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Tonight while sitting in a Glasgow hotel Four of the Mhanky mob came in and were standing at the bar discussing us as usual when one said " I just wish they h** bastards had died. We were so close to getting them then that cunt Green poked his nose in" One of his mates asked How do you think their shares will go? The first replied...I fear the worst! They will come back bigger than before.....I loved it!

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Tonight while sitting in a Glasgow hotel Four of the Mhanky mob came in and were standing at the bar discussing us as usual when one said " I just wish they h** bastards had died. We were so close to getting them then that cunt Green poked his nose in" One of his mates asked How do you think their shares will go? The first replied...I fear the worst! They will come back bigger than before.....I loved it!

A tim tells the truth shocker

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Tonight while sitting in a Glasgow hotel Four of the Mhanky mob came in and were standing at the bar discussing us as usual when one said " I just wish they h** bastards had died. We were so close to getting them then that cunt Green poked his nose in" One of his mates asked How do you think their shares will go? The first replied...I fear the worst! They will come back bigger than before.....I loved it!

The truth hurts - bigger, stronger, wiser and faster.

WATP.

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Tonight while sitting in a Glasgow hotel four of the Mhanky mob came in and were standing at the bar discussing us as usual when one said " I just wish they h** bastards had died. We were so close to getting them then that cunt Green poked his nose in".

One of his mates asked, "Why are you limping Sean?" The first replied, "I've just come back from Mass. Father O'Fondle chastised me again......at least that's what he told me he was doing when he told me to drop my pants."

I loved it!

Fixed that for ya'. :D

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Tonight while sitting in a Glasgow hotel Four of the Mhanky mob came in and were standing at the bar discussing us as usual when one said " I just wish they h** bastards had died. We were so close to getting them then that cunt Green poked his nose in" One of his mates asked How do you think their shares will go? The first replied...I fear the worst! They will come back bigger than before.....I loved it!

Were they all wearing school uniforms ?

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