The "lets all laugh at the Hibs" thread

[JWAC 2,234]

3 minutes ago, chris182 said:

He's in major deflection mode at the moment. He's said that a lot over the past few weeks.

how long do you think he can get away with pedalling the line.

"it doesn't matter if we lose as long as we go up?"

Probably until Raith pump them out the playoffs!

Their support has been saying for a few weeks now he should be sacked. They'll be stuck down there for a good few seasons yet, like fleetwood mac once sang, oh well

[siddiqi_drinker 14,635]

Could any of our budding songwriters  get a hibs version of Ten Green Bottlers Sitting on a Wall ready for Easter Road

[Brackley 1,400]

Wouldn't rule out last minute reconstruction.

" We've learned our lesson blah blah can't destroy our game with Dundee Utd Hibs and Kilmarnock stuck in the championship with only one guaranteed promotion place next year so we've decided there will be no relegation from Premier league and four will come up from the Championship to form a 16 team Premiership"

I noticed earlier in the season Thomson saying  he didn't want reconstruction to save them this year but wouldn't rule out reconstruction next year. Yep , have four come up next year to make sure they're only down for one year.

[siddiqi_drinker 14,635]

7 minutes ago, cushynumber said:

Petrie has already said they are a championship team paying premiership wages and it's unsustainable. No promotion this season is a disaster for them.

Good.

[Bigsasasfloppyhair 13,310]

They are going to need to beat raith,  falkirk and either accies or killie to get up. 

6 games and they ain't won in weeks.

They won't go up and will need to lose players to reduce wage bill as no blue pound isn't there. 

Bye bye cummings, henderson, mcginn, stokes, mcgeough etc ????

[chris182 6,288]

Just now, siddiqi_drinker said:

Good.

?

[BlueThunder 8,453]

If only I could remember the poster who, around December or thereabouts, claimed we would not beat Hibs to promotion and that we would struggle to go up.

He might even have said we should save his post for the seasons end...

[Poetry_In_Blue 1,043]

Out of all the options I would rather have Kilmarnock stay up and Dundee Hivs, Hivs, Falkirk and Raith all staying down.

[WCPRANGERS1 2,997]

http://www.<No links to this website>/sport/football/football-news/alan-stubbs-hibs-wont-crack-7736525#YFaFYoDgvuKXfisv.97

please someone copy and paste this.....GOLD

[JWAC 2,234]

2 minutes ago, Poetry_In_Blue said:

Out of all the options I would rather have Kilmarnock stay up and Dundee Hivs, Hivs, Falkirk and Raith all staying down.

No trying to be controversial and even though their fans and their club are a bunch of cunts, I'd actually prefer if hibs go up. Better and bigger stadium and makes the SPL a bit less amateurish

 

[GMac 1,405]

18 minutes ago, siddiqi_drinker said:

Could any of our budding songwriters  get a hibs version of Ten Green Bottlers Sitting on a Wall ready for Easter Road

Ten Green Bottles Sitting on the Wall

Ten Green Bottles Sitting on the Wall

And if Jason Cummings strikes them with a ball

There'll be Ten Green Bottles Sitting on the wall.

[LegendofCoop 17,273]

4 minutes ago, WCPRANGERS1 said:

http://www.<No links to this website>/sport/football/football-news/alan-stubbs-hibs-wont-crack-7736525#YFaFYoDgvuKXfisv.97

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Alan Stubs insists golfing superstar Jordan Spieth’s Masters meltdown is proof even the best can crack under the strain of the closing straight.

But the Hibs boss has promised to come out swinging against Falkirk at Easter Road tonight and show the pressure of the chase isn’t getting to his team.

After watching the American blow a five-stroke lead to gift the Green Jacket to Danny Willett, Stubbs is adamant his side won’t choke as they bid to beat the Bairns into second spot in the Championship.

Five defeats from their last seven games has Hibs in a freefall he aims to bring to a halt in Leith tonight before facing a 
Scottish Cup semi-final against Dundee United this weekend.

Stubbs watched Spieth put two shots in the water in an Augusta collapse but insists he can cope with another massive test of his own managerial nerve.

He said: “I watched the best player in the world do what we all do when we play golf. It showed we are all human beings and can all make mistakes.

“It showed that everything comes down to making the right decisions at the right time.”

A win tonight will move Hibs to within three points of the Bairns with two games in hand but staying on the golfing theme Stubbs was asked whether he’s on the fairway or the rough.

He said: “The most important thing is that we’re on the green. Sometimes it’s not how you do it, the most vital bit is getting there.”

A defeat by Alloa last Saturday was another low for Stubbs in their struggles to reclaim second spot in the table which would mean two fewer play-off games. And he says the key is down to restoring his team’s confidence.

He said: “I’ve said to the players that when you have ability you don’t question yourself. If anything you just simplify your game. You don’t have any excuses for not controlling the ball and don’t be trying to beat three players or play a ball that’s not on.

If you do what happens is that you start to make more wrong 
decisions because you are trying so hard to get them right.”

The alarm bells are gently sounding in Leith that this campaign could fail to deliver any of the early-season promise in terms of promotion into the top flight or claiming a cup. But Stubbs added: “It’s in our hands, we aren’t relying on other teams, everything is in our own hands.

“If we win tonight we move three points behind Falkirk with two games in hand. It’s amazing how quickly things can turn around in football and I have no doubt we will do that.”

Meanwhile, Fraser Fyvie admits there is no margin for error tonight and challenged Falkirk to show they can take the pressure.

The Hibs midfielder said: “We’ll see tonight if they have any 
big-game players although there’s no denying they’re good enough for promotion and have a good squad.

“They’ve not had many injuries either but this is the time for big-game players to show their worth – and we have enough of them.

“We wanted to win the league but it hasn’t happened. Now we want the next best thing, second best with promotion obviously the main target.”

 

[theclothmonster 1,707]

15 minutes ago, bigsasasfloopyhair said:

They are going to need to beat raith,  falkirk and either accies or killie to get up. 

6 games and they ain't won in weeks.

They won't go up and will need to lose players to reduce wage bill as no blue pound isn't there. 

Bye bye cummings, henderson, mcginn, stokes, mcgeough etc ????

They will have had 8 games in April even before the first leg of the play off semi final on the 6th May, not a fucking chance they make it through that run of games to win promotion. No doubt that will be all the excuse elephant face needs when his rancid team is pumped out of the play offs. 

[BLUEDIGNITY 33,647]

That gormless bastard promised us a treble as well !

[siddiqi_drinker 14,635]

If they fail to get promoted expect Cummings at Ibrox next season according to a well-placed source.  Kenny Miller's next door neighbours dog walker.   

Seriously he'd be a good replacement for Clark and could learn loads from KM/

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3 minutes ago, Rangers_no1 said:

Remember when Hibs lost at home to Morton and some went mental at a thread saying we had won the league that night. Hibs have won a single game since. 

I can't even remember when that was

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“If we win tonight we move three points behind Falkirk with two games in hand. It’s amazing how quickly things can turn around in football and I have no doubt we will do that.”
 

[BridgeIsBlue 66,606]

Tears  

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6 minutes ago, BridgeIsBlue said:

Tears  

See da he hasnae got a magic fucking hat.

[Escobar 13,676]

Next Wednesday will be hysterical.

 

Beat the tarriers and it will be heaven.

[Canabear 4,558]

On 2016-03-14 at 5:53 AM, Buggleskelly said:

Near spat me drink all over my laptop ,,,,,,,,,,,,brilliant find.

[Vanoli 4,625]

1 hour ago, WCPRANGERS1 said:

http://www.<No links to this website>/sport/football/football-news/alan-stubbs-hibs-wont-crack-7736525#YFaFYoDgvuKXfisv.97

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What is actually wrong with the man? Seriously , he's trolling himself now. I don't actually hate him like some others do, a bit on the bitter side - but a reasonable enough dude .... But Jesus fucking Christ. He needs to start hitting the 'send assistant button' 

[GOAT 30,449]

As much as I'm finding their downfall the last couple of months hilarious, the though of two trips to KIlmarnock or Falkirk next season is filling me with dread, two of the most boring football grounds in the country.  I'd rather Hibs came up because I love a trip to Easter Road.  Infact, now I think about it, Raith Rovers coming up would be even better!

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44 minutes ago, GOAT said:

As much as I'm finding their downfall the last couple of months hilarious, the though of two trips to KIlmarnock or Falkirk next season is filling me with dread, two of the most boring football grounds in the country.  I'd rather Hibs came up because I love a trip to Easter Road.  Infact, now I think about it, Raith Rovers coming up would be even better!

We've played Falkirk so many times over the past 4 years, I'd be happy if I never had to visit the place again

[Gillete 1,338]

Anyone got the goals from last night?