Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury

[Bigsasasfloppyhair 13,310]

5 minutes ago, Inigo said:

Phew. Heavy going. Only on page 11 and I'm fucked already.  Could be a long night.

Quote of the thread so far: 'A didn't even come in looking for a fight a just wanted to post a pic of a horse ' 

 

My favourite quote was..........

So what's your highest score on the boxing machine ???

[Inigo 32,526]

Just now, bigsasasfloopyhair said:

My favourite quote was..........

So what's your highest score on the boxing machine ???

Just saw that as well...

'Wits yer highest score on the punch machine?' 

[A.T.G 10,773]

8 minutes ago, Rfc52 said:

Defo mate.

Nearly every member has made a cunt of it when wrecked.

logged in 56 notifications and you just know you've fucked it.

I defo dont believe he was hacked or whatever else. I don't believe a robber nicked his phone stole money from his rbs account or whatever and then got so wound up by someone sayin he wasn't confident of beating Aberdeen

It passes relatively quickly on RM as its never usually that long till someone else fucks it.

you know you've fucked it when you've 3/4 notifications coming in at the one time and you can't keep up with all the replies and no cunt is backing you up.....that's when you roll out the old someone stole my phone pish! 

[Inigo 32,526]

Ooft. David Bates now getting it almost as tight as BABN and SIMA.

Tough crowd, Rangers fans.

[LaudrupsPatrickBoots 13,510]

I'd have respected him more if he just came on, took his slagging and moved on.

That story and how easily it's been torn to shreds already is one of the saddest things I've ever read though. Especially when he's swearing on his dad's ashes that it's true.

Poor.

[Sparkle 53,578]

It would have been so easy to just come on and say "was pished, sorry LOL". No one would've raised an eyebrow.

[Smile 26,604]

46 minutes ago, gogzy said:

Maybe we didn't miss it and decided to let you off because you were having a bad night

Feed him to the Lions Cumnockbears a no show.

[RFC Eagle 4,888]

16 minutes ago, gogzy said:

It just needed a lickof paint, and some curtains, and some new stuff in it :D

These are the only licks that kitchen had got!

This is what it needed.

[gogzy 31,195]

18 minutes ago, Rfc52 said:

logged in 56 notifications and you just know you've fucked it.

I better pm gogzy and get him to delete the worst of it

 

[LaudrupsPatrickBoots 13,510]

Tbh it was when he swore on his dad's ashes that alarm bells started ringing for me.

Being from Cumnock, the chances of him even knowing who his dad is are non-existent let alone knowing if he's alive or not.

[RFC55 108,891]

2 minutes ago, gogzy said:

I better pm gogzy and get him to delete the worst of it

 

One of my best allies

[A.T.G 10,773]

He should have came on and told sportingintegritymyarse to get fucked and he won £200! I checked the odds just before and we were 3/1 to beat the cunts on SkyBet

Half-time was 4/1. 

Then laughed at all the ones saying we were gonna get pumped off the sheep, Cumnockbear was actually right the entire time

 

[A.T.G 10,773]

Everytime there is a meltdown or a "calvinC" incident I always think to the main man who has gave us so many yet required nothing in return. The RM Legend

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Sonnybear1972 8,130]

Well have the ladies and gentlemen of the jury reached a verdict.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Guilty your honour of bullshit excuses and no having the balls to say aye a was mwi and made a cunt of myself..... 

Punishment shall be never ever living this one down and changing your username to bullshit boy....

[We Will Follow Rangers 12,921]

Ooft naw, so not the right move, should have brazened it out with a so fucking what. This is far more of a brass neck than Saturday was, what were you thinking?

Disappointed

[A.T.G 10,773]

14 minutes ago, Smile said:

Feed him to the Lions Cumnockbears a no show.

Get fucked

[KingKirk 25,633]

OP should be asked to explain this comment

 

"Fuck up ya wee coke heeded prick"

[Inigo 32,526]

An impressive face-off between several posters in the practical assessment stage in their application for Pedro's number 3...

'Miller needs off....Looks lost, not pressing, not tackling, barely even running.  Usually bursting a gut everygame..' @FlashHarryForrester

'Need Miller off. He's a man down.' and 'Miller has been fucking horrendous. He had never been a midfielder so I don't get why managers think he is now.' @GaryMc

'Fuck me, it's Dodoo' @jim89

'Garner off for Dodoo is the wrong sub to make.' @Lloyd72

and the piece de resistance...

'Miller destroys our play. I honestly think we'd do better in the last 15 minutes if he just went off.'  @Creampuff

Pedro: 'Don't contact us, we'll contact you, boys.'

  Hindsight is great fur a laugh. Sorry, lads, but it was funny to read.

 

[LaudrupsPatrickBoots 13,510]

1 minute ago, KingKirk said:

OP should be asked to explain this comment

 

"Fuck up ya wee coke heeded prick"

Also the coincidence that his "hacker" knew he wasn't allowed to drink.

[A.T.G 10,773]

Just now, Inigo said:

An impressive face-off between several posters in the practical assessment stage in their application for Pedro's number 3 role...

'Miller needs off....Looks lost, not pressing, not tackling, barely even running.  Usually bursting a gut everygame..' @FlashHarryForrester

'Need Miller off. He's a man down.' and 'Miller has been fucking horrendous. He had never been a midfielder so I don't get why managers think he is now.' @GaryMc

'Fuck me, it's Dodoo' @jim89

'Garner off for Dodoo is the wrong sub to make.' @Lloyd72

and the piece de resistance...

'Miller destroys our play. I honestly think we'd do better in the last 15 minutes if he just went off.'  @Creampuff

Pedro: 'Don't contact us, we'll contact you, boys.'

  Hindsight is great fur a laugh. Sorry, lads, but it was funny to read.

 

 Brilliant, cream puffs was the best. Even I was screaming at Miller before he scored, typical, then pops up with a belter

[A.T.G 10,773]

"Fuck me, It's Dodoo"

I bet he wasn't the only one saying it, I know I was

[K.A.I 36,183]

3 minutes ago, Inigo said:

An impressive face-off between several posters in the practical assessment stage in their application for Pedro's number 3 role...

'Miller needs off....Looks lost, not pressing, not tackling, barely even running.  Usually bursting a gut everygame..' @FlashHarryForrester

'Need Miller off. He's a man down.' and 'Miller has been fucking horrendous. He had never been a midfielder so I don't get why managers think he is now.' @GaryMc

'Fuck me, it's Dodoo' @jim89

'Garner off for Dodoo is the wrong sub to make.' @Lloyd72

and the piece de resistance...

'Miller destroys our play. I honestly think we'd do better in the last 15 minutes if he just went off.'  @Creampuff

Pedro: 'Don't contact us, we'll contact you, boys.'

  Hindsight is great fur a laugh. Sorry, lads, but it was funny to read.

 

The match-day threads literally ALWAYS have loads of they comments about Miller in the first 20-30 minutes ..

Then he scores.

Happens in every game he scores in (no shit eh but I mention this for the comments)
 

[Inigo 32,526]

Anyway. Summary of the thread during the game...

Angry, angry, shite, shite, hate, fuck, angry, pish, cunt, fuck,

haaaaaaaaaaapppppppppyyyyyyyyy! 

[Jimfanciesthedude 24,540]

19 minutes ago, A.T.G said:

 

Then laughed at all the ones saying we were gonna get pumped off the sheep, Cumnockbear was actually right the entire time

 

thats the thing, he's probably choking to brag about his win but canny because it means the whole phone nicked thing was a pile of bullshit

[Inigo 32,526]

2 minutes ago, K.A.I said:

The match-day threads literally ALWAYS have loads of they comments about Miller in the first 20-30 minutes ..

Then he scores.

Happens in every game he scores in (no shit eh but I mention this for the comments)
 

Yeah, it does. A particularly stunning reversal this time though. Never re-read a thread like that before. Pretty amusing.