Gaz52 11,837 Posted September 4, 2014 Author Share Posted September 4, 2014 I mind in the League Cup Final 2008 against DUTD. Had the nippiest woman ever sat behind me, she had clearly forgot to put her falsers in and all she seemed to keep saying was "AW FS WELLA, NEED TO DO BETTER THAN THAT NEXT TIME WELLA"She was reffering to Carlos Cuellar. She was told to shut up about 10 times but kept going. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNuts 552 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 "this pie is fucking delicious" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkiebear 1,013 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Wasn`t at an actual game but when they had the beam back at ibrox of the uefa cup final there was 2 drunken bitches sitting in front of us in the broomloan. They were talking shite all game about all sorts, who their pals were shagging, what they were missing on the tele that night, anything but the actual game. Eventually zenit scored and as the rest of the stadium fell silent, they 2 jumped up and started cheering, before realising it wasn`t rangers that scored and started pissing themselves laughing as they sat down. Worst cunts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
miracle 7,852 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Gough...You're the worse fucking centre half I ever seen at Ibrox.Govan Front by any chance? If so I remember that clown vividly. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg_1987 20 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Guy at a game last season about our midfield three "they three are so close together you could throw a tissue over them" lol Im in stitches just thinking about it.Another guy shouting find the blue jerseys rangers when were in the white away kit lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
miracle 7,852 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 SHOOT!!! SHOOT!!! SHOOT!!! ACH, YE SHOULD HAVE PASSED IT YA CLOWN!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozblue 4,332 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Broomfield Park circa 1962-63. Airdrie were giving us a bit of a hard game early doors and one Rangers supporter was going ballistic every time something didn't work out, and was really getting on everybodys wick.It was getting to the point a few guys told him to stop fucking moaning and support the team, when suddenly slim Jim hit a diagonal ball to nobody in particular and went out for a throw-in to Airdrie.The moaning fan yelled out; "Hey Baxter ya useless cunt, you're the worst fucking player we have ever signed." That in itself caused a riot between our own fans which resulted in a few early exits for a few. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cr3_bear 15,544 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 happened to me a few times and also seen it happen. when you think it is a foul and you jump up screaming "foul""freekick" or so on and you notice no one else around you or even in the stadium thinks it is a foul and some people are just looking at you . you just quietly sit back down and shut up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivybank 4,856 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Late 70s early eighties when I was season ticket holder in the old enclosure,used to stand beside guy and his father,after about 20 mins if we weren't playing well or hadn't scored he would always shout "bring on the subs" still see the guy at the odd game and always Refer to him as look there's "bring on the subs" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
quinty 1,445 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Tannadice last game of the season, we were going to lose the league, think the Bheggars had to get beat and we had to win or something like that. Scored tickets for the stand opposite the Main one at Tannadice, ostensibly the Arabs section. My mate was making a big thing about being an Arab and going 'undercover', he was absolutely blootered and at one point he starts screaming for Albertz to be sent off for a foul. Anyway, Rangers score, as we do , and this nippy wee twa peh eating bitch starts having a go at a young boy in front of her for standing up and cheering at our goal. Starts screaming and shouting for the polis to have the boy removed. Enough's enough and I swear to God there must have been a thousand of us in there. A resounding 'cheerio, cheerio, saw her leave and my pal got told to get tae fuck as well. As he was getting escorted out by the Stewards he was screaming, 'you cannae move me, I'm an undercover agent'.Well, we thought it was funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Soprano 13,964 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Sitting next to my burd at a European game and she shouts'Aw, what does Prso even do when he plays, he never even scores!'I think he covered every blade of grass in that game and it was the closest I'd ever came to choke slamming her in public.Hahahaha, as if you pull oot yer finisher any time the dinner isn't up to standard. I like it mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieG54 812 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Wasn`t at an actual game but when they had the beam back at ibrox of the uefa cup final there was 2 drunken bitches sitting in front of us in the broomloan. They were talking shite all game about all sorts, who their pals were shagging, what they were missing on the tele that night, anything but the actual game. Eventually zenit scored and as the rest of the stadium fell silent, they 2 jumped up and started cheering, before realising it wasn`t rangers that scored and started pissing themselves laughing as they sat down. Worst cunts.Sounds like the lassies in the Union Bears Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coplandbear11 1,087 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Had a debate wae a guy in front of me who adamant Kyle Hutton was a right back when he first broke into the 1st team and was on the bench. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingInTheNorth 27 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Will never forget a st Mirren fan going absolutely mental punching fuck out the wall on the way out after about half an hour after we went 3 up against them at ibrox. wee guy was proper wound up by the home fans hahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackunion 536 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Probably not funny reading this but always makes me and my mate laugh when we bring it upSitting in the GE corner during an OF game around the Andre Flo era and 2 comedians decided to celebrate a goal against the taigs by running onto the trackside, 1 of them jumped onto a stretcher pretending his leg was broken/injured and his mate pushed him down the side if the pitch on the blue Tarmac, It made it funnier that nobody else really saw it or took notice apart from us due to the normal chaos that ensues during such wild celebrations against the shettlestons Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al 55 9,526 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Govan Front by any chance? If so I remember that clown vividly.Fuck sake there were 2 of them?Copland Rear. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
simplythebest 11,453 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Sitting next to my burd at a European game and she shouts'Aw, what does Prso even do when he plays, he never even scores!'I think he covered every blade of grass in that game and it was the closest I'd ever came to choke slamming her in public.And that's why she's an ex burd Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bombaybadboy08 15,660 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 And that's why she's an ex burd One of the many reasons Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosspollock93 20 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Dunno if it's dumb or weird but there was a guy behind me in the Copland rear for Dundee United scottish cup game and he must of called everyone of there players Fenians at some point.''Peralta just cos you're pals wae izaguirre doesny mean you play shite for us" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastEnclosureBear 3,024 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 "Fuckin kill um Madjid" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillemBear 17 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 At a game about 87/88 season with my old mate Ronnie.About the 47 minute mark Ronnie pipes up, " I see Souness has made a tactical change...Cooper's swapped wings"My other mate Alan turns to him and says, " Ronnie, waken up, it's the second half now, and we're shooting the OTHER way!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mick1271 533 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 In the east enclosure playing against AEk Athens .they had just scored and a guy next to me says "we can still win this " think we needed 4 goals and hadn't looked like scoring before it . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
True Azure 1,414 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Standing on the terracing at Easter Road some time in the 70's. Big John Greig gets the ball in midfield and tries some fancy dribbling out but is instantly howked from the back by a Hivs player, the terracing goes mental at this foul tackle and the ref awards a free kick to us. As calm descends for the free kick a voice from our terracing shouts out, " fur fucks sake ref, protect the ball players", after about a tenth of a second for our support to take this gem of wisdom in, the place just erupts in laughter, as big Greig was not renowed for his silky ball skills. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILLYBOY50 1,638 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 One away game can't remember what one when a bear totally pished and still drinking out a bottle Of sherry get McCoist aff tae fuck all he does isScore goals had everyone around him in fits of laughter. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WadeWilson 4,670 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 A pre-season friendly vs Bordeaux... Mark Walters gets chopped and someone shouts:"Mark, get up and punch that black b*stard in the moof...!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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