Transfers

[Gaz52 11,837]

Hibs have certainly added a bit more strength to their squad but the simple fact is they don't have anywhere near the calibre of player we have and their manager has mental problems

[Dan Deacon 57,261]

Hibs have certainly added a bit more strength to their squad but the simple fact is they don't have anywhere near the calibre of player we have and their manager has mental problems

According to one on hibs forum earlier they have the second best squad....in scotland.

[Da Kool Blue 139]

I think with the lack of signings Arsenal are in danger of dropping down to fifth places, thus missing out on the CL.

IMO, Arsenal need a change, and should go all out to get someone like Guardiolla at the end of the year.

[G.E.C. 19,594]

I'm sure I've read that Arsenal will eventually go on a spending spree IF they fail to reach the CL.

[G.E.C. 19,594]

Zlatan turned down a late approach from AC Milan.

[The Godfather 75,765]

The transfer window described as a night on the pull:

Arsenal - danced with a pretty lady early on but then stood in the corner most of the night too scared to talk to anyone else. Spends the cab journey home telling you the place was full of mingers anyway.

Man City - unashamedly plying any potentials with the finest plonk whilst telling them all how much they make a year and how sw**ky his house is. Gets results, everyone thinks he's a sleaze, couldn't care less.

Man United - also went full turbo with his wallet and seemed to be having the best night out of all of them. Got a little carried away (probably drank too much) and ended up getting laughed off the dance floor by all the pretty girls, couldn't even buy them a drink. Totally panicked and promised to pay a girls entire student loan if she went home with him.

Chelsea - completely c*ckblocked his mate and landed a Spanish beauty in the process. Not content, went about demanding this girl dance with him and kept getting knocked back. Got a bit grabby and her dad had to step in. Last seen stumbling out the club with two random girls and sick on his shirt.

Spurs - had a bit of success but wasn't really feeling it to be honest. Seems to have just about gotten over his last relationship and not really ready to give his heart away just yet. Managed to snag a cute Asian girl's number, feeling optimistic.

Liverpool - still hasn't gotten over his ex - in fairness she was a stunner - and still very much on the rebound. Will take a swipe at anything in high heels, seemingly at random. Everyone's a bit worried about him and scared he'll cry if they bring it up.

Everton - not great in a club setting, more of a 'house parties' man. Makes a bit of effort but might as well have stayed at home. Think he's got a girlfriend anyway.

West Ham - simply could not miss. Even the cheesiest chat up lines were hitting the mark, no one quite sure how he managed it. Great timing too as he's moving house soon and needs a bit of arm candy to keep his parents from asking awkward questions.

Aston Villa - turns up wearing Yves Saint Lauren eau de toilette, a Pierre Cardin shirt, Louboutin loafers and clasping a French phrase book he ordered from the back of Zoo. Looks like a bit of an idiot but everyone begrudgingly admits he chereched les femmes good and proper.

Swansea - tight git sat there drinking soda and lime all night and somehow copped off with an 8/10 with minimal fuss.

Stoke - tired of having the p*ss taken for always going for burly girls so makes a point of focusing solely on petite Europeans. Punched well above his weight but the rest of the lads noticed they clearly had issues, might live to regret this.

Norwich - hasn't realised his mates worked our he isn't in to girls years ago, chatted to a couple to save face, no one buying.

[wully 49,710]

Advocaat told the papes to get fucked even though Stephen Fletcher wanted to move.

[johanhentze 14,739]

Advocaat told the papes to get fucked even though Stephen Fletcher wanted to move.

Yass!

[Clemdog 39,389]

The transfer window described as a night on the pull:

Arsenal - danced with a pretty lady early on but then stood in the corner most of the night too scared to talk to anyone else. Spends the cab journey home telling you the place was full of mingers anyway.

Man City - unashamedly plying any potentials with the finest plonk whilst telling them all how much they make a year and how sw**ky his house is. Gets results, everyone thinks he's a sleaze, couldn't care less.

Man United - also went full turbo with his wallet and seemed to be having the best night out of all of them. Got a little carried away (probably drank too much) and ended up getting laughed off the dance floor by all the pretty girls, couldn't even buy them a drink. Totally panicked and promised to pay a girls entire student loan if she went home with him.

Chelsea - completely c*ckblocked his mate and landed a Spanish beauty in the process. Not content, went about demanding this girl dance with him and kept getting knocked back. Got a bit grabby and her dad had to step in. Last seen stumbling out the club with two random girls and sick on his shirt.

Spurs - had a bit of success but wasn't really feeling it to be honest. Seems to have just about gotten over his last relationship and not really ready to give his heart away just yet. Managed to snag a cute Asian girl's number, feeling optimistic.

Liverpool - still hasn't gotten over his ex - in fairness she was a stunner - and still very much on the rebound. Will take a swipe at anything in high heels, seemingly at random. Everyone's a bit worried about him and scared he'll cry if they bring it up.

Everton - not great in a club setting, more of a 'house parties' man. Makes a bit of effort but might as well have stayed at home. Think he's got a girlfriend anyway.

West Ham - simply could not miss. Even the cheesiest chat up lines were hitting the mark, no one quite sure how he managed it. Great timing too as he's moving house soon and needs a bit of arm candy to keep his parents from asking awkward questions. Aston Villa - turns up wearing Yves Saint Lauren eau de toilette, a Pierre Cardin shirt, Louboutin loafers and clasping a French phrase book he ordered from the back of Zoo. Looks like a bit of an idiot but everyone begrudgingly admits he chereched les femmes good and proper.

Swansea - tight git sat there drinking soda and lime all night and somehow copped off with an 8/10 with minimal fuss.

Stoke - tired of having the p*ss taken for always going for burly girls so makes a point of focusing solely on petite Europeans. Punched well above his weight but the rest of the lads noticed they clearly had issues, might live to regret this. Norwich - hasn't realised his mates worked our he isn't in to girls years ago, chatted to a couple to save face, no one buying.

[G.E.C. 19,594]

Monaco claiming United actually paid £58m for Martial.

[showtime69 514]

Monaco claiming United actually paid £58m for Martial.

read earlier it was 36m fee with an extra 7.2m if he scores 25 goals over the course of his 4 year deal, 7.2m if he gets 25 france caps during the 4 year deal and 7.2m if he wins the ballon d'or

so possibly 36m plus 21.6m in add ons

you would think the goals and caps add ons is possible so an extra 14.4m, but over 4 years thats only 3.6m a season which is peanuts for them

although the 36m fee is still nuts

[LeeWallaceRFC 3,920]

read earlier it was 36m fee with an extra 7.2m if he scores 25 goals over the course of his 4 year deal, 7.2m if he gets 25 france caps during the 4 year deal and 7.2m if he wins the ballon d'or

so possibly 36m plus 21.6m in add ons

you would think the goals and caps add ons is possible so an extra 14.4m, but over 4 years thats only 3.6m a season which is peanuts for them

although the 36m fee is still nuts

If he doesn't get 25 goals in 4 years, flop wouldn't be the word. The other two have absolutely no chance of happening imo.

[showtime69 514]

If he doesn't get 25 goals in 4 years, flop wouldn't be the word. The other two have absolutely no chance of happening imo.

i think the 25 french caps is possible, with the amount of international games these days

edit: he came on tonight for Benzema for 15 minutes, 24 to go haha

[Mols94 3,670]

De Gea has signed a four year extension.

Masterstroke by United.

[maverick1200 2,988]

De Gea has signed a four year extension.

Masterstroke by United.

Genius! The cynic in me says that Man Utd collapsed the transfer and said to De Gea we will not play you unless you sign a contact so we can recoup some money back next season when he signs for Madrid.

[FlippinEck 3,844]

Hibs sign Adam Eckersley. How many players is that now???

Hopefully still get gubbed by Alloa this weekend

[Wullies_bowly_legs 3,950]

Genius! The cynic in me says that Man Utd collapsed the transfer and said to De Gea we will not play you unless you sign a contact so we can recoup some money back next season when he signs for Madrid.

Agree with that and Real will have to dig deep next season for him.

Hibs sign Adam Eckersley. How many players is that now???

Hopefully still get gubbed by Alloa this weekend

They must be spending a lot as lets be honest the Allan cash doesn't cover a lot. Hopefully they are getting themselves into deep financial shit so when they don't go up, they go bust. Junkie, scummy twats.

[TheKingObv 10,860]

De Gea wants to stay or he wouldn't have signed the contract

Won't be going to Madrid for a while

[maverick1200 2,988]

De Gea wants to stay or he wouldn't have side the contract

Really? I'm not too sure. If he doesn't play in the Man Utd team this year, the Spanish coach has already said he won't get in the Spanish Euro team. I have a feeling that a new contact was a condition of him playing. This smacks of the Ronaldo deal.

But you never know, but I can't see him falling out with Madrid that much that either side now doesn't want to sign. Plus I've read De Gea's misses is desperate for him to sign for Real.

[Wullies_bowly_legs 3,950]

De Gea wants to stay or he wouldn't have signed the contract

Won't be going to Madrid for a while

Not necessarily. He could be told he wouldn't play if he didn't sign or even offered a sweetener regarding a cut in the transfer fee. That way both him and the club win. He'll be off at the end of the season.

[TheKingObv 10,860]

Really? I'm not too sure. If he doesn't play in the Man Utd team this year, the Spanish coach has already said he won't get in the Spanish Euro team. I have a feeling that a new contact was a condition of him playing. This smacks of the Ronaldo deal.

But you never know, but I can't see him falling out with Madrid that much that either side now doesn't want to sign. Plus I've read De Gea's misses is desperate for him to sign for Real.

4 year contract, Madrid will have to spend 60 million + to get him

They took long enough to bid half of that in the summer, I just can't see them being too keen on him now.

It's Madrid though so they probably will

[TheKingObv 10,860]

Though tbh knowing modern day contracts, if Madrid bid 30 million + they will probably activate some clause

He's away

[G.E.C. 19,594]

Samaras back to Celtic apparently.

[simplythebest 11,453]

Samaras back to Celtic apparently.

They are getting desperate

[simplythebest 11,453]

Tarriers to sign Carlton Cole