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They successfully tracked down the vicious thug who held up a knife to a defenceless TV set and got him to apologise and then splashed it across the front page. The TV is still afraid to go out at night.

Hopefully they continue this trend by hunting down the person who punched an actual person that happened to be the mother of Scott Brown when he was sent off against Barcelona.

Again, holding a knife to a tv. Front page news.

Actually punching Scott Browns mum. Not news.

Assault < I don't even know.

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Somebody actually punched Scott Brown's mum? Fuck sake.

Does the Leggo-muncher have an alibi?

His Maw (she of the different name) was in the main stand of the Jimmy Savile Arena at the time so the chances of it being anyone other than a fan of Bheast FC are slim to none.

Would have been an easy one to identify what with CCTV and TV cameras etc all round the ground....except that Bheast FC changed the rules some years ago and now TV pictures (and no doubt CCTV) do not cover the main stand.

Rumour has it they were trying to keep secret (and out of public gaze) the huge number of Labour and SNP councillors that were sitting in said London Road toilet alongside most of the RC church hierarchy on match days.

So rumour has it.

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Does the Leggo-muncher have an alibi?

His Maw (she of the different name) was in the main stand of the Jimmy Savile Arena at the time so the chances of it being anyone other than a fan of Bheast FC are slim to none.

It happened in the stadium??? Even more fuck sake.

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So where's the front page about the dhim with a child on his shoulders with bottle a bucki and holding green smoke bomb? Sure that was posted on here it was a pre season game I think the one where they did there vile chants.

The daily rhebel is a disgrace of a newspaper!

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Heather Fotheringham, 51, was allegedly punched in the back by a fan after standing up following Brown’s controversial red card.

The Sun report that Heather and husband Brian told the assailant to wait to see the replay of the incident, at which point Heather was attacked.

Brown’s mother was taken to a suite at Parkhead to recuperate where she recovered.

Celtic said last night that an investigation is under way.

Brown, the Celtic captain, was sent off for kicking out at Brazilian star Neymar. The 28-year-old midfielder has since apologised for his actions.

Celtic went on to lose the game 1-0 to leave them pointless two games into the Champions League group stage.

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Mentions in the article the tv knife guy is a rangers fan. Nowhere does he say that.

Cant help but think hes more likely to be a tim who was unhappy with popcorn teeth over something to do with the mhanks v barca.

But that wouldnt suit the agend would it!

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Heather Fotheringham, 51, was allegedly punched in the back by a fan after standing up following Brown's controversial red card.

The Sun report that Heather and husband Brian told the assailant to wait to see the replay of the incident, at which point Heather was attacked.

Brown's mother was taken to a suite at Parkhead to recuperate where she recovered.

Celtic said last night that an investigation is under way.

Brown, the Celtic captain, was sent off for kicking out at Brazilian star Neymar. The 28-year-old midfielder has since apologised for his actions.

Celtic went on to lose the game 1-0 to leave them pointless two games into the Champions League group stage.

Investigation? Hahaha we won't hear fuck all more about it.

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Agree with the OP, good to see there's a publication leading the way in the fight for justice, highlighting the most pressing and crucial issues happening in the country. The integrity of said publication is unwavering, it's impartiality clear to see. Well done, you cunts

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Amazing that after all the shit this rag has hit us with and all the made up stories to make us look bad , we still have fans who buy and read this dross.

There's folk I worked with in my last job (going back to April) who are bears, and buy the rag every day, and still call it The Daily Ranger.

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