Kai_Johansen 978 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Inception, it’s a film starring Leonardo Di’Caprio and Joseph Gordon-Levitt as a couple of memory thieves with the power to travel back in time and rewrite history. It is of course a work of fiction, an enjoyable couple of hours of nonsense, but a work of fiction none the less.Enter our very own stars Regan and Doncaster, to scamps washed up on the shores of Scottish football charged with the task of rewriting history, by wiping clean the collective memories of hundreds of thousands of Rangers supporters, really!Thankfully, Regan and Doncaster don’t have the power to travel back in time, nor erase the collective memories of hundreds of thousands of Rangers supporters. Why, because we all know that Regan and Doncaster are no Leonardo Di’Caprio and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and try as they might, we all know time travel, and wiping clean memories is just a work of fiction.As long as the sun rises in the east, and sets in the west, as long as a team plays in the light blue on Edmonton Drive, as long as 50,000 plus attend Ibrox every other week, and as long as I live and breathe, no work of fiction will erase my memories, nor the history of my team, Rangers.Which brings me to my own 140 years of celebration, and legend tribute, for a very brief, but glorious moment on Saturday I’m sure I saw Kia Johansen in a light blue, short sleeved, white trimmed V-necked shirt, tucked in to his shorts, make an immaculate timed tackle and pass just right of centre midfield, cheered on by my Father, my Grandfather and 50,000 Rangers fans.So, whatever foolishness is passed off as fact, whatever nonsense is jettisoned out into the timternet, and regardless of how hard our detractors try, our memories, and history remain intact.Ranger Then, Rangers Now, and for the 140 plus years of collective memories, of my long gone Father, Grandfather and the many hundreds of great players like Kai Johansen, who wore the light blue with pride and dignity, Rangers are forever, no work of fiction will ever change that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueSuedeSambas 56,593 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 There isn't any time travel in Inception though Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Robot 21,513 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 your auto text has wrote Edmonton Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Godfather 75,959 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 I didn't like the ending to Inception! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClintonGrey 365 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 I don't think you quite understood Inception's plot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kai_Johansen 978 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Share Posted December 10, 2012 A metaphor is a literary figure of speech that describes a subject by asserting that it is, on some point of comparison, the same as another otherwise unrelated...make of it as you please Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff 22,630 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 I fucking love RM "MATE, THAT'S NO WIT INCEPTION WAS ABOOT, THEY NEVER MENTIONED THE FITBAW WANCE!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogzy 31,195 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 That's back to the future, not inception. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchy 1,200 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 No time travel in Inception, but plenty about 'suggesting' memories. I see where you were trying ot go with this, but may I sugesst you get your own memory in tune first. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazzalivesforever 2,039 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 He's no dreaming at the end btw! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cushynumber 25,178 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 I would have went with Total Recall - (the Arnie one - the new ones shite) ... with the implantation of false memeories etc... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kai_Johansen 978 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Share Posted December 10, 2012 LOL Metaphor, similar to semaphore, used to send a message to like minded people, you either get it or you don’t, bit like inception!Also my memory is just fine 140 years and going strong. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogzy 31,195 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 A metaphor is a literary figure of speech that describes a subject by asserting that it is, on some point of comparison, the same as another otherwise unrelated...make of it as you pleaseWouldn't it be a better metaphor to actually use a film with time travel in it to accentuate your point?Anyway, know what you mean Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamie 4,944 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Wouldn't it be a better metaphor to actually use a film with time travel in it to accentuate your point?Anyway, know what you mean Time Cop Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
corkinator 611 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 I think your talking a bout 90's B movie "TimeCop" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kai_Johansen 978 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Share Posted December 10, 2012 Gogzy LOL It's my narrative, and surly I can interpret as, I see fit, or is Regan and Doncaster's impossible inception really working, really! Also to remove history one has to travel back in time, metaphorically speaking, or, am I getting mixed up with Déjà vu Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluedart1952 1,394 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 The problem is timmy's not very good at history and he's certainly no good at geography as he's not found his way back to oirland. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZZed 4,560 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Doctor Who? Gallifrey Loyal Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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