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How Many Football Players Does It Take To Fit A Lightbulb ?


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Just thought of these, anyone got any others for footballers/football teams ?

ARSENAL

10 players, everyone gets a touch before putting it in.

BARCELONA

10 players, 9 get a touch before Messi puts it in.

CELLIC

1 player to fit the bulb (Official attendance given as 60,000) (No Johnny Doyle jokes please)

CHELSEA

2, Fernando Torres plus one other player to cover when he's injured.

FULHAM

Who cares ?

HEARTS

Cant afford the lightbulb.

MAN CITY

Dont know, but will buy another two players in case the squads not big enough to cope.

MAN UNITED

1 and will always be shown live on ITV.

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