Dazzler 2,428 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 minute ago, KeyserSoze said: This is a Saltcoats pan loaf Taste sensation, especially the thick end bits. Loaf used to get opened at both ends in my house. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryju84 3,170 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Taste sensation, especially the thick end bits. Loaf used to get opened at both ends in my house. This used to start fights in my house. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Soprano 22,428 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 What type of prick goes to Waitrose for a birthday card when there's a pakis across the road. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverAndEver 70,941 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 23 minutes ago, davis1986 said: That reminds me of the time I met Charlie Miller on a Sunday at nisas I seen his niece at a bus stop yesterday. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
piperpete 3,186 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 55 minutes ago, Bearsden bear said: Chancer  - he had jeans on and everything. Definitely not just bn training!!  He probably hadnt even bothered having a shave either, did he actually go to his work today or just called IN a sicky ?  Did he have wine by ant chance along with his bread ? Im sure he will pick up the fish tomorrow to feed us all at Hampden. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,438 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 21 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Taste sensation, especially the thick end bits. Loaf used to get opened at both ends in my house. Toast the outsider then melt three inch thick proper butter on it staple diet for many a scruff back in the day. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack The Flipper 5,936 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Bearsden bear said: I had to pop into Waitrose to get a card for my mums birthday, anyway if the bold Pedro wasnt there trying to scan a vienna loaf!! Usually a fairly shy chap but i went over, shook hands and to said 'best of luck on sunday' & 'get stuck into them' and probably some other incoherant shite!. He was really friendly and said 'thank you my friend'. If i knew how to work my phone i might have tried taking a pic with him...ha ha Quite surprised he used to be a goalie as he is maybe only 5ft 9 and pretty slender. Hopefully he can relay my motivational speech back to the team and you can all thank me on Sunday afternoon once we gub the tims. You say trying to scan a vienna loaf? Was he having difficulties? I'm concerned our new manager has difficulty scanning a bit of breed, but have to say his bread selection process is astounding. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 39 minutes ago, Paisley Blue Loyal said: If he canny work his phone I would assume he is quite an auld fucker like myself and you want pics of his mum, Mind boggles ? Maybe his mum could post them for him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
burnbank bear 342 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Spending the blue pound !! Unbelievable Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenose1975 1,287 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sRcFoCt 7,578 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Bearsden bear said: Not sure mate....i picked up a card and some candles & shit M&S might be doing their dine in for a tenner  Hmmmm...... mcdonalds it is went right off M&S got a pork belly cut into it, it  was a tsunami of grease gave me the goal Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 45 minutes ago, Junior Soprano said: What type of prick goes to Waitrose for a birthday card when there's a pakis across the road. Not only that, but the cunt lives in Bearsden and went all the way to Milngavie to buy the fucking card. I'm now starting to think that he wasn't buying a card at all, but had simply followed Pedro from Auchenhowie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 2,428 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 59 minutes ago, Ryju84 said: This used to start fights in my house. Aye, in ours too. Someone always forgot, picked it up, and half would fall out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz52 11,837 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Dazzler said: Gaz needs fresh material for his tug-a-thons. I don't I can't even Ugh Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davhow 91 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 I done his removal last week Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueblueal 2,117 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 hour ago, FSM said: I saw Mark Dingwall once in Aldi. Think it was a Tuesday. Two for Tuesdays on the Jaffa Cakes? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
harlands plater 16,933 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Reminds me of the time I saw the real Oleg Kuznetsov in Asda in Coatbridge, the day after he scored when we gubbed the tarriers 4-2 at the San Giro. No Waitrose or Bearsden for the big man, a true working class hero of the people. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WATP-FOREVER 5,231 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Bluenose1986 said: Used to be a goalie? interesting. Here's hoping he's the second coming of Jock Wallace then. Why, was he 5'9"? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsden bear 2,376 Posted April 20, 2017 Author Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Jack The Flipper said: You say trying to scan a vienna loaf? Was he having difficulties? I'm concerned our new manager has difficulty scanning a bit of breed, but have to say his bread selection process is astounding. I think he was doing ok to some stranger with a birthday card and a candle confronted him Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsden bear 2,376 Posted April 20, 2017 Author Share Posted April 20, 2017 43 minutes ago, Davhow said: I done his removal last week Did he move into park circus area?- i think he was staying in premier inn across from his favourite shop in Milngavie Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsden bear 2,376 Posted April 20, 2017 Author Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 hour ago, FSM said: Not only that, but the cunt lives in Bearsden and went all the way to Milngavie to buy the fucking card. I'm now starting to think that he wasn't buying a card at all, but had simply followed Pedro from Auchenhowie. I work in Milngavie mate and their next door to each other anyway Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkle 53,253 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Tore Andre Flo noticed me recognising him in Asda Newton Mearns and asked me where he could buy some fancy type of cured ham - I pointed him in the direction of M&SÂ He was really nice and polite Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getstiffed 8,863 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Used to work in the UCI Cinema in Clydebank about 15 year ago. Met Gary Mcswegan and Big Eck one summer and McCann was in as well but I was off that day. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cr3_bear 14,739 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 2 hours ago, davis1986 said: That reminds me of the time I met Charlie Miller on a Sunday at nisas Reminds me of the time i met o'hallaron on a Sunday at mass Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Soprano 13,964 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Davhow said: I done his removal last week Some job mate. Middle East tae Milton. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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