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We have stopped their winning run and at the piggery too.

We have enough time to improve before the semi final and turn them over.

Newsflash just in. Clint Hill needed a police escort when he left Inbox today...

 

He had £40,000000 in his back pocket.

 

No Surrender!!!????????????

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I've just got the train home there. The performance and result was good, but the post-match entertainment was priceless.

A Celtic supporter and his girlfriend (stretching the term there) got on the train. Three points:

1. When the conductor asked him what he wanted, he pointed to his match ticket and said "a refund for that".

2. Arguing the toss about the old Rangers/new Rangers pish - "same fans, different club" and "their club's deid". Not that they're obsessive in any way you understand.

3. Same guy checking his mobile to see where Rangers are in the table.

There's no point trying to have a reasonable discussion with a guy who's tanned half a bottle of Buckfast, so I just sat there, smiled to myself and listened to his brain melting in my earshot instead. 

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15 minutes ago, Gartcosh Bear said:

I've just got the train home there. The performance and result was good, but the post-match entertainment was priceless.

A Celtic supporter and his girlfriend (stretching the term there) got on the train. Three points:

1. When the conductor asked him what he wanted, he pointed to his match ticket and said "a refund for that".

2. Arguing the toss about the old Rangers/new Rangers pish - "same fans, different club" and "their club's deid". Not that they're obsessive in any way you understand.

3. Same guy checking his mobile to see where Rangers are in the table.

There's no point trying to have a reasonable discussion with a guy who's tanned half a bottle of Buckfast, so I just sat there, smiled to myself and listened to his brain melting in my earshot instead. 

Their pain is priceless. 

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