bilko89 507 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 no more bids come in and Green gets to work and holds onto most of all out big name players ......... <---- defo to crazy to be trueFucking nutter Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bailbo 9 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 neil lemmon will buy us and we will win the european cup in season 2016-17, or maybe jock stein will come oot of hiding with elvis and bruce lee, to save us ffs talk aboot laughing stock Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guardian 4,281 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Ken Dodd will front a new bid with TBK3. The TBK3 consortium will feature Jim McColl, Brian Kennedy, Paul Murray, Martin Bain, David Murray, Dave King, the old blue knights, the barren knights and Gladys knight.Jim McColl said "Ken Dodd is an obvious choice to front our bid. With his extensive knowledge of tax cases and years of experience working with diddy men, he is clearly the man to take Rangers forward.Learning from our past experiences, this afternoon, I intend to launch a tattifelarious £3m bid to rescue Rangers and hope Mr Green will see that it is in the best interests of the club to write off £5m and just give it to us.If he does not want to hand over the club to us diehard Rangers men, we shall send Mark Dingwall round with Kens tickling stick with instructions to tickle Green until he signs.In the meantime I would ask all fans not to renew season tickets as we will need that later. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DietofWorms 2,079 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 George Clinton fronts a Parliament/Funkadelic consortium and beams us all up to the Mothership. Funky. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Godfather 75,699 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 David Murray will come in with a bumper £18 million bid for The Rangers and promise to bring back the glory days to Rangers. David who speaks outside Ibrox in a bulletproof encased booth states he is very sorry for how things have got this far but is adamant that he is blameless in this and the debt was taken care of under his tenure, he insists he was ill advised by his men and duped by his successor Craigy boy. He will declare he will bring back all the Rangers men back on board as they too were duped and none of what has happened should fall on their doors, Bain then joins David in his special Booth. Funding is something that David insists will not be an issue as he has some great backers in his team…..none other than TBK who will invest £0.1 million IF The Rangers knock out Milan to reach the QF of the Champions League in 3 years time. He also states his prodigy mini Murray is looking behind every sofa in his many properties and if all goes well he too will be investing in The Rangers. The Boo’s ring around outside Ibrox while objects are thrown at the special booth which now smoke is emerging from and David, Bain and Murray fade away.Smoke, Mirrors and Bullshit – The Rangers Takeover part 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunny_01 2,007 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I have it on good authority, Donald Trump wants to buy us, to gain more clout in Scotland !! Watch this space !!aghhhhhh ahaha If you believe that you'll believe pigs can fly anaw ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
broxi74 127 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 a consotium of catholic preists have just bid 7 million pound and a packet of haribo when they heard we were getin called club 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RampantRanger 1 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 fernando ricksen will submit a takeover bid along with nacho novo , vladimir weiss with jim white being the man at the forefront of the bid..... all men who hate celtic with a passion and fernando has said he's sorry for watching porn on the plane and would love to see the club back in the champions league under his guidance for some more crazy plane journeys abroadThe Constortium will be called The White Timslayers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
True_blue_82 3 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Maybe someone will launch a proper takeover bidSomeone likeA lifelong fan from SingaporeEh what about some businessmen with Rangers at heart. Like our white knight but maybe in blueEh what about a bid fronted by a legendEh what about a bid from a wealthy mhank supporterEh...Got itRobert Wiseman has sold his dairy business. He could buy usAnd milk us for everything Well he is a rangers fan. Has a season ticket for the club deck. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAMPS4LIFE 86 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 David Murray will come in with a bumper £18 million bid for The Rangers and promise to bring back the glory days to Rangers. David who speaks outside Ibrox in a bulletproof encased booth states he is very sorry for how things have got this far but is adamant that he is blameless in this and the debt was taken care of under his tenure, he insists he was ill advised by his men and duped by his successor Craigy boy. He will declare he will bring back all the Rangers men back on board as they too were duped and none of what has happened should fall on their doors, Bain then joins David in his special Booth. Funding is something that David insists will not be an issue as he has some great backers in his team…..none other than TBK who will invest £0.1 million IF The Rangers knock out Milan to reach the QF of the Champions League in 3 years time. He also states his prodigy mini Murray is looking behind every sofa in his many properties and if all goes well he too will be investing in The Rangers. The Boo’s ring around outside Ibrox while objects are thrown at the special booth which now smoke is emerging from and David, Bain and Murray fade away.Smoke, Mirrors and Bullshit – The Rangers Takeover part 4but this time for every £1 Septic spend he will spend £100 that way we can compete with the likes of Barca and defo win the champs league in the next few years Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carsons Dog 9,878 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I have it on good authority, Donald Trump wants to buy us, to gain more clout in Scotland !! Watch this space !!aghhhhhh ahaha If you believe that you'll believe pigs can fly anaw !Dunny has spoken - Trump it is then. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathen fish boy 8,660 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Murray returns with Donald trump,the rothschilds,fidel Castro and Stalin,plans to be unveiled of a new stadium and casino to be built on the moon Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eosmhdo 1,879 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Dermot Desmond has a change of heart cause he actually hates Lemmon with a passion and wants to be a part in his downfall. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyboyblue 61 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 The catholic church and celtic are launching a joint bid to buy Ibrox and turn it into an exclusive nursery lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guardian 4,281 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 This is highly confidential so I can't say too much or they'll know where it came from, and I'll probably be killed, but a mate from Texas has told me there is a consortium planning to take over Rangers for £50m.It is headed by a family living in America, who used to be involved with Rangers.They are going to bid any day now, so remember where you heard this first.I will PM admin with some names if required. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfajerk 23 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 james wilmot brown and ian beale are going to put in a bid fronted by janet street porter in the hope of moving us to play in the albert square league with the laundrette as our shirt sponser. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserJon 12,777 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 It goes down the Dallas route and we all wake up and it was a dream.............Seriously don't have a clue what will happen next and some of the events of the last months have come from nowhere. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getstiffed 8,863 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Fergus Mcann. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougie76 15,457 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 CW and DM buy us for £1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddrock 107 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 w e will stop having pointless senarios and just get on with hoping the right things happen . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibby10 10 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Rumour 1 - Mark Zuckerberg is going to buy us as he wants to get out of Facebook before it goes tits up ! ............. silent partner Tina Turner whose royalty cheque buys her a place on the board . Rumour 2 - Roman Ibramovich . Londons no cold enough , miserable enough and corrupt & bent enough for him so Scotland is the next closest place to 'home' . Salt mines for you Regan ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac309 82 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Me , my dad and a couple of old school mates are puting together a 12 mil bid to buy the club and in going to ask Stefan Klos to head our group. Anyone else putting a new bid together for the mhedia scum to print! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarcheVinny 1,003 Posted June 21, 2012 Author Share Posted June 21, 2012 Eric Morecombe is gonny appear in a Roman centurions uniform and announce we are taking over LutonLove that scene. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane 338 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I've got Goram at the front of mine (take that), plus TA Flo's guaranteed 12m to go with the 16m I've raised via school bake sales. I've already tapped up Arry Redknapp to be director of football, gotta have someone on the good side of HMRC so we can get out from under that cloud. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Jela 21,683 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Mad Vlad Romanov will attempt to buy Rangers so he can replace them at the top of the league with Hearts, before the league starts and before we know what league we're in. Heard it here first. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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