B: You had already paid for your copy...and

C: There is no 'C'.

The "piece of dirt" thing is a look I've cultivated for years. It's a cross between that Elvis sneer ("thang cue voory much!") and Alf Garnett on speed.

I'm told (though I can't confirm this) that one recipient of "the look" was so afraid for his safety he soiled himself in public.

Graham Spiers hasn't been seen at Ibrox since that fateful shit-filled day.

[Bathgate Bob 2]

A level playing field! What about the last 15 years of cheating with double contracts. Is that a level playing field.

[delparlane 5,639]

A level playing field! What about the last 15 years of cheating with double contracts. Is that a level playing field.

Hmmm. Intimidating refs, coin/banana tossing, kiddy fiddling, the Mythical Japanese Tour of 2008, actively supporting a banned terrorist group w/ no repercussions from the plod, &c &c &c. I think you have enough cracks in your glass cathedral; probably not a wise idea to be lobbing stones from the doorway.

[Jimfanciesthedude 24,485]

A level playing field! What about the last 15 years of cheating with double contracts. Is that a level playing field.

bet you were called bathtime bob by yer priest when you were younger

[nachothelegend 1,932]

A level playing field! What about the last 15 years of cheating with double contracts. Is that a level playing field.

No Crime has been commited, and no Child was abused.

And I forgot about your Tainted Title.

Where have you been for 3 in a row when we had nae .We couldnt signe a player, and we still owned your scummy team.

[54andcounting 627]

A level playing field! What about the last 15 years of cheating with double contracts. Is that a level playing field.

No matter what we have dun or will do, you will always be a Tim! So glad I do not have to carry that fact with me all my life. :Bartley:

[Edmiston Drive 3,846]

A level playing field! What about the last 15 years of cheating with double contracts. Is that a level playing field.

Now I know what a fud is................................cheating classic fuckin classic

[A.T.G 10,773]

Better to have double contracts than double ended from Fthr Riley and Fthr James

[Smile 26,600]

bet you were called bathtime bob by yer priest when you were younger

Rapetime Bob.

[espana82 2]

Would rather start at bottom in England mate and work our way up, Fuck SFA SPL and if we go to SFL we are going to end up in SPL anyway after time so in my opinion i would rather get to Fuck out of Scotland. We have subsidised Scottish football its time to move the decision is a fucking joke Liewell is behind this as it will help there debt problems keeping us down fucking SCUM.

This too would be my preference, the SPL and SFA would be far greater losers than Rangers FC would be. Start at the bottom in England and gain promotion over the next 'X' amount of seasons up through the divisions. The Gers would in time be by far the biggest winners. Fuck the SPL

[Thermopylae 15,286]

With murray now gone the club growing a pair is long overdue

[WilliamMunny 3,216]

Can't see this ever happening to be honest

[OlegKuznetsov 10,816]

Surely it should be the SFA we'd want to protest at, rather than the SPL(yet).

[OneDavidCooper 2,505]

No disrespect, but its a daft idea.

[Bearshire1872 21]

No disrespect, but its a daft idea.

All due respect mate but you're a horse.

[OneDavidCooper 2,505]

All due respect mate but you're a horse.