How Many Football Players Does It Take To Fit A Lightbulb ?

[tannerall 25,935]

Just thought of these, anyone got any others for footballers/football teams ?

ARSENAL

10 players, everyone gets a touch before putting it in.

BARCELONA

10 players, 9 get a touch before Messi puts it in.

CELLIC

1 player to fit the bulb (Official attendance given as 60,000) (No Johnny Doyle jokes please)

CHELSEA

2, Fernando Torres plus one other player to cover when he's injured.

FULHAM

Who cares ?

HEARTS

Cant afford the lightbulb.

MAN CITY

Dont know, but will buy another two players in case the squads not big enough to cope.

MAN UNITED

1 and will always be shown live on ITV.

[quinty 1,445]

RANGERS - Doesn't matter if you've fitted the light bulb, if you didn't look good doing it there will be moans.

[graeme_4 34,425]

RANGERS - Doesn't matter if you've fitted the light bulb, if you didn't look good doing it there will be moans.

Rangers - bought so many broken and used lightbulbs that we don't have enough money for electricity to turn one on.

[Clerieblue 24]

Sellick - got a load of lightbulbs from GCC for 1p

[quinty 1,445]

Hearts - Take out old bulb before replacing with new one less than 21 years old.

[harlands plater 16,974]

Sellik - get 100W of power after paying the cost of a 40W bulb.

[dummiesoot 16,005]

Rangers - got the correct result but in the wrong position.

[dummiesoot 16,005]

Chelsea - 11 players the manager puts it in.