D'Artagnan 13,319 Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Master Phil Mac Giollazuki stumbles from his bed after a restless and uncomfortable night. The chief sensei of the House of Sevco Shadow Assassins has experienced a particularly bad night. Was it a visit from night demons or just kick back from the copious Jamiesons he downed before bed ? Either way the message was as chilling as the cold sweats breaking out all over his body. “Rangers are alive".He ventures towards his laptop stopping briefly at his sword cabinet to draw his favourite katanas, "klan" and “underclass" from their mount ready for another assault on the Imperial Emperor - Rangers FC. He grimaces in pain as the old battle wound of "tarred with a sectarian brush" prods at his ego. Fortunately its a big ego, and the damage is akin to a pea shooter on an elephant.An even fresher wound vies for his attention however - a stinging review of his book by The Scotsman newspaper - which suggests the book is motivated by hatred and calls into question his integrity. Which reminds Master Phil to get in touch with that useful idiot Thomson at channel 4, to minimise the damage by getting him to regurgitate his “Scottish journalism is part of the problem” allegation.And with that Phil mounts his latest attack on everything Rangers. Those katanas of “underclass” and “klan” are swung with without due care and attention with regard to facts or legal rulings. A true master after all, must walk the road of hatred and obsession and overcome the challenges before them – facts being a major enemy which is best ignored. Such is the way of the shadow assassin. What's more thousands of wannabe shadow assassins hang on his every word.They troll the comments section of newspapers swinging their blade of Sevco in an effort to emulate their esteemed master. But emulation leads only to emasculation. It seems to be lost on them, that rather than enriching the world of debate or discussion with some fresh or innovative revelation, they are in fact merely underlining their own inability to grasp facts. So next time you come across a Sevco Shadow Assassin – be gentle with them, bringing them out of denial may be harmful to their health.So what makes a shadow assassin ?The assassin part is obvious – a desire born of hatred and obsession to kill off Rangers FC. The shadow part is in fact the catalyst to that killer instinct. For years the shadow assassins have lived in the shadow of the greatest football club in the world. Rangers FC. That's a lot of darkness to pervade one's soul.On a cold dark December night in Donegal the ghost of Christmas visits himself upon a certain master shadow assassin. From his mighty white steed the horseman pelts the assassin with page after page after page of writings. Scrambling around on the floor master Phil picks up page after page only to see each and every one contains his own brand of Rangers related ramblings penned over the years“What's this about” demands our master shadow assassin.“Its abundantly clear says the ghost of Christmas, and to paraphrase a certain song......You're only here to write about the Rangers” Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allanger 625 Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Ha ha, very good.When is the next installment? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVIE8CH 296 Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 tremendous stuff again keep up the good work. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hugh_capet 341 Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Great stuff again Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheckMateCharlie 228 Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Enjoyed that, spectacular read mate, Merry Christmas to you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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