MikeyM 39 Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Reminiscing about games of old, I mind being on a jam packed subway and everyone crammed in like sardines shouting " if ye canny dae the bouncy" etc on very cold February night vs AC Milan. Pulling up to Ibrox I feel a warm sensation down my the calf of my leg. As I make my way to get off the train, the wee guy behind me looks at me and bolts up the stairs. Due the inclement weather I look down and see my leg steaming from the wee dude's pish. Subsequently... sitting in Ibrox later that night, the two guys directly behind me are having the discussion " a mind in the good old days you used to get pished on while oan the train, doesny happen any mare, gon are the days" ? With my leg steaming in the cold February air, I though they were ripping the pish. Happy days ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno's Manbun 2,631 Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Cool story pishy breeks Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy1984 6,314 Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Right enough with all that's went on the last 5 years, when we were playing at places like Annan and Elgin I always used to think "wish people still pissed on each other." Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel H VC 299 Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Was Urino Gattuso playing that night ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 That's a fine excuse MalkyM Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast 9,121 Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 A wee boy did it and ran away Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonnybear1972 8,130 Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Imagine somebody pishing oan Michael Mols' leg..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyM 39 Posted June 3, 2017 Author Share Posted June 3, 2017 Disgusting Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,438 Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Urine Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluedoo 2,652 Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 The pishiest story I have heard Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo1872 4,065 Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 47 minutes ago, MikeyM said: Reminiscing about games of old, I mind being on a jam packed subway and everyone crammed in like sardines shouting " if ye canny dae the bouncy" etc on very cold February night vs AC Milan. Pulling up to Ibrox I feel a warm sensation down my the calf of my leg. As I make my way to get off the train, the wee guy behind me looks at me and bolts up the stairs. Due the inclement weather I look down and see my leg steaming from the wee dude's pish. Subsequently... sitting in Ibrox later that night, the two guys directly behind me are having the discussion " a mind in the good old days you used to get pished on while oan the train, doesny happen any mare, gon are the days" ? With my leg steaming in the cold February air, I though they were ripping the pish. Happy days ? Rossiter you little scamp you have been caught! Too obvious try harder next time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barasa 802 Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 If you can afford to sit in the old days, what are you doing on the subway? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimjim1690 4,534 Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 I think that the 2guys behind you were pishing doon yer leg as well 'cos it widnae have still been steaming after walking from the subway. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo1872 4,065 Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Dont pish on ma leg and try to tell me its raining buster Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
westenclosure2008 787 Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Stealth I don't mind being pished on if anyone's up for some water sports post ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alec87 331 Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 32 minutes ago, westenclosure2008 said: Stealth I don't mind being pished on if anyone's up for some water sports post ? ? FFS OP are you on glue ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyscott1963 18,016 Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Nothing worse than cunts taking the piss. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMB 14,167 Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 Wiz it some buzz, aye? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thewhitesettler 2,711 Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 I was at Rugby Park one Saturday, in the 1970's, and got hit on the back of my neck with a fairly full beer can. I picked it up thinking it was beer, and just realised in time that it was pish just before I put it to my mouth to take a drink of. I had a fairly new parka coat on, and my mother asked me what happened to my coat, which had tide mark stains on the back. I never told her what happened, because she would be wanting to stop me going to away games if I told her the truth, so I just said"I dunno" . Those were the days, eh? ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrunoAlves 132 Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 3 hours ago, Thewhitesettler said: I was at Rugby Park one Saturday, in the 1970's, and got hit on the back of my neck with a fairly full beer can. I picked it up thinking it was beer, and just realised in time that it was pish just before I put it to my mouth to take a drink of. I had a fairly new parka coat on, and my mother asked me what happened to my coat, which had tide mark stains on the back. I never told her what happened, because she would be wanting to stop me going to away games if I told her the truth, so I just said"I dunno" . Those were the days, eh? ??? Aye,I miss the days of getting pish thrown at me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanzmeanzheinz 4,312 Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 Remember a game at the old Douglas Pk in Hamilton around the late 80's. The guys who used to sell the cheese and meat rolls? They're standing near the top of the terracing at half time giving it "get yer cheese and meat rolls - 2 fir a pound". There must be about 200 rolls crammed in this huge cardboard box which is standing at the boy's feet (notice no H in boy btw) Only thing is there's a line of bears having a pish behind him and the urine was flowing right under his cardboard box and steam/fumes is rising through all these fuckin rolls! He eventually finds out - mainly because he hasn't sold a roll in 5mins. Curses like fuck, picks up the box and starts selling them 50yds away at the other side of the terracing!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,438 Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 The only thing getting pished in on my days was "Erica" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Dangerously 7,562 Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 10 minutes ago, KeyserSoze said: The only thing getting pished in on my days was "Erica" Those were the days. Mrs wasn't impressed, no idea why. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanzmeanzheinz 4,312 Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 16 minutes ago, KeyserSoze said: The only thing getting pished in on my days was "Erica" Aye, but I bet all three have tits like spaniels ears now Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast 9,121 Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 1 hour ago, KeyserSoze said: The only thing getting pished in on my days was "Erica" Didn't Chic Young marry one of them? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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