Time to get a few things off my chest

[RFC55 108,740]

A wireless keyboard around my neck...Thatll do ...absolutely fucking nothing. Im not on a meltdown. Infact Im calmer now than I normally am. Its amazing what happens when you get things off your chest.

No denying the mouse up the arse though

[The Dude 20,026]

Weetabix for breakfast + Mental Breakdown #2 = Swear words.

You flipping wee sugar yeeeeeeee

Do you just pick random words and throw them together in the hope it akes a coherent sentence?

[The Dude 20,026]

No wonder they bully you. You are a very condescending individual. You are also easy to bait. Entertaining to watch.

Yep, I am condescending. No more so than christ knows how many other posters on here.

[Creampuff 22,628]

Do you just pick random words and throw them together in the hope it makes a coherent sentence?

It's an unsuccessful experiment.

[Marco Negri's Beard 1,423]

It would seem you and yer wee bf DKEITH on twitter are having a wee hardon over this thread.

So the fuck would update their twitter telling folk it's nearly time for them to post a thread on a forum. What a sad sad bastard

It's strictly platonic between us

[AlBear. 8,499]

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[AlBear. 8,499]

Sorry, but I just couldn't stand that film! Wish he found his rug after the first five minutes.

Is this what's happened here? Did John pee on The Dude's rug?

Did he pee on your rug Dude?

Dude, he peed on your rug.

[The Dude 20,026]

It would seem you and yer wee bf DKEITH on twitter are having a wee hardon over this thread.

So the fuck would update their twitter telling folk it's nearly time for them to post a thread on a forum. What a sad sad bastard

Who would make 41000 posts on a forum in just over 4 years?

What a sad sad bastard.

[Resting in my account 231]

It would seem you and yer wee bf DKEITH on twitter are having a wee hardon over this thread.

So the fuck would update their twitter telling folk it's nearly time for them to post a thread on a forum. What a sad sad bastard

What's his twitter?

The Dude all joking aside get yourself a wee cup of tea and a few Penguins for dunking. Stressing out over an internet forum isn't worth it, relax and download Morgan Freeman narrating James and the Giant Peach and get a few hours sleep. Don't lose your sanity over the Bears Den, its not worth it.

Hugs xx

[The Dude 20,026]

No denying the mouse up the arse though

Because thats something that could physically happen. I've never heard of someone being choked wih a wireless wire...

[simplythebest 11,453]

The door is there Dude, since you seem to hate this place so much.

[The Dude 20,026]

What's his twitter?

The Dude all joking aside get yourself a wee cup of tea and a few Penguins for dunking. Stressing out over an internet forum isn't worth it, relax and download Morgan Freeman narrating James and the Giant Peach and get a few hours sleep. Don't lose your sanity over the Bears Den, its not worth it.

Hugs xx

@jamesablack

[RFC55 108,740]

Who would make 41000 posts on a forum in just over 4 years?

What a sad sad bastard.

One who worked in a uni

Unlike you though, the vast majority of Rangers fans don't "sicken" me.

You're an absolute roaster of the highest order. Words on the net have your wee panties in a twist.

A shite blogger, a shite poster and absolute bawhum to boot. Enjoy gersnet if as you say that's where you're off to. However it's mainly the same guys who "sicken" you over there

[The Dude 20,026]

The door is there Dude, since you seem to hate this place so much.

The same could be said of the many posters who feel the same way about our club.

I don't hate the place, just some of the people in it. Theres still some good guys here.

[The Dude 20,026]

One who worked in a uni

Unlike you though, the vast majority of Rangers fans don't "sicken" me.

You're an absolute roaster of the highest order. Words on the net have your wee panties in a twist.

A shite blogger, a shite poster and absolute bawhum to boot. Enjoy gersnet if as you say that's where you're off to. However it's mainly the same guys who "sicken" you over there

Worked in a uni but have awful english comprehension skills. What were you? A janitor?

[FernandoR20 2,133]

What a wierdo.

[Rangers#1 5,459]

If they are a bluenose then thats good enough for me

apart from the ones you don't agree with

[RFC55 108,740]

Worked in a uni but have awful english comprehension skills. What were you? A janitor?

Oooooh he doesn't type like William Wordsworth when posting on a forum. He's obviously a dullard.

wee breakdown heed

[mountaineer 452]

First things first, before anybody bleats and whines about this being in the Bears Den it is relevant in here as it is about the Rangers support in general and posters on here (and other forums). I'm fully aware I'm not exactly the most popular guy on here and this post will no doubt further cement that but theres a few things that are really starting to get on my tits with regards to the supporters of OUR club. So without much further ado lets begin.

Supporters Groups

Where do you guys get off? Whilst I think most of them have their hearts in the right place is there really any need for 6 different supporters groups all wanting their five minutes of fame? Sons of Struth, VB, RST, RSA (X2), UB all make points occasionally that I'm sure most of us will all agree on. Some might not like the leadership of certain groups or the past actions of others but c'mon to fuck guys. Heres a novel idea. Instead of working away in loads of wee groups that the majority (and I do mean the majority) of Rangers fans couldn't give a flying fuck about. You are all pretty much irrelevant to most fans. We see statement after statement with your names attached but theres never any action from any of you. I'd love to see an exhaustive list of achievments of these groups. Do us all a favour. You say you want to help push our club forward and get back to our rightful place at the top table of football? Then put your petty fucking egos aside and work together.

No doubt someone will come along and blame it all on Dingwall. I'm far from a fan of Dingwall but there are others in our support who are just as divisive.

We are Rangers fans. At the end of the day I don't give a fuck about anyones politics, religions or sexual orientation. If they are a bluenose then thats good enough for me. I dont give a flying fuck if you met some no mark Norther Irish Politician for a chat on parades or if you went to great bother to organise a lovely wee publicity stunt that saw your members regularly appear on TV (invariably with nothing more than soundbites which change fuck all) Rangers isn't your wee plaything. She belongs to all of us. and our Fathers, and our Grandfathers. Stop speaking for your 200 members and work together to speak for the majority. Then and only then can we truly affect change at Ibrox.

Harrassment of other Fans

I've only posted hee for about 18 months but in that time I've seen some fantastic posters be forced off the board. Some that I agree with, some that I wouldn't agree with if they told me the time of day, but bluenoses nonetheless. Nobodies opinion is worth more than anyone else. This used to be a pretty decent forum where you could get a decent chat with bears from all walks of lfe and all corners of the globe. Now? Now its turned into a horrific little network of trolls, liars, fantasists and bullies. There are plenty guys on here I regularly disagree with on here (eh 1st_Jan_1994) but never should it descend into personal attacks on posters or in one instance their wifes religious beliefs. I have nothing against anyone telling me I'm wrong and showing me why, Thats the whole point of a forum but when it gets to the point where some posters only real contribution to the board is one word posts calling others 'prick' or 'cunt' or 'fenian' it gets to the point where you wonder why you even bother. If you dont agree with someone debate the point with them dont disregard their opinion and start throwing petty insults around like some fucking 8 year old. Christ, I've even had one poster on here (Resting in my account) bring up an incident from when I was 15/16 (I'm 27 in a few weeks) in an attempt to humiliate me. Sadly it didnt go well for him as after I finally remembered the mildly amusing episode from my school days I went on to share several other highly embarrasing episodes from a similar time. The very fact someone felt the need to bring up something as innocuous as me wearing a snorkel at school for a laugh (and getting plenty I might add)shows me just how highly some of the Rangers support thinks of their 'brethren'.

Child Abuse

Can we just fucking drop this. To make light of child rape in the manner a sizable section of our support do frankly sickens me to the pit of my stomach. Quick hypothetical question to all the parents here. Your child gets raped. Would you be quite happy for people to use it as a point scoring exercise on a FOTTBALL forum or twitter/facebook? What about having 50,000 singing a song essentially mocking the rape of YOUR child? Not like the sound of that? No? Didn't really think so. Its utterly fucking disgusting. Time for another wee story here. One of my closest friends was sexually abused by his/her mothers partner as a child (He's a bear by the way) and this is something that still affects their life to this very minute (25 years after the abuse stopped). If you feel THAT strongly about the cover up that apparently took place at Celtic then make a complaint to the cops. Dont fucking crow about it on twitter like some kind of moral fucking arbiter. You're just a cunt who uses the sexual exploitation of children as a punchline.

Just for reference, some of the other groups currently being/previously investigated for cover up of the abuse of children

The Royal Air Force

The Boys Brigade

The Church of England

ITV

I've never seen a single post on here by any of you pricks who are so opposed to it you need to mention it every third post. But its nothing to do with point scoring. Its almost as if you are obsessed with the thought of child abuse you sick creepy bastards. I truly hope those who I speak about (and you'll know who you are) never have kids ever as I don't know if someone whos thoughts on football instantly turn to child abuse is the kind of person who should EVER be left alone with kids.

Boardroom Stuff

This one will be short and sweet.

Almost none of us have a fucking clue what is going on. Shut the fuck up and stop pretending like you do. If you actually do know what is going on in the boardroom then heres a novel idea. Give us the fucking truth. No soundbites. no teases. no smoke and mirrors. Give us the facts. Who knows, it might even keep you in a job come the end of October.

So, no doubt I've probably pissed most of you off now (I actually planned to make this a LOT longer but decided to stop wasting my time on folk who probably struggle to spell their own name so I'll wrap it up here with a slightly more positive note.

I may get the old ban hammer for this. If so, Its been fun. If not, then I'll happily back up any of the points I've made above.

[simplythebest 11,453]

The same could be said of the many posters who feel the same way about our club.

I don't hate the place, just some of the people in it. Theres still some good guys here.

All you ever do is fucking moan about it, on twitter as well as on the forum itself. No idea who your 'good guys' are, doubt i'll be one of them, but by the sounds of it you can't stand the majority.

[Inigo 32,526]

Worked in a uni but have awful english comprehension skills. What were you? A janitor?

Haw you, whats wrong with janitors? (don't mean to join the assault btw, just a minor point)

And now that there's 7 likes on your post, I'll fucking join! Have a like! Gon yersel mate!!!

[AlBear. 8,499]

The door is there Dude, since you seem to hate this place so much.

What door? Where's this door you speak of? I see a window and a queue but no door...

[RFC55 108,740]

Haw you, whats wrong with janitors? (don't mean to join the assault btw, just a minor point)

And now that there's 7 likes on your post, I'll fucking join! Have a like! Gon yersel mate!!!

A janitor probably pumped him

[The Dude 20,026]

Oooooh he doesn't type like William Wordsworth when posting on a forum. He's obviously a dullard.

wee breakdown heed

not at all, but the inability to comprehend the tweet mentioning gersnet was more what I meant.

[RFC55 108,740]

What door? Where's this door you speak of? I see a window and a queue but no door...

Hopefully this one sets himself on fire and jumps out it