lewislaudrup 934 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 after a great day on saturday i came home with a few cans, booted her thru the room to watch the x factor, the got the rangers dvd's on.when seeing big konterman scoring against they cunts again reminded me i fell about four rows down when that happened.burst nose but worth it.so have any you guys/girls taken a dull one during a game when the bears have put one away? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamie 4,955 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 I was told a cracking story. And would like to know if someone else witnessed it?Basically, Albertz lines up a free kick. Unfortunately it's not one of his best and ballons it into the Copland.During this happening an old guy is walking down the stairs with a walking stick.He sees the ball careering towards him. So he decides to take a swing at it with his stick.He misses and crowns a guy walking down a few stairs infront of him.This knocks the guy spark out and sends him clattering down the stairs spilling his roasting hot bovril all over himself.Ouch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwhiteandblue 3,330 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 I was told a cracking story. And would like to know if someone else witnessed it?Basically, Albertz lines up a free kick. Unfortunately it's not one of his best and ballons it into the Copland.During this happening an old guy is walking down the stairs with a walking stick.He sees the ball careering towards him. So he decides to take a swing at it with his stick.He misses and crowns a guy walking down a few stairs infront of him.This knocks the guy spark out and sends him clattering down the stairs spilling his roasting hot bovril all over himself.Ouch. that would have been briliant to see. I hope its true. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig53 326 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 When we scored the winner against Killie late on in the 10/11 season, Weiss put the ball in and they scored an OG, I jumped up, turned round and got punched square in the face, think I ended up with a black eye from it guy sits behind me every week still, I've just learnt not to look in his direction if we score! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaiser1041 9,107 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 When we scored the winner against Killie late on in the 10/11 season, Weiss put the ball in and they scored an OG, I jumped up, turned round and got punched square in the face, think I ended up with a black eye from it guy sits behind me every week still, I've just learnt not to look in his direction if we score!next time we score fire a quick jab in Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DietofWorms 2,081 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Chipped my front tooth when Mo Johnston scored his 88th minute winner against the micks. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaiser1041 9,107 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Here is mine while playing for the dark side i thought i was pure dead mental and flew into a tackle with albertz next thing i know im knocked out with no teeth and now i look like a gay paul ferris. In fairness a lot of what i said isnt me but as funny as fuck Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewislaudrup 934 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Share Posted December 10, 2012 I was told a cracking story. And would like to know if someone else witnessed it?Basically, Albertz lines up a free kick. Unfortunately it's not one of his best and ballons it into the Copland.During this happening an old guy is walking down the stairs with a walking stick.He sees the ball careering towards him. So he decides to take a swing at it with his stick.He misses and crowns a guy walking down a few stairs infront of him.This knocks the guy spark out and sends him clattering down the stairs spilling his roasting hot bovril all over himself.Ouch. seen something like this a few year back was sitting in the club deck watching the warm up, some of the players where hitting shots when davie robertson hits one way wide just as this guys walking down the stairs with a try of food and juicethe ball hits the steps couple down from the guy but the ball bounces up smashes the bottom of the try pie's and juice up in the air! about 6 players hit the deck pishing themselfs, robertson just put a hand up! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkiebear 1,013 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Rangers v Inter when Lovenkrands scored the equaliser, as soon as it hit the back of the net the guy in front of me jumped into the air fists first and managed to upper cut my jaw. One of they ones no one noticed because everyone was going mental. I just carried on celebrating too like nothing had happened but i sat in agony for the rest of the game Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedarvelmarvel 795 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 cracker on bbc sport web page today..shot by kayal flies over and gets a timy right in the face.brill Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOAT 30,449 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 I burst my cousins lip at Rugby Park when Lafferty scord the third when we won the league there.That's all I can think of. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEE 4,880 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Elbowed a wee wifey in the face last season, worst thing is the goal was offside Also chipped my front tooth when a wee guy infront of me hit me with a flag. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hilts 12,819 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 cracked my ankle off the turnstile door thing a few years ago. was limping for the rest of the day also a van almost ran over me and my dad one time in the Albion car park Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMenace72 133 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 When Edu scored THAT goal V Celtic at Ibrox, my pal's phone ended up in row A (we were about row H). We had to wait for everyone to leave before being able to find it. We were waiting for ages as we were in the West Enclosure and everyone stayed behind to wind up the nearby Tims. We made the supporter's bus by a bawhair Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madina 4,277 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 I've never had any misaps celebrating a goal. I'm nursing a scrapped hand though thanks to arguing with a drunk guy after Saturdays match Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottBF2 3,540 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Aaron Niguez, when warming up, fired a shot into the Copland and smacked a wee boy, who was standing on his seat, right in the face.The wee guy flipped backwards and landed in the row behind. I was gutting myself. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamie 4,955 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Aaron Niguez, when warming up, fired a shit into the Copland and smacked a wee boy, who was standing on his seat, right in the face.The wee guy flipped backwards and landed in the row behind. I was gutting myself.A shit???? Dirty wee bastard! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottBF2 3,540 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 My first autocorrect funny. This is a landmark occasion, alert Her Majesty. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_ger 1,454 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Worst that has happened was on Saturday, phone came out my pocket when I jumped up to celebrate the first goal. Smacked off the concrete, sturdy HTC hardware was fine but it decided to reset to the factory settings! Apart from that I've taken the odd arm to the face celebrating goal against them, nothing that wasn't well worth it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazzas flute 66 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Got a burst eye on the bus doing the bouncy just as we arrived in Manchester. 2nurses on the bus going to the game 1a munter the other a Darling guess which 1came up to help...needless to say i just wiped it with my top. Also got my tooth knocked out in the pub when ehioug scored well worth it tho Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TunnyLoyal 1,136 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 What about the crash barrier who fell off the top tier in the old firm match years ago!We have a winner! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBluebells 6,898 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Rangers vs Porto, about 5minutes left and Kyrgiakos scored, i ended up falling over the seats at the Copland Front and was thrown all over the shop in the mayhem after, few bashes but so worth it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nacho_nacho_man 477 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 I seem to recall Albertz driving a freekick right into the wall, some lad took the brunt of the shot...full force to the balls.Also remember a Gio shot that went astray, hitting some old guy - causing him to spill bovril down his front. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blumhoilann 6,715 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 cracker on bbc sport web page today..shot by kayal flies over and gets a timy right in the face.brillAye seen that,knocked his specs for six,didn't improve his looks any though Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemdog 39,389 Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Just the usual really, numerous cuts and bruises to my shins from celebrating and hitting them off the chair in front.Floored it walking out of Shittodrie because of that stupid kerb! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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