Skol 401 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 You must be a fucking safe cracker. Hard enough accessing your own salopettes for a pish never mind getting into a burds.Salopettes? Give my regards to the 90s mate!Regards the OP and the ensuing debate. I always find it a shame that we associate the Republic of Ireland with Celtic's support. It'd be like assuming that the whole of Scotland was full of Tartan Army types. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smitzer007 198 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 most Irish people are great and most don't give a fuck about Celtic I have met quite a few on holiday and always end up making friends with them plus I lost my virginity to this hot as fuck Irish girl on a skiing trip we were both 16 and her Dad stumbled into the room just as we were finishing but luckily he was fucking smashed and didn't even seem to realise so we got a lucky break It's just the plastics that piss me offRead your story, looked at your avatar and was getting quite excited. Then I noticed your gender was 'male'. That was one bucket of cold water I can tell you !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVB 2,560 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Read your story, looked at your avatar and was getting quite excited. Then I noticed your gender was 'male'. That was one bucket of cold water I can tell you !! Still makes you a homosexual I'm afraid. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRICKY1872 118 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Too far mate. Way too far.I hope you wiped yer cock on Hendorks towel face.Absolutely. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwallowsHisOwnSpunk 7,798 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Read your story, looked at your avatar and was getting quite excited. Then I noticed your gender was 'male'. That was one bucket of cold water I can tell you !! yeah that now makes you gay matethe only way to cancel it out is to take a photo with a mates penis in your mouth to reverse the gay polarity (just do it while he sleeps or something) Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile 26,600 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I've shagged one wearing her Celtic tee shirt on a Henrik Larsson towel. Sacred? Your hole's your hole mate. What was her name ?Is this like the story you tell your pals a shagged a burd from outa town when still a virgin. Pictures or it did not happen. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimoo 1,474 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Talking to a guy from Ireland a few years back and he said they were more intrested in the English Football and didn't pay much attention to the SPL stuff. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smitzer007 198 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 yeah that now makes you gay matethe only way to cancel it out is to take a photo with a mates penis in your mouth to reverse the gay polarity (just do it while he sleeps or something) Lucky for me I don't have any mates. Will a photo of my own penis in my mouth suffice? It's quite big and I should manage no problem! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRICKY1872 118 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 What was her name ?Is this like the story you tell your pals a shagged a burd from outa town when still a virgin. Pictures or it did not happen.At the age of 47 I don't think I need to make up stories. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile 26,600 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 At the age of 47 I don't think I need to make up stories.You shouldn't even be shagging at your age. Where in Fife are you from i know Fife quite well. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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