OlegKuznetsov 10,816 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Every important decision which goes our way will be scrutinised. Referees will be hounded once more. The media will join in.Our songs will regain that special focus that no other songs share.English, Spiers, Dailycunt et al, will still be cunts, but with some added urgency, since timmy must get to ten. Arrogance will entail another "we must get to England" campaign, ably supported by the media, as they dismiss our challenge.Season tickets will soar, as towns across Scotland offer two guaranteed chances for bigots to spew their venom and bait our supporters. Nobody in the media highlights this burning desire to abuse the supposedly new club as self-defeating hypocrisy.Regan will still be saying "What now Peter?" followed by "Great idea, Peter. I'll get on to that one immediately"The SPFL, with Rangers now back at the top, will get their first big sponsorship deal.Vincent Lunny will still be banning Rangers players whilst clearing scum players.YellowFang will be an even more bitter little cunt, but insecurity, greed and cowardice will see him move to a mid-Championship club for money. If no club comes in for him, he will stay in position with a false sense of security which will see his final and fatal nervous breakdown. The press will mourn him as "better than Jesus, when you think about it", saddened that their decade long period of unjustifiable support for him come to nought.Outrage and violence will ensue as we clinch the title, thus ending the "Run of Scum". This defeat then renders the whole campaign against Rangers as rather pathetic and ultimately unsuccessful. Thousands of scum then abandon their team, thus clarifying the GFITW label and at the same time giving up on the game, expressing some moral outrage along the lines of "It's no fair. Them bastards weren't meant to win it again." Others will merely kill themselves. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
whytes3 254 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Cannae wait Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OlegKuznetsov 10,816 Posted November 5, 2013 Author Share Posted November 5, 2013 Oh, and the corkinator will miss it all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRITNEY IS NOT FEELING IT 8,293 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Sounds exactly how it'll pan out , although remember to get the authorities to close the Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
clan macrae 292 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Was this a dream? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muirheadbear 1,483 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Sounds exactly how it'll pan out , although remember to get the authorities to close the Another rip snorter of a post Broombrox - your some man! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluepeter9 5,167 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Interesting post, kinda rambling, with undertones of paranoia and yet a happy ending - I can only come to one conclusion...... Drugs? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OlegKuznetsov 10,816 Posted November 5, 2013 Author Share Posted November 5, 2013 Sounds exactly how it'll pan out , although remember to get the authorities to close the Can they keep the helicopter at just that level? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FernandoR20 2,133 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Alright then.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Jela 20,360 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Interesting post, kinda rambling, with undertones of paranoia and yet a happy ending - I can only come to one conclusion...... Drugs? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gouray1 5 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Was it Sunday? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
allgers 735 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Or as we have heard for years," always cheated never defeated." Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
corkinator 611 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Sounds exactly how it'll pan out , although remember to get the authorities to close the or leave it open and keep the helicopter where is is, they will get rotor bladed to DEATH. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Artagnan 13,319 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Others will merely kill themselves. Can I book a front row ticket OK ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OlegKuznetsov 10,816 Posted November 5, 2013 Author Share Posted November 5, 2013 Can I book a front row ticket OK ?No ticket required for the banks of the Clyde, but it may be worth buying some land and installing a grandstand for the view. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fantana 28,894 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Yellow teeth will be gone before we return IMO. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gouray1 5 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Would love to fly in in for that game Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OlegKuznetsov 10,816 Posted November 5, 2013 Author Share Posted November 5, 2013 Yellow teeth will be gone before we return IMO.If so, Port Vale or whoever will be lauded as footballing giants Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gouray1 5 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 There are no "normal hostilities"any more. Only "extreme hostilities". Every club in the top league wanted us to die. Killie abstained. I had hoped the jambos would have supported us.. Na. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRITNEY IS NOT FEELING IT 8,293 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Can they keep the helicopter at just that level? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
110 steps 282 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 If so, Port Vale or whoever will be lauded as footballing giantsThat's not fair on Port Vale! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangersfc77 170 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 I agree on most part except we really must go to England, the hatred and outrage will overshadow and spill onto the streets creating havoc in the communities Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 82,001 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 I agree on most part except we really must go to England, the hatred and outrage will overshadow and spill onto the streets creating havoc in the communitiesWe'll not be going to England. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangersfc77 170 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 We'll not be going to England.Aye I do believe ye are correct as a lot of Rangers fans still live in lala land and close their eyes to what is happening in this country, there is little room left for a unionist protestant team. I do believe it is much better that we stay around and feed the very hands that tried to kill us, and watch whilst the governing bodies become a septic state Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 82,001 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Aye I do believe ye are correct as a lot of Rangers fans still live in lala land and close their eyes to what is happening in this country, there is little room left for a unionist protestant team. I do believe it is much better that we stay around and feed the very hands that tried to kill us, and watch whilst the governing bodies become a septic stateI'd love to see us move to England but I don't see it happening, pal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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