The Godfather 75,773 Posted October 1, 2012 Author Share Posted October 1, 2012 Luke Skywalker wanted to know the ways of the Force. The Force wanted to know the ways of Charles Green. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenose_n1 536 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Who wouldn't?there is no such thing as a lesbian. just women who have not met charles green Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaddistonKnight 1,577 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 When Charles Green was born a unicorn appeared on the tallest mountain in the land and 2 rainbows appeared over his cradle Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenose_n1 536 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time. you can never fool Charles Green Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Godfather 75,773 Posted October 1, 2012 Author Share Posted October 1, 2012 Charles Green doesn't have a Twitter account because no one is stupid enough to follow Charles Green. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaddistonKnight 1,577 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 On the seventh day, God created Charles Green - he was kidding the tims on he was having a rest. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenose_n1 536 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 charles green once punched a guy in the ribs,,,and his leg fell off Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZZed 4,558 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Charles Green was'nt born. He just decided to arrive Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaddistonKnight 1,577 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Charles Green does not walk off into the sunset. The sunset follows him Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluetiful 64 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Charles GreenIs a sex machineIf he was a bird he'd be a beauty queenHe loves the queenAnd if he was in movies he'd be like James DeanHe's on the sceneSo watch out ya feen....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
As I Was Walking.... 100 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 :SPLbroken: When Charles swims with Sharks he bites them!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smartypants 4,578 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Charles Green thinks Professor Stephen Hawking is a fucking simpleton. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZZed 4,558 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Charles Green doesn’t obey the laws of Physics, the law of Physics obey him. Gravity happened when he said “ Down Boy”. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertz123 598 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Charles Green can divide my zero. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenose_n1 536 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 charles green can talk about fight club Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smartypants 4,578 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Charles Green ate Hannibal Lecter's liver with some Heinz Baked Beans and some nice Jacob's Creek just to fuck him off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenose_n1 536 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 charles green can beat you at connect 4 in 3 moves Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
markem 7,407 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 The bogey man checks under his bed for Charles Green Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumloyal 15,599 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Charles Green once defeated Gary Kasparov and Deep Blue at the same time... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZZed 4,558 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Charles Green ordered a Big Mac at KFC, and got one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crespie6 334 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Charles Green doesn't do a push up, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie29 781 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Charles Green counted to infinti. Twice.Charles Green can run so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head at the same time.When the Alexander Graeme Bell invented the telephone, he had 3missed calls from Charles Green. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZZed 4,558 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Charles Green. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dexiboy 157 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Charles green shagged Carlos cuellars wife and cut his curly hair too Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ger_onimo 20,488 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Superman wears Charles Green pyjamas. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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