legalbeagle 3,734 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 It's how he's spelt it all his life, it was changed for the show in the hope weans wouldn't Google his name and find the porn star of the same nameOh God, we will have a thread soon where someone compares Ally to a porn star now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carsons Dog 9,878 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Stevie May?Stevie may whit? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochBear 1,613 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 The big news from last weekend is that 'Stevie' survived another week despite another threadbare performance highlighting his lack of star quality. He's obviously not got what it takes.But how much longer will he last?A cheekie chappie with a glint in his eye and a quick one liner here and there. He's everyone's mate but no more talented than lot of people out there.So how did he get this far?Well the early rounds are easy, up against pub performers and novelty acts. A bit of charm and lunch with his boss, praising each other in public, showing solidarity. And why not? What did his boss have to lose?The public love Stevie his fans tune in, others tune in because.... well they have for years and they always will. And, after all - he might even improve along the way to the finals and become a real contender.Sadly though, he hasn't improved and as the ‘also rans’ have fallen by the wayside his lack of talent and improvement have been more exposed. There have been some shaky moments for him over the last few weeks but the smile and the wisecracks and his blindly loyal followers have kept him hanging on in there.But as we are getting closer to the business end of the competition and the last few serious contenders fight for the prize even his supporters have started to see his shortcomings and his boss is surely now losing patience.So with Saturday's big test looming nothing other than a good performance and a good result will save him from the exit. Or will it..............................Some people just don't get it do they?Don'y really agree with the conclusion but it is quite clever. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneDavidCooper 2,505 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Fucking hell.I need places like this to get away from shite like Twat Factor and then.........FFS Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
legalbeagle 3,734 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Some people just don't get it do they?Don'y really agree with the conclusion but it is quite clever.I think everyone got it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueshoff 11,750 Posted November 22, 2014 Author Share Posted November 22, 2014 OMG the analogy is so fecking true.Clueless.Embarrassing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueshoff 11,750 Posted November 23, 2014 Author Share Posted November 23, 2014 Stevi has gone.let's hope its an omen Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueshoff 11,750 Posted November 25, 2014 Author Share Posted November 25, 2014 Colchester's X Factor star Stevi Ritchie has admitted Simon Cowell laughed when he asked the music mogul for a job.Another analogy/omen hopefully!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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