The Mongoose 1,007 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 That was fun. For those who could not, would not watch it here is what happenedLegia give them a deflected goal of a start to give them hope (In fairness it was well taken)Before the Scum had a chance to land from their jump in the air it was Level….Lurch selling one through his legsLegia miss a great chance to go 2-1 upMildrew leaves a pass short and Ambrosia Rice Pudding pulls down a Legia Player who interceptedLegia rip a hole down the wing and its 2-1 (should be 3-1)Lurch makes a great save with a guy one on one (should be 4-1)Legia Miss a Penalty (Should be 5-1)Van Dick makes a last minute lunge to deflect the ball out the net for a corner (Should be 6-1)From the Corner Van Dick Handles the Ball quite blatantly Ref Misses it (Should be 7-1)Tims ripped apart down the wing again and Centre heads home 3-1 (Should be 8-1)The Big Dyke again made a great tackle to prevent Legia from adding (Should be 9-1)Mildew pulls the Jersey of a guy who was raping them….Penalty ….missed again (Should be 10-1)Septic push on to try and get something from the game in injury time….Legia just take the ball and Stroll up the park and make it 4-1 (Should have been 11-1)Legia still manage one more attack where the honduran dwarf hauls the winger back in the box….ok I am gonna give benefit of doubt it would have been soft………but then elbows/arms him in the face, it kicks off with big Lurch running over and getting involved a load of grabbing goes on….final whistle goes as the easy option for ref Final Score 4-1 (Should have been 11-1) Tims finish with 10 men (Should have been 9)…………..Enjoy reading this Lurking Bheasts………the thing is like Big Jock you KNOW that is an accurate account of the game!…..not what the Rhebel will print………..WATP! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wearethepeople72 1,859 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 That was fun. For those who could not, would not watch it here is what happenedLegia give them a deflected goal of a start to give them hope (In fairness it was well taken)Before the Scum had a chance to land from their jump in the air it was Level….Lurch selling one through his legsLegia miss a great chance to go 2-1 upMildrew leaves a pass short and Ambrosia Rice Pudding pulls down a Legia Player who interceptedLegia rip a hole down the wing and its 2-1 (should be 3-1)Lurch makes a great save with a guy one on one (should be 4-1)Legia Miss a Penalty (Should be 5-1)Van Dick makes a last minute lunge to deflect the ball out the net for a corner (Should be 6-1)From the Corner Van Dick Handles the Ball quite blatantly Ref Misses it (Should be 7-1)Tims ripped apart down the wing again and Centre heads home 3-1 (Should be 8-1)The Big Dyke again made a great tackle to prevent Legia from adding (Should be 9-1)Mildew pulls the Jersey of a guy who was raping them….Penalty ….missed again (Should be 10-1)Septic push on to try and get something from the game in injury time….Legia just take the ball and Stroll up the park and make it 4-1 (Should have been 11-1)Legia still manage one more attack where the honduran dwarf hauls the winger back in the box….ok I am gonna give benefit of doubt it would have been soft………but then elbows/arms him in the face, it kicks off with big Lurch running over and getting involved a load of grabbing goes on….final whistle goes as the easy option for ref Final Score 4-1 (Should have been 11-1) Tims finish with 10 men (Should have been 9)…………..Enjoy reading this Lurking Bheasts………the thing is like Big Jock you KNOW that is an accurate account of the game!…..not what the Rhebel will print………..WATP!I wish I could have seen it but don't have Premier sports. Any highlights? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBluenose1972 1,405 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Just seen the score....hahahaahahahaaTime to majorly downsize you horrible bheats! You have no chance of ever getting back into the Champions League properly...Ever! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helicopter Sundae 6,456 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straight-Edge-Loyal 6,700 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 .Great post mateYou editting bastard Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helicopter Sundae 6,456 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Reminds you of the Ajax fun and games Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathen fish boy 8,660 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 and so the hunt begins to see if Legia fielded an inelligible ballboy Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKirk 26,501 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Was there any sectarian signing towards berg? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wearethemighty 186 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I just got in and saw the score This must the first game involving them I actually want to see! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozblue 4,332 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 That was fun. For those who could not, would not watch it here is what happenedLegia give them a deflected goal of a start to give them hope (In fairness it was well taken)Before the Scum had a chance to land from their jump in the air it was Level….Lurch selling one through his legsLegia miss a great chance to go 2-1 upMildrew leaves a pass short and Ambrosia Rice Pudding pulls down a Legia Player who interceptedLegia rip a hole down the wing and its 2-1 (should be 3-1)Lurch makes a great save with a guy one on one (should be 4-1)Legia Miss a Penalty (Should be 5-1)Van Dick makes a last minute lunge to deflect the ball out the net for a corner (Should be 6-1)From the Corner Van Dick Handles the Ball quite blatantly Ref Misses it (Should be 7-1)Tims ripped apart down the wing again and Centre heads home 3-1 (Should be 8-1)The Big Dyke again made a great tackle to prevent Legia from adding (Should be 9-1)Mildew pulls the Jersey of a guy who was raping them….Penalty ….missed again (Should be 10-1)Septic push on to try and get something from the game in injury time….Legia just take the ball and Stroll up the park and make it 4-1 (Should have been 11-1)Legia still manage one more attack where the honduran dwarf hauls the winger back in the box….ok I am gonna give benefit of doubt it would have been soft………but then elbows/arms him in the face, it kicks off with big Lurch running over and getting involved a load of grabbing goes on….final whistle goes as the easy option for ref Final Score 4-1 (Should have been 11-1) Tims finish with 10 men (Should have been 9)…………..Enjoy reading this Lurking Bheasts………the thing is like Big Jock you KNOW that is an accurate account of the game!…..not what the Rhebel will print………..WATP!That is a reasonably fair summary of what happened according to my Polish pal who was at the game. He might be a mad Legia fan,but he gives an honest appraisal of what occurs on the pitch. He wasn't too happy with Vrdoljak missing 2 penalty kicks and hopes it won't come back to bite them on the arse in the 2nd leg.He also said that big lurch kept the score down because Legia had over 20 shots on goal while the scum only had a couple during the entire game.I'm going to have a look for a youtube vid of the game to watch them getting humped by a team that my pal admits is not the best at the moment. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKirk 26,501 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 That is a reasonably fair summary of what happened according to my Polish pal who was at the game. He might be a mad Legia fan,but he gives an honest appraisal of what occurs on the pitch. He wasn't too happy with Vrdoljak missing 2 penalty kicks and hopes it won't come back to bite them on the arse in the 2nd leg.He also said that big lurch kept the score down because Legia had over 20 shots on goal while the scum only had a couple during the entire game.I'm going to have a look for a youtube vid of the game to watch them getting humped by a team that my pal admits is not the best at the moment.First pen was a shocker Foster went the wrong way and the lad put it wide.I honestly hope it doesn't bite them as I believe they still need at least 1goal over here.Highlights on YouTube mate enjoy Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Educator 1,572 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Mr Brightside - "Those anti Irish racist Poles are giving Declan a slap on & off the pitchAye, but they wiz Rangers fans dressed as Poles ye know. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
72barca 1,788 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Bring back Lenny-bhoy Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeIsBlue 66,818 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I would like to lead the chorus if I'm allowedOh Legia Knew Oh Legia Knew....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozblue 4,332 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 First pen was a shocker Foster went the wrong way and the lad put it wide.I honestly hope it doesn't bite them as I believe they still need at least 1goal over here.Highlights on YouTube mate enjoyThanks KK I watched the highlights on youtube and by the laws of the game that penalty should have been retaken because before Vdroljac struck the ball there were 4 scum players already inside the box. Some might argue there was also a Legia player inside the area, but that doesn't matter because the law is; If a player of both the defending team and the attacking team infringe the laws of the game, then the kick shall be retaken.As it was; the only reason Zyro ran into the box was because he instinctly followed Mulgrew and Matthews who were already well inside the box + Berget who was pulling Zyro back.I was talking to my pal Bartek on the phone after the game and he agreed with me that Legia have to get an away goal (the sooner the better) to knock the wind right out of the scum.If Legia can knock these cunts out then I'm going to shout Bartek a night at the boozer until the Tyskie piwo (beer) runs out his ears the next time I'm in Warsaw Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halfwaybear 59 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 The SunBy DEREK McGREGOR Last Updated: 31st July 2014NEVER mind a dream, Ronny Deila was last night left haunted by a Warsaw NIGHTMARE.Celtic took the lead through Callum McGregor then incredibly collapsed.And compounding a night of sheer misery and one of the Hoops’ heaviest ever defeats, was a red card for Efe Ambrose.Deila had talked pre-match of his ambition to guide the Celts into the group stages. Now, though, he’s staring at a dismal exit before even a play-off after Legia destroyed his side.Two goals from Serbian hitman Miroslav Radovic plus further strikes by Michal Zyro and Lukasz Broz left the Hoops chances of a third straight campaign with the big boys hanging by a thread.The Poles, staggeringly, even MISSED two penalties.Now Celtic need a miracle.Deila’s already demonstrated he’s not scared of making big selection calls.McGregor, of course, was given a shock debut against KR Reykjavik in Iceland and once again he was in from the start at the superb Pepsi Arena.But Emilio Izaguirre and Leigh Griffiths were dumped to the bench with loan man Jo Inge Berget handed a stunning start barely 24-hours after arriving from Cardiff City and Adam Matthews back in.The sweltering conditions inside the stadium added to the challenge for the Hoops.But boss Deila knew the heat would really be on him and his players if they crashed here.Legia – with ex-Motherwell ace Henrik Ojamaa on the bench – were fighting for the future of their boss Henning Berg after an indifferent start to their title defence.It was a tasty atmosphere with Legia’s notoriously passionate and white-shirted supporters making a din a full half hour before kick-off.And there was a chant of tribute for Celts back-up keeper and former Legia star Lukasz Zaluska as he warmed up before the Ultras section.The opposition, stadium, raucous home support was all a world apart from Reykjavik – a massive step up.But Celtic – with Deila’s now trademark 4-2-3-1 in operation again - started in assured fashion.Dubbed clear favourites by Legia, the Hoops opened with confident possession play and Berget, wide left of lone striker Teemu Pukki, was involved immediately.It was his first competitive action since being an 11-minute sub for Cardiff in the English Premiership back on February 22.Seven minutes in and Celtic went ahead – with another fabulous moment for youngster McGregor and virtually identical goal to the one he produced in Iceland.Pukki fed the academy graduate on his wide right beat and after cutting inside, making space, he unleashed a left foot shot which took a heavy deflection and fizzed high past Dusan Kuciak at his near post.What a beginning for McGregor at top level, two goals in three starts plus two assists.It was also the perfect instant impact for Celtic against the Poles who last qualified for the group stages in 1995.At least for all of THREE MINUTES it was. Then followed an uncharacteristic howler by Forster.Crafty playmaker Michal Zyro – ironically recommended to Deila by Zaluska – threaded a ball to Radovic in the box at an angle and you felt Ambrose would get across to kill danger.But he was nowhere near quick enough and Radovic pulled the trigger on a right foot shot which went straight through Forster at his near post, going in off his ankle.England cap Forster’s much better than that and he will have been full of regret on the overnight flight home.And yet at 1-1 it was still no disaster for the Celts. But it wasn’t long to come.They had looked compact but suddenly Ambrose and van Dijk started wandering out of position and Deila’s men became horribly ragged,pulled apart at will and especially vulnerable down Matthews’ left flank.Michael Zyro heads home to make it 3-1However, in the 23rd minute Kris Comons created a bit of magic after fine approach play by van Dijk, Mikael Lustig and Stefan Johansen,dropping the shoulder to lose Inaki Astiz to find himself 20 yards out with a clear shot at Kuciak’s goal.But his effort flew just over.Legia, though, were growing in confidence with Radovic a constant thorn.Van Dijk needed to be alert to get across and deliver a brilliant shot-blocking tackle on Michal Kucharczyk.The warning signs couldn’t have been clearer for Deila on the touchline and the ball was continually coming back at the shaky Celts defence.It was a surprisingly open tie – TOO open – and Pukki should’ve donebetter with an attempted right foot flick beyond Kuciak 16-yards out from a Commons pass. It appeared he was too concerned by the thoughtof being clattered by Astiz who did indeed get to him.Eight minutes from the break the roof began to show signs of potentially coming down on Celtic.Legia got a second and it was another abysmal goal to be conceded.Matthews failed to cut out Zyro’s hanging cross to the far post, Lustig couldn’t stop Kucharczyk’s header down, Ambrose faltered when favourite to clear – and Radovic buried a right foot shot beyond Forster from six yards.A catalogue of blunders.Celtic briefly recovered – and McGregor, from a Matthews cut-back, fired in a decent low left foot shot from 20-yards through a sea of bodies only to be denied by a fine Kuciak save low to his right.Just as Deila was preparing himself to get at his players during the interval the creaking roof truly caved in – with the hapless Ambrose sent off.The last man defender was caught on his heels and ploughed into Kucharczyk who was poised to run in on Forster. It was a stonewall red card and Dutch ref Pol van Boekel duly produced it.It had been an unbelievable turnaround in fortunes for the by now shell-shocked Hoops.Deila acted by hooking Pukki for Beram Kayal and pushing Charlie Mulgrew back into centre-half.But it was obvious it was now going to be a backs-to-the-wall job for the Hoops and a desperate battle to keep the tie alive ahead of next week’s Murrayfield return.However, as hard as they tried it all looks in vain. This looks too much for Celtic.Vdoljak missed the first of his two penalties in the 58th minute,sending Forster the wrong way but also wide of the post. Matthews had brought down Ondrej Duda.Van Dijk was also lucky with a handball in the box in the 76th minute.Six minutes from the end with Celtic somehow clinging on to a creditable scoreline they conceded a third through a Zyro header.Amazingly, Vdoljak missed a second spot-kick after Mulgrew had brought down Kosecki – Forster diving to his left to parry and then gathering.But in the dying seconds Deila’s pre-match dream really was left in tatters when Broz planted a fourth beyond Forster.MAN BY MAN RATINGS:FRASER FORSTER (5): Will be cut up about opener which went right through him. Redeemed himself with super stop from Zyro and penalty save from Vrdoljak.ADAM MATTHEWS (4): A weak link for Legia to expose time and again. All over the place and culpable. Bad night for the man recalled. Later moved to wide right.EFE AMBROSE (3): Utterly appalling display from Nigerian. At fault for Legia’s first two goals and then deservedly sent off in a truly calamitous 44 minutes.VIRGIL VAN DIJK (5): Had trademark moments of quality but frankly did not look like an £8million defender here. Maybe spooked by Ambrose’s jitters early on.CHARLIE MULGREW (4): For long enough he’s been assured but this was forgettable for the skipper. Pushed back to centre-half, booked and gave away two penalties.MIKAEL LUSTIG (6): Celts best defender on the night but that wasn’t something to be proud of here. Could have done better at the second goal, otherwise blameless.KRIS COMMONS (6): Good first half but moved to lone frontman role when Celts went down to 10 men and the second period became too much for him to manage.STEFAN JOHANSEN (5): Anonymous display. Mentor and boss Ronny Deila will expect much more for the second leg. Didn’t have an an influence on things.CALLUM McGREGOR (7): Another massive glory moment for the homegrown attacker. Great strike to give Celts the lead. Tireless wide left and he can be proud of his efforts.JO INGE BERGET (4): Looked the part for all of five minutes and then disappeared. Was barely seen too at Cardiff from January to May. Subbed in 62 minutes.TEEMU PUKKI (5): Wasn’t the worst in the first half before being hooked. An assist for McGregor goal but had to do much better when played in by Commons at 1-1.SUBS: Beram Kayal (4) worked hard to shore up midfield with Celts up against it. Replaced Pukki and acted as defensive shield but got booked. Emilio Izaguirre (4) replaced Berget and went into left-back berth he would have taken for granted from start. Leigh Griffiths (2) on for Commons and booked. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacBoyd 6,073 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Still think they will scrape through. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpidermansGaffer 2,552 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Still think they will scrape through.Hmmmmmmm.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJig 76 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Still think they will scrape through. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
there'sonlyoneamoruso 1,724 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Whilst it is a great result for Legia I'm not celebrating yet. The jammy cunts will do their damnedest next week. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo 33,338 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Sickening sectarian attacks from those Proddy Poles.What were the Legia fans singing? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeIsBlue 66,818 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 What were the Legia fans singing?BJK apparently Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo 33,338 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 BJK apparentlyLol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
centenarystand 2,229 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 A lot on here talk of they are that jammy they will get through.I understand where you are coming from but the truth of the matter is these are a seriously weakened side. Incredibly they are going backwards at an alarming rate.Think slant eyes is too obsessed with milking money at every turn and slating Rangers when he can he has totally forgotten the most important aspect is the team on the park.Think Legia will score again at least once next week and might actually win the game.Lets face it what did they see last night to worry them? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanFerguson2013 398 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 They won't come back from 4 - 1. They have to go for goals and that will allow the Poles plenty of space to score. One away goal over here and it's all over. The accountant at Porkheid will be updating excel this morning deducting a few mil from their likely income Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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