Canadaready 9,437 Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadaready 9,437 Posted December 31, 2006 Author Share Posted December 31, 2006 ALCOHOLI can make anybody pretty. I can make you believe any lie.I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size.Well, I?ve been known to cause a few break-ups,An' I?ve been known to cause a few births.Well, I can make you new friends, or get you fired from work.And since the day I left Milwaukee, Lynchburg an' Bordeaux, France, Been making the bars lots of big money,An' helpin' white people dance.I got you in trouble in High School, But College, now that was a ball. You had some of the best times you?ll never remember with me:Alcohol; Alcohol. I got blamed at your wedding reception,For your best man?s embarrassing speech.And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach.I?ve influenced Kings and world leaders,I helped Hemingway write like he did.And I?ll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head.?Cause since the day I left Milwaukee,Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France,I been making a fool out of folks just like you,An' helping white people dance.I am medicine and I am poison,I can help you up or make you fall.You had some of the best times you?ll never remember with me:Alcohol. Yeah, since the day I left Milwaukee,Lynchburg an' Bordeaux, France, Been making the bars lots of big money,(Helpin' white people dance.)Yeah, I got you in trouble in High School, But College, now that was a ball. You had some of the best times you?ll never remember with me:Alcohol; Alcohol.(Alcohol.)(Alcohol.) Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.Na, na, na, na, na, na, na. To Fade. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lochinver-bear 2 Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 nice one (beer1) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadaready 9,437 Posted December 31, 2006 Author Share Posted December 31, 2006 nice one (beer1) Thanks mentor Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lochinver-bear 2 Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 nice one (beer1)Thanks mentor ive been called a lot of things in my time lol but mentor hasnt been one of them Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadaready 9,437 Posted December 31, 2006 Author Share Posted December 31, 2006 nice one? (beer1)Thanks mentor ive been called a lot of things in my time lol but mentor hasnt been one of them Your avatar is the killer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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