Gillete 1,338 Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 I DO NOT play one up front and 2 holding midfieldersI WILL play a striker who can run the channels and press the ball to stop opposition defenders from playing out easily I WILL play C Gallagher up from in his natural position I WILL make S SMITH train with the U 14s for being utter shite and hiding during games.( yes MR Smith , I watched yesterday at you looking at the dugout every 2 mins hoping to be subbed)I WILL stop my players from doing any interviews with journalists telling them we are better than Premiership teams and making us look fucking stupid I will do this and and get our supporters believing we really are the greatest club in the land The Gaffer Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeparateEntityMyArse 53,715 Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 You get my vote Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.E.C. 18,760 Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 You wearing a suit? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elephants stoned 2,994 Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 But can you sing The Sash? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Hume 13,035 Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 You'll do for me, when can you start Mr. McInnes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
trublusince1982 768 Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Get onto pep that fanny plays players out of position and one up front like nae bodies business. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bertent 2,081 Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Do you own a pair of brown brogues? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cushynumber 25,178 Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 where do you see yourself in 5 years time?are you happy working away from home? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimfanciesthedude 24,540 Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 all good points, but you didnt say that you'd refuse a wage for half a year after making millions out of the club before and then after these 6 months, Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisleyready 6 Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Add Hutton to the under 14 team Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Hume 13,035 Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Add Hutton to the under 14 teamIm sure he would, but, Hutton would crumble and get bullied, some punishments are too much for some "players'". Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFC55 108,841 Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Add Hutton to the under 14 teamSend him to his "own" fucking club Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFCstuart 317 Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 You good at karaoke? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaudrupsPatrickBoots 13,510 Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Can you come up with a couple of good "we don't do walking away" type catchphrases? If not then it's no deal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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