The players you most relate to when you are playing football.

[tannerall 25,935]

Justin Fashanu.

Would you have liked to play upfront with him ?

[tannerall 25,935]

Bobby Sands, always hungry for the ball.

Shite on the wings though.

[tannerall 25,935]

A young totti also

Cant beat a bit of young Totti.

[tannerall 25,935]

I was a Paul Carson in goals; pulled off good saves, but very often cost us the game with a howler.

Outfield I was a bit of a Lee McCulloch, I could play anywhere but never with anything other than nominal success.

Big knob ?

[JamieD 18,935]

Shite on the wings though.

That's probably the smartest joke that anybody will post on here this year.

[The Godfather 71,878]

That's probably the smartest joke that anybody will post on here this year.

I guarantee a few only get one part of it too....

[King Jela 20,361]

The real Ronaldo

[Creampuff 22,628]

Big knob ?

Obv.

[dazbo84 698]

Kevin Muscat

[Malvern 11,329]

i would have been fertilizer, I was sh1t

[WadeWilson 4,670]

Dale Gordon.

[BlueAvenger 10,237]

Diego Maradona...........

[Moody Blue Legend 61,463]

Shite on the wings though.

Not bad at all.

[KingKirk 25,633]

Can you play the flute. Are you likely to turn up with a chicken and a fishing rod in someones time of need ?

Thats why it was a dream

[topgoalie 637]

I got told I would be the next Maradona the best player that has ever lived,they were fckn spot on,but never told me at what era.

[johanhentze 14,089]

Messi.

[neilstonloyal 186]

Growing up a always got hit with Kris Boyd but a seen myself more of a Cristiano ronaldo but nobody seen it that way

[watty. 5,753]

Shite on the wings though.

was a good skipper tho.

[Rendo74 15]

Terry Hurlock and it wasn't for my curly hair.

[Clunge 864]

Joachim Bjorklund. Like to think I'm a no nonsense centr half.

[Johnstone Burgh 1,637]

Ali Dia

[cushynumber 25,178]

I played in so many positions over the years it wouldl be hard to lock myslef in to a specifi player to relate to. I start up front, causE i was good with the ball at my feet, and was very fast - though my finishing let me down on occasion - particularly one on ones where I had a bit of the "kenny Millers".

As I matured I moved into right mid then centre mid. I enjoyed the contests in the middle of the park as I got older.

late on I was playing as a sweeper, which probably prolonged the playing career a few years - really enjoyed it as well, though its not a position you really see in pro football now.

[TravelingWilBEARy 4,319]

Many compared me to a young Roberto Baggio.

Was that because of the ponytail though?

[TravelingWilBEARy 4,319]

To my horror I continually get compared to Paddy McCourt. I stroll around the pitch nutmegging cunts. Quick feet and zero fitness.

[JamieD 18,935]

Was that because of the ponytail though?

Because of my terrible penalties.