tannerall 25,935 Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 Gone abroad to train up for a staunch Protestant Jihad against all those he disagrees with: taigs, Scottish independents, cellic fans, catholic church, SFA, Scotland supporters, Aberdeen fans, Dundee United fans, Hibs fans, Hearts fans, every other team in Scotland fans, Ally McCoist (especially Ally McCoist), the board, Rangers fan groups, Rangers fan representatives, Rangers merchandise rip off merchants, various assorted RM posters who have annoyed or argued with him at various times (that's about 95% of RM members) starting with @Bluepeter9, then anyone else who annoys him in the process. Once he completes this task he will have purged his demons and got rid of his anger so will withdraw from society and go and live as a hermit in a wee tent on top of Dumbarton Rock spending his time in peace lighting wee candles for random causes. Either that or he's just having a good time on holiday. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile 26,600 Posted June 11, 2017 Author Share Posted June 11, 2017 6 minutes ago, tannerall said: Gone abroad to train up for a staunch Protestant Jihad against all those he disagrees with: taigs, Scottish independents, cellic fans, catholic church, SFA, Scotland supporters, Aberdeen fans, Dundee United fans, Hibs fans, Hearts fans, every other team in Scotland fans, Ally McCoist (especially Ally McCoist), the board, Rangers fan groups, Rangers fan representatives, Rangers merchandise rip off merchants, various assorted RM posters who have annoyed or argued with him at various times (that's about 95% of RM members) starting with @Bluepeter9, then anyone else who annoys him in the process. Once he completes this task he will have purged his demons and got rid of his anger so will withdraw from society and go and live as a hermit in a wee tent on top of Dumbarton Rock spending his time in peace lighting wee candles for random causes. Either that or he's just having a good time on holiday. Heard he only manages to get it up if he's wearing his SNP rosette and his Nobs facing Mecca. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEPPS BOY 73,890 Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 He PM'd me saying he's taking the summer off to write new songs for all our signings.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam69 26,874 Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 5 minutes ago, STEPPS BOY said: He PM'd me saying he's taking the summer off to write new songs for all our signings.. Sweetheart will knock fuck outta him. He knows fine well, that's her job ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFTONG 60,096 Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 Just now, Siam69 said: Sweetheart will knock fuck outta him. He knows fine well, that's her job ... I thought it was the bold Williamson who was the official songwriter..??.. Hope KAI is ok..Mibee just took an extended break..?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam69 26,874 Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 39 minutes ago, tannerall said: Gone abroad to train up for a staunch Protestant Jihad against all those he disagrees with: taigs, Scottish independents, cellic fans, catholic church, SFA, Scotland supporters, Aberdeen fans, Dundee United fans, Hibs fans, Hearts fans, every other team in Scotland fans, Ally McCoist (especially Ally McCoist), the board, Rangers fan groups, Rangers fan representatives, Rangers merchandise rip off merchants, various assorted RM posters who have annoyed or argued with him at various times (that's about 95% of RM members) starting with @Bluepeter9, then anyone else who annoys him in the process. Once he completes this task he will have purged his demons and got rid of his anger so will withdraw from society and go and live as a hermit in a wee tent on top of Dumbarton Rock spending his time in peace lighting wee candles for random causes. Either that or he's just having a good time on holiday. The @The Dude's next blog is all about his training regime, his dedication. Kai specifically asked for the Dude, he wouldn't trust anyone else, they're very close. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam69 26,874 Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, TEFTONG said: I thought it was the bold Williamson who was the official songwriter..??.. Hope KAI is ok..Mibee just took an extended break..?? I heard a rumour they're actually the same person, anyone ever seen sweetheart and Williamson at the same time? Songs are so similar, it's a dead give away ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tannerall 25,935 Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 44 minutes ago, STEPPS BOY said: He PM'd me saying he's taking the summer off to write new songs for all our signings.. Could be the new Bob Dylan, maybe he'll come up with something like this: I love you from the bottom, of my Rangers heart. I love you in the songs, I write and sing Love you because, you put me in my rightful place And I love the optimism that you bring Cheap, never cheap I'll sing you songs till you're asleep When you've gone upstairs I'll creep And write it all down, down, down, down Oh Bruno, oh Carlos, oh Dorrans, oh Candeias I wrote so many songs about you I forget your name, I forget your name Cardoso, Ryan Jack, Vlad Weiss too ? I forget your name Cardoso, Ryan Jack, Vlad Weiss too ? I forget your name I love your from the bottom of my Rangers heart I love the way you never ask me why I love to write about putting tims in their place And I love you 'till my fountain pen runs dry Deep so deep, title number 55 I hope to reap Depends upon the taigs you beat, make them weep, and cry, taigey cry, cry, cry, cry Oh Cardoso, Ryan Jack, Vlad Weiss too ? You'll win us the league title, I wrote this song for you I wrote this song for you Oh Cardoso, Ryan Jack, Vlad Weiss too ? I wrote this song for you I wrote this song for you I wrote this song for you............... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eejay the dj 31,964 Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 One of the best posters on here with the highest likes count .Without the ego Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 14,418 Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 6 hours ago, Smile said: Never seen him posting in a while? Having sex with women. Try it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnnyren 601 Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 Has a fixation with pantie sniffers , but a good guy and a mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile 26,600 Posted June 11, 2017 Author Share Posted June 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, Drunk and disorderly. said: Having sex with women. Try it. I think you are Projecting your own inadequacies here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 14,418 Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, Smile said: I think you are Projecting your own inadequacies here. That hurt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 82,177 Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 1 hour ago, STEPPS BOY said: He PM'd me saying he's taking the summer off to write new songs for all our signings.. Mate, what the fuck Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile 26,600 Posted June 11, 2017 Author Share Posted June 11, 2017 Just now, Drunk and disorderly. said: That hurt. You can talk about it if it helps. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile 26,600 Posted June 11, 2017 Author Share Posted June 11, 2017 Just now, .Williamson. said: Mate, what the fuck Every cunts at it now, you have created a Monster. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tannerall 25,935 Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 12 minutes ago, Drunk and disorderly. said: Having sex with women. Try it. Aw go on, you first........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogzy 31,195 Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 banned him for being too staunch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile 26,600 Posted June 11, 2017 Author Share Posted June 11, 2017 1 minute ago, gogzy said: banned him for being too staunch. A staunch Snp supporter some are saying. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 82,177 Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 What does KAI mean? I always read it as kill all taigs, even though it's not a t at the end Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 82,177 Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 Kill all immigrants Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 82,177 Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 Kill all isis Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 14,418 Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, tannerall said: Aw go on, you first........ As long as your wife is up for it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 14,418 Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 Just now, .Williamson. said: Kill all isis Tad far!!!!!!! They are not all the same. Just kill the ones with beards. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile 26,600 Posted June 11, 2017 Author Share Posted June 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, .Williamson. said: What does KAI mean? I always read it as kill all taigs, even though it's not a t at the end Kai Johansen played for Rangers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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