CanadianBacon 2,088 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Where's Chris Bicyclehelmetheid?Yes, BBC Scotland's chief sports reporter - the man who was never away from Ibrox Stadium during TBTC build-up from his stance in front of those pesky weeds in the demolished Hinshelwood estate opposite the stadium - has disappeared from view.The bold (bald, surely?) Chris even followed us on that march to Hampden back in the day last season.Didn't miss a trick back then - if the name 'Rangers' was front and centre, Chris was yer' man.Stuttering Jane (eh) Lewis (eh) appears to (eh) have the (eh) gig now.No "he's gone" notices - no explanations why their chief sports reporter has disappeared up his own arse now that TBTC has been settled in Rangers' favour. Nothing. Not a peep. Zip. Hee-fucking-haw.Oops....wait a minute. The fall-out of the result of TBTC and the upcoming pursuit of all those who defamed our previous owner (the vineyard-lover) during same has yet to unfold.In the Courts, some say.Laws have been broken. Internet bloggers with three-names are in the crosshairs. Things are about to get nasty. Some people may have been feeding (or feeding off?) said internet blogger information that was confidential.Could it be that Chris has been shunted (like a paedophile priest getting shifted to another parish) to another part of the BBC's taxfunded supertanker (rhymes with 'wanker') until said dust settles?The BBC's tangled web is about to be disentangled.The Law has a long reach and "dar'n-sar'f" isn't far enough away.So......I ask again..........where's Chris? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogzy 31,195 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 he was spotted 5 foot away from wally Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Godfather 75,512 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 he and his sister are having a late christmas break. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianBacon 2,088 Posted January 14, 2013 Author Share Posted January 14, 2013 he and his sister are having a late christmas break.........and the band played "believe it if ye' like". An early Christmas 2013 break more like. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
True Azure 1,414 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Perhaps a petition to the BBC from RangersMedia would elicit an appropriate response? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianBacon 2,088 Posted January 14, 2013 Author Share Posted January 14, 2013 Perhaps a petition to the BBC from RangersMedia would elicit an appropriate response?Only if we get to carry said petition as part of a torchlight (and pitchforks) parade to their Specific Key HQ. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstamomusa 3,812 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Don't ask, just in case someone finds him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKirk 26,418 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 I emailed the BBC with regards to this issue last week, as of today no reply. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adoniram 1,919 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Only if we get to carry said petition as part of a torchlight (and pitchforks) parade to their Specific Key HQ. Maybe it's time for a return to the HQ of Celtics biggest supporters club. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
minstral 5,375 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 He is off to see the Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard Of OZ. Or maybe away down the Yellow Brick Road. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allanger 625 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 I've got him in my shed Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Godfather 75,512 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 I've got him under my shed Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVB 2,560 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 He is off to see the Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard Of OZ. Or maybe away down the Yellow Brick Road.Hopefully some of those yellow bricks have been put in a sack, along with Chris, and thrown down a wishing well.If we all click our heels together 3 times and say "He's got a heid like a gnome", maybe a house will fall on him.If he only had a brain............... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmiston Drive 3,846 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Gollum he who many believe the allegations about incest or should that be insect with his sister................is currently on a high ranking bbc mission .into buggery and the roman church............now this reporter could not possible comment on the reason for the two of them being chosen is the alleged allegations that they have suffered from said buggery as with all allegations when does not know if these are indeed false.But many believe that a soon to be BAFTA award will be forthcoming for their in-depth cover up of alleged abuses.........wait a minute they are not alleged asr they!! have they not been proved to have taken place over many years and many countries indeed many continents .So that wee bird involved in BAFAT SCOTLAND WILL NO DOUBT SEEK TO HAVE THE AWARD GIVEN IN BAIRDS Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasper Blues 502 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 CB, do you fancy a wee flutter on bawheid turning up again if the TBTC is resurrected by an appeal?He must have done something VERY naughty to be stood doon with no explanation - Here's hoping. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigy1012000 0 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Susan Boyle has him under her bed Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bothwellbear 1,392 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 He is on BBC news 24. Was a thread on this last week. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef 436 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Is he with Pete wishart hiding perhaps? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz92 966 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 I've got him in my shedThe fuck is he doing under there?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
centenarystand 2,229 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Hes partying in Spain with the Scots Irish team who have already won this seasons CL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wombatdropping 182 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 He is with me and is doing fine. He isn't saying much at the moment but that is understandable.YoursJ Fritzl Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianBacon 2,088 Posted January 14, 2013 Author Share Posted January 14, 2013 CB, do you fancy a wee flutter on bawheid turning up again if the TBTC is resurrected by an appeal?He must have done something VERY naughty to be stood doon with no explanation - Here's hoping.I'm not averse to flutter, I'm a pleasant flutter's son.I'm only fluttering peasants 'till that little bastard's gone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedtheted 20 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Hope the cunt catches a nasty does of aids. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue and True 311 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 im shocked Leggo hasnt found out Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DietofWorms 2,077 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Hopefully some of those yellow bricks have been put in a sack, along with Chris, and thrown down a wishing well.If we all click our heels together 3 times and say "He's got a heid like a gnome", maybe a house will fall on him.If he only had a brain...............A true 'man of straw'.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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